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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Gumby]
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there was this character who was a roomate at this house that had people who were on assisted living. so he wasnt all there to begin with, and he thaught he was stuck in like the 70s, he thaught he was a rockstar back in the day and he'd tell stories how he played with all kinds of other "stars" so to speak. just a real wack job. and he'd talk like ol hippies would talk like " i just scored a 4 finger lid last night" ha ha ha!!!! and the time we smoked the dmt w/ em. holy shit! he was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo, lying flat on his back on the floor shaking like he was convulsing. scary stuff.. but theres a story of ONE of the strangest peeps i smoked w/.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
danlennon: The black chick gave you her business card and told you to call her if you were in ATL? Was she an escort or something?


I think she made designer shirts or something. It was something along the lines of drawing on T-shirts:tongue:


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: danlennon3]
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two meth heads at a festival

they had some interesting stories, like being chased through the woods by some hicks then running into an abandonded military base to hide and eating the food that was 50 years old, while on LSD.....

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: sui]
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suimush said:
maybe im just too baked but i cant think of anyone!?


& Ive smoked with alot of people in my life, Im sure there are some strange ass ones, just cant think of em


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: drok]
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my friends grandma...

once we were all good and high from a fat joint she starts going on about this Dali painting on the wall while we're all cracking up, telling us how if you look closely, you can see God.

Then she walks into the kitchen for 10 minutes and comes back out wondering what she went in there for in the first place.

We still talk about that shit to this day for a good laugh

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: drok]
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Its kinda a toss up, Ive smoked with so many strange people, there was the deaf mexican on the roof.

Then there was the gay cannibal in the forest, who kept trying to put his arm around me and told me stories about his grandparents owning a restaraunt in new york in which they served human. He claimed to be a shaman. He wanted me to be his "girl" and after that I walked away with one hand on my knife.

Adam would have to be up there though, the schizophrenic musician. This guy has been to the loony bin a few times, once for shouting at a manhole cover in the middle of the street. Onetime he told me he was batman and was building a batcave in his basement(which he actually started on and abandoned). Once he told me how he never mowed his lawn, and told me to hop in his Ram 3500 van, which I did, and he just drove in circles around the lawn, while talking in circles until the thing got stuck. Smoked cigs like a chimney too, constantly lighting one off the last.

I smoked hash with a raspy voiced old trainhopper who had bottle caps twisted into his beard and hair, and a dollar somehow attached to his hair. He was terrified of horses, to the point of shaking and freaking out if he saw one.

Then there was Jesus, a street musician who rolled into town oneday. This guy was also schizophrenic, I wrote a page in his bible, he was writing a bible, or compiling one. He was very strange in his demeaner, believed FANATICALLY in Numerology. If certain number sequences that scared him came up hed do this snot rockett gypsy curse looking gesture. He came to town looking dirtier and more tatterered than any of us, and a CONSTANT bum. Then he got a signed. The next time we saw him he was wearing a suit, had his hair pulled back, brand new gator skin shoes and bought us all booze/smoked us all out.

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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When I was selling the Kirby vacuums... (yeah that last a whole two weeks) I had a showing at this guys house. I went there and this house reeked of cat piss and cigarette smoke. Anyway I get done part of the demo even though it was quite obvious this guy was never going to buy a vacuum let alone use one and then I had to stop because the vacuum is stirring up dust and this guy was having allergy issues. I don't know how exactly it came up but I said something about smoking and he was like oh well do you want to smoke a joint and I figured why not at least coming out all this way and no sale wouldn't be a total waste:shrug: So he rolls a joint and then he gave me $15 for gas because he didn't want me to have come out all that way without gas money to get back. I have to say it was probably one of the best shows I went on before I quit. I mean Just vacuuming out a little bit out his house made it look like a huge difference. Anyway that has to be the weirdest person I've smoked with!


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Gumby]
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This dude that looked like Jesus.

I came home from work one day and Jesus was sitting in my living room with my girlfriend. Long hair and beard, white robe, sandals and all. She was coming to my house and saw this dude walking down the road so she offered him a lift and some dinner... I had actually seen him walking around my area before. Well apparently, he was just walking around like Jesus and living this nomadic lifestyle.. living simply and spreading a message of unity and whatnot. He was a really chill dude. We ended up blazing and I let him crash in my house. I asked if people gave him a lot of shit walking around on foot all the time down major roads dressed like jesus, and he said random people will yell stuff sometimes, but most people he meets were pretty cool... ironically enough.. he told me the people that were usually the nastiest to him were Christians.

But yeah, probably one of the stranger people I've smoked with.. well I guess the circumstances surrounding it more than actually smoking... I've smoked with some pretty strange people...


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: golden1]
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One time after going to a football game some black guys in an escalade drove by me in the parking lot and asked, "where the party was going to be at." When I walked up to there car I I could smell the pot and I said "I'm not sure where the party is but it smells pretty good in there." They said "oh yeah well you want to hop in." I said sure and we passed a blunt around and I asked "you guys selling any." They said "fuck yeah how much you want?" I said "all I have is a 20" Then they handed me two tiny bags and asked "where my car was" Then they dropped me off and I looked at there tag and they were from Illinois and I was at an Alabama football game.

It was some damn good bud too.

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: marbletulip]
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probably this dude i met in college. he was a pretty worrisome dude, gave off huge vibes of paranoia :thumbdown:
at one point this other guy in our dorm wanted to fuck with him and spread a rumor that the DEA had bugged his room and was monitoring him, to which the sketchy dude FLIPPED the fuck out - started second guessing everyone, assumed we all narced him out and blah blah blah. He dropped out he was so freaked out. I hate the paranoia that weed can sometimes bring :nonono:

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Zodiak]
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I smoked with a friends grandma, too. Toking out of a bubbler with a little old lady was hilarious!

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: blkjkrabbit]
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gumbies undies, they have a mind of their own.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Irishdrunk]
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I just recently smoked with a friend of mine who was just put on probation. We'll call her J. She was really worried about pissing dirty for her probation test so she only toked a couple of times...well... a couple weeks later im hangin out in my apartment and a friend of mine comes over that I havent seen in a while. We start smoking and having a good time and she tells me she just became a probation officer and that J is one of her probationees! So I thought it was pretty wild that J was nervous as hell to piss dirty for her P.O., when i was also burning down with the P.O! Ah man that was an awesome phone call. I dunno..I thought it was pretty fucking funny :thumbup:


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Itzpointless]
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I was out of weed for about a week. I was sitting on my couch and I swear I could smell. Weed. I look around thinking that maybe I may have a dank nugg I dropped putting off that smell.

After not being able to find any such dank nugg I look out my peephole to see a bunch of thugs hanging RIGHT outside of my apartment door. And I mean THUGS. Black dudes about 6'1 who all could kill me with their little finger and not even think about it.

I throw my door open and say hey guys if you are going to smoke outside my door you have to come in and smoke with me. They started laughing and said they expected me to threaten to call the cops. They came in and burned 2 blunts with me and left me the blunt roached which amounted to about a joints worth.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Gumby]
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I don't think I remember smoking with anyone who was strange.  So either I don't think people are strange, or I haven't smoked with anyone who was strange, or I can't remember it, or them.

Does that count?


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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Senor_Hongos said:
I don't think I remember smoking with anyone who was strange.  So either I don't think people are strange, or I haven't smoked with anyone who was strange, or I can't remember it, or them.

Does that count?


No! :crankey:

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Gumby]
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I smoke with a friend of mine every now an then who is a complete loon. One time I went into my bedroom to get something, and when I came out he was pissed at me for leaving to ride a lawn mower with out him.:shrug:

Another time, we were sitting in my living room smoking, and my roommate had the thermostat turned way down. Suddenly he has this apifany that they should make a room that would stay cold enough to keep your drinks, and food cold that way it wouldnt go bad.......you mean like a refrigerator?:foreheadslap:

The guy rarely ever cuts his hair, but he also doesnt let it grow out more than a few inches, and hes 23 but he wears the same clothes hes had since middle school, so he pretty much looks homeless all the time.

Here is a recent note he wrote. I'm not sure why he writes in 3rd person.:confused:

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I woke up at 7am today. I really woke up at 2am, but decided against it. As most days go I had no Idea what to do. So, I did the norm. Lets move to third person. Michael got out of bed and put on a pair of jeans. no under ware or shirt. just jeans and a pair of boots. Cowboy boots. He then made the walk to the bridge. The overpass. Underpass? The interstate is below it. He walked to the cement wall and sat on it. looking down at the speeding trucks and cars listening to that woosh. This is my ocean. The practicalness of it slips away, its intended purpose, who's on it what they're doing. All i see is a driving people. Going nowhere fast, away from here.

Walking down the hill, he looks at his garb. I look like a gay prostitute.

Getting back to the house (Its a apartment overcrowded with broken things, but let him believe) He notices his sister is awake. She gets a gentle poke and a laugh. School work is in order. The paint is mixed and applied, feeling like a task but trying to enjoy. It doesnt come. Amanda walks in the room to watch. Michael quickly paints on a mustache and demands his wine and cheese. They giggle, watch cartoons, and play some games. Michael feels more like an imaginary friend than a person sometimes.

A paper was then in order. And he had to write it but diddnt want to. So he passed the time doing nothing special. thanks for doing that with me


Here is another one

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Michael was riding his bike. on the corner of tower and newberry someone threw a big gulp at him. Michael chased after the person until he reached the corner of 34th and newberry. He had the belief that he would slit their tires and beat them within an inch of death, hopefully in front of a loved one. They got away. Michael brushed it off and rode towards the corner of Archer and tower. Along the way he chased a pack of dogs behind the hobby store. oddly enough there is a boat behind the hobby store. now we all know. Michael rode along. He saw red splater on the road. was it a animal. No. Just a bag of twizilers. he rode. He made sure SFCC still existed. He rode to X Mart. To see the lake next to it. At the lake he saw a rabbid dog. He watched for a moment. Then rode away.

I had this dream. I decided i needed to go back to school. They told me at the school that ive already graduated 3 years ago. move on. I saw an ex girl friend there who embraced me for a moment then pushed me away. Some old friends gave slight interest. I got drunk and destroyed much waking up later in the dark. I was suduced by two heavy set girls in their underware. A boy threw a hammer at me. I killed the boy with the hammer and then the girls killed me. At some point i was sued for killing a stray dog that bit me in the hand.

Outline. A man sleeps with another mans wife and daugher. The wife wants the man to kill her husband. Instead the man tells the husband. goes away. then squats in the house next door to watch it all unfold.

anyway have fun. Im still around.


The crazy bastard is a mad genius, and will probably write an amazing book some day if he ever actually starts writing.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: blewmeanie]
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we used to have parties out in the woods and this guy would always find us, even though we had several different spots ...(had to keep finding new ones cuasse the cops kept finding us)...anyways he told us to call him Hippy Dan and he told us he lived in these woods....off the land and that the establishment would never know who he was until it was over...i think he was just feediong us BS to get free drugs and beer now though...

this reminded me of a nother time in a different section of the woods...we used to drink by the side of the river just a little ways down from the cop shop...this guy came swimming down the river(this is dirtyass river too...nobody swims in it that I know of)...so he sees us i guess and comes out of the water...he has on boxers and dego-t...we give him a hit off the bowl we were passing and a beer...we asked him why he was swimming in that dirty ass river and he said it was good exercise...then he says thanks and runs off up the trail...

we all concluded he had escaped from the cop shop up the river because shortly there after the cops showed up, and we all went tearing ass in different directions...don't know what they wanted, but i wasn't going to wait around to find out..


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Gumby]
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Ok well then last night's dream was about a specific species of mushroom.  The king of the species (pictured here):



whose metal that symbolized the mushroom was silver.  His son and I were intent on destroying it or taking as much silver as we could.  The king was pissed so he was trying to kill me.

We destroyed ruins in the process.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Mr. Mushrooms]
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I've smoked with quite a few bums and some of them end up pretty strange.  I'm usually sitting out on my porch at night smoking and there are quite a few random bums in my neighborhood walking the streets.  I'll almost always offer 'em a hit if they ask, and they usually do.

Always leads to fun conversations.  Some of them are smart and normal, some of them are scheming and thieving fucks, and some of them are just plain crazy after they get high.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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