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Irijes
Dankwoman


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I had the strangest dream....
#2585799 - 04/21/04 01:09 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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I spent all day today sleeping trying to recover from the AZ Gathering. And had the wierdest fucking dream, I attribute it to the drugs. I thought I should share it with ya'll since alot of the shroomerites were in it.
My roomie Ninetynine and I were sitting at home--some strange ghetto ass apartment I've never seen before-- when Taco and Calhba came over and told us we should go to the store and buy supplies because the world was starting to go crazy because we were about to enter the new millennium. So we jumped in Calhba's truck (I didn't even know he had one until I told this story to 99) and went to the Albertson's I used to work at in high school. When we got there it was half fallen over. We went in to buy stuff when all of a sudden it turned into some sort of Resident Evil craziness and people started beating the crap out of each other and trying to eat each other. We all took of running and got lost. I found Ninetynine and we ran towards the truck. Half way there Taco came running after us, grabbed my arm and tried to bite me. When out of nowhere Vamp and Dustin show up in his truck and ran him over. We then jumped in Calhba's truck--don't know where he went, so I guess we ditched him, sorry man-- went back to our apt. and barricaded ourselves in the bathroom with the necessary supplies, blankets, pillows, water, bread and of course, doja.
Moral of the story: Don't make Taco mad or he will bite you.
Oh yeah, before I forget thanks for the ratings kids, I'd rate you back but haven't made enough posts yet. You know I'd give all the AZ Gathering motherfuckers a "5" anyway...'cept maybe Taco he did try to bite me.
-------------------- "Apparently there is a great discovery or insight which our culture is deliberately designed to supress, distort and ignore. That is that Nature is some kind of minded entity. That Nature is not simply the random flight of atoms through electromagnetic fields. Nature is not the empty, despiritualized lumpen matter that we inherit from modern physics. But it is instead a kind of intelligence, a kind of mind." -Terence McKenna
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Dankman
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Irijes]
#2585823 - 04/21/04 01:22 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Next time taco comes after you just hypnotize him with some fire.
duh I like fire.
-------------------- "There was a dirty rainbow coming out of the fucking toilet" - 40 Oz.
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Vampire999
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Dankman]
#2585863 - 04/21/04 01:54 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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yay i'm a herrow! i save you from the blood thirsty taco.
I'm not sure i've slept at all since the gathering let alone have any dreams about it.
-------------------- ./configure --without-sanity --without-logic --without-regret 01100110011101010110001101101011011110010110111101110101 jaded = safe != happy Were not familly, we are the shroomery, and to some thats thicker than blood.
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Irijes
Dankwoman


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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Vampire999]
#2585870 - 04/21/04 02:05 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wait till you do sleep, the dreams are fucking crazy.
-------------------- "Apparently there is a great discovery or insight which our culture is deliberately designed to supress, distort and ignore. That is that Nature is some kind of minded entity. That Nature is not simply the random flight of atoms through electromagnetic fields. Nature is not the empty, despiritualized lumpen matter that we inherit from modern physics. But it is instead a kind of intelligence, a kind of mind." -Terence McKenna
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Dobie
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Irijes]
#2585876 - 04/21/04 02:20 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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that dream sounds like it would make a sweet movie
-------------------- This place is gayer than when the balls touch
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wrestler_az
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Irijes]
#2585908 - 04/21/04 02:40 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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you know you secretly wanted taco to bite you
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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wrestler_az
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Irijes]
#2585915 - 04/21/04 02:45 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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while we are talkin about dreams, heres one i have every now and then...
i am a child again. about 6 or 7 i think, not really sure. i am at the church we went to while i was growing up, but it is WAY bigger in my dream. im guessing that there is at least 150,000 people there during my dream. the church looks the same, just way bigger. i am up in front of the people of the church, and my old pastor is by my side. he says some things to them, and they all stand. i have never quite got ahold of what he says, cant understand. maybe its not even english. anyway, at some point i realize that im wearing this long dark hooded robe thing, makes me think of what the druids might have worn. as soon as hes done with his little speach, my pastor reaches over to this "fire-pit-on-a-pedastal" thing, and pulls out this long glowing metal rod.the church members start to chant something....anyway, i get scared, look over the crowd of people and see my parents. they seem very happy that this is taking place, and sometimes my mother has a baby in her arms. my pastor sticks the end of this rod thing into my forehead,branding me with some kind of symbol or something.i FEEL it burn.....i really feel it, its weird....it makes me wake up.
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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Irijes
Dankwoman


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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: wrestler_az]
#2585922 - 04/21/04 02:50 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Alright, you take the cake for strangest dream.
-------------------- "Apparently there is a great discovery or insight which our culture is deliberately designed to supress, distort and ignore. That is that Nature is some kind of minded entity. That Nature is not simply the random flight of atoms through electromagnetic fields. Nature is not the empty, despiritualized lumpen matter that we inherit from modern physics. But it is instead a kind of intelligence, a kind of mind." -Terence McKenna
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wrestler_az
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Irijes]
#2585926 - 04/21/04 02:52 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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crazy people have crazy dreams 
its ok though, im the safe, weird guy next door kinda crazy....not the homocidal lipstick wearing ax murderer kinda crazy.....
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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Irijes
Dankwoman


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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: wrestler_az]
#2585932 - 04/21/04 02:56 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Really? For some reason I took you for the dress wearing type. -
-------------------- "Apparently there is a great discovery or insight which our culture is deliberately designed to supress, distort and ignore. That is that Nature is some kind of minded entity. That Nature is not simply the random flight of atoms through electromagnetic fields. Nature is not the empty, despiritualized lumpen matter that we inherit from modern physics. But it is instead a kind of intelligence, a kind of mind." -Terence McKenna
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wrestler_az
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Irijes]
#2585935 - 04/21/04 02:57 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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only on wednesdays
-------------------- how's your WOW?
Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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taco
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Irijes]
#2592122 - 04/22/04 06:41 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Get back! I'll bite ya! I only bite when asked, thanks :< I don't appreciate this slanderous talk of me masticating the arms of beautiful women -- I may be weird (I prefer to use "unique") but I'm not crazy... at least, not THAT crazy.
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Irijes
Dankwoman


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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: taco]
#2593197 - 04/22/04 11:27 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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No, I believe you are just that crazy.
-------------------- "Apparently there is a great discovery or insight which our culture is deliberately designed to supress, distort and ignore. That is that Nature is some kind of minded entity. That Nature is not simply the random flight of atoms through electromagnetic fields. Nature is not the empty, despiritualized lumpen matter that we inherit from modern physics. But it is instead a kind of intelligence, a kind of mind." -Terence McKenna
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vivid
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: Irijes]
#2594550 - 04/23/04 11:17 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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I anticipated some fucked up dreams, so i've obliterated myself with pot every night since. The demons are waiting in the shadows... i can feel them watch me.
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vivid
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: vivid]
#2594552 - 04/23/04 11:17 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah sorry taco, you are crazy man. ccrrazzyy
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taco
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Re: I had the strangest dream.... [Re: vivid]
#2594561 - 04/23/04 11:22 AM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Can someone make me a certificate? If I'm gonna be insane, I'm gonna be card-carrying insane.
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