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Anonymous

I'm starting my own cult.

[Re: ToxicMan]
#858052 - 09/01/02 09:42 PM (23 years, 11 months ago)

Amen and Amen-ah That's the Church of our Mother of Perpetual Responsibility-ah Preach it like the Bible believers do-ah I says amen and amen-ah

I SAY'S AMEN AND AMEN-AH CAN YOU PEOPLE HEAR ME-AH!?

(weak amen from the pews)

That's better-ah

Now listen children-ah the snake eggs is gonna come down from the sky-ah birthed from da muthership-ah

Nen de crack open an' burn up da atmosphere-ah Just like in the time of the great flood-ah De burn up de atmosphere-ah

Are you wit me-ah?

let's hear an AMEN-AH!

I said let's HEAR AN AMEN-AH!!!

LOUDER DIS TIME-AH

Yes children's dat's right-ah

Da aliens gonna activate da chip in your mind-ah!

Den we's all gonna go home-ah!

Say it again wit me:

We's all gonna go home-ah!

Dat's right-ah!

The proceeding broadcast was brought to live by AAA, Alien Alcoholics Anonymous. There was no intention to offend or derail this thread-ah. :smile:

Cheers-ah,

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Registered: 07/19/02
Posts: 2,185
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months

Re: Start your own cult.

[Re: Sclorch]
#858100 - 09/01/02 10:28 PM (23 years, 11 months ago)

It's not a cult if there is only one member :wink:

No, you can't join my religion. hehe

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Sclorch
Clyster

Registered: 07/12/99
Posts: 4,805
Loc: On the Brink of Madness

Re: I'm starting my own cult.

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#858291 - 09/02/02 04:38 AM (23 years, 11 months ago)

Thank you Brother Mushrooms!
Prayz de Lawd! Ameeeeeeeeeen-ah!

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Note: In desperate need of a cure...

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LiquidSmoke
My title's cooler than yours DBK

Registered: 09/04/01
Posts: 25,341
Loc: S.A.G.G.Y.B.A.L.L.S.
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months

Re: I'm starting my own cult.

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#858712 - 09/02/02 10:19 AM (23 years, 11 months ago)

LOL.

You crazy funny bastard.

CAN I GET AN AMEN-AH UP IN HERE-AH?

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"Shmokin' weed, Shmokin' wizz, doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers beers beers, rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts. Who smokes tha blunts? We smoke the blunts" - Jay and Silent Bob strike Back

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Baby_Hitler
MAGAt Hunter

Registered: 03/06/02
Posts: 28,347
Loc: I'm right behind you, aren't I...
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Re: Start your own cult.

[Re: Sclorch]
#859711 - 09/02/02 06:48 PM (23 years, 11 months ago)

It's alot easier to find followers if you already have your very own compound.

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Anonymous

Re: I'm starting my own cult.

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#859802 - 09/02/02 07:22 PM (23 years, 11 months ago)

By Jove! Now've you've done it!

Ya just forced Enter into his nearest House of god, tospend his last penny to burn a 10 penny candle to save yeh miserable soul, my Grecian Brotha'.
:cool:

-OoD

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Anonymous

Re: I'm starting my own cult.

[Re: Anonymous]
#859827 - 09/02/02 07:31 PM (23 years, 11 months ago)

Yasss well as I always say, "Humor can be funny."

Yes, you can quote me. :wink:

Cheers and more,

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Anonymous

Re: I'm starting my own cult.

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#859843 - 09/02/02 07:34 PM (23 years, 11 months ago)

oh, good.
i had already done so, with out your permission.
:grin:

-OoD

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Anonymous

Re: I'm starting my own cult.

[Re: Anonymous]
#859848 - 09/02/02 07:37 PM (23 years, 11 months ago)

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