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Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it.
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Okay, I feel guilty, or I did for a few minutes, until I realized what exactly had happened.

This table of three ditsy 16-18 year old girls came into the restaurant, and I served them. They were cheap, getting waters and salads as their meals, and then asked me to split the fucking check 3 ways. So I split it and brought them the bill.

Two of the girls gave me 11 bucks each, and the other gave me her credit card. I went back to process everything and got distracted trying to break the two ones into 8 quarters so I could give them the proper change. I then charged the credit card, but forgot to apply the 10.50 charge, instead I charged to the CC the total 33 dollars.

The girl took the bill, filled out the total, 35 bucks, and they left. So they tipped me 3 bucks on 30, and left, but I accidentally charged all of the check to the girl's creditcard.

That left me with 22 extra dollars. They didn't come back or call after an hour... so I kept it. Their loss aye? Hope I don't get fired, lol

Shouldn't be a problem, I bet her mom pays the bill...


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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: Maverick]
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If she was dumb enough to buy a salad ans a water and sign off on a 35 dollar check,then it's your gain,right?


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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: CaptainH13]
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well the other two girls were paying the other 2/3rds in cash. Hehehe. It helps me though because it was my ONLY table tonight, and I'd have made 3-4 bucks total if it wasn't for this mistake. I usually feel bad about mistakes, but god damn I'm so broke right now...


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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: Maverick]
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Her fault for not checking the total. How do you not look at that shit when you have to sign it...looks like you got yourself a free half 8th...lol. good job.

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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: djaxx06]
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She checked it, she totalled it and wrote with her own handwriting "33.xx" and then signed. That's what I don't get. Maybe she realized it? IF SO she shoulda just left her number on the table instead... i'd have fucked her instead of taking 22 extra bucks. ;P


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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: Maverick]
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fuck that - if i'm broke i'd take $22 over some sex

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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: memes]
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meams said:
fuck that - if i'm broke i'd take $22 over some sex



QFT


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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: ThirdEyeOpening]
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Yeah but you shoulda seen them. Nice perky tits, round plump little asses... The other servers were like "damn, lucky bastard" to me when I got the table.


Er anyways, I'm putting 15 bucks into my gas-tank tonight...


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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: Maverick]
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Should get you 3 gallons


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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: Kada]
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No worries, they can't fire you for something you didn't do on purpose, besides she probably didn't even notice.

Had a damn nice mellow night serving, great people and a bill25 with 850 in sales, tipped 60 out, damn good friday night for me, weekend!


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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: Maverick]
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Haha thats a fat tip for you, if it was my credit card though i'd be pissed (actually I use debit) because I never have like more than $10 in my damn checking account so I would have gone into overdraft.

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Re: Accidentally fucked a table over 25 bucks, then kept it. [Re: Dan258]
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oh man

seriously man.. no such thing as karma.

I bought a rockstar and got 18bucks change or something and paid with a 5$ bill...

I then told my teacher and he said I had to give back the 18$ to see my marks... I decided to spend it all on 2$ blackjack tickets and won 100$ on one losing all others pocketing a total of 80$... brownie points and my marks early.


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imachavel, Man you really need to do some reading, the amount of bullshit you put into almost every single one of your posts is absolutely astounding.

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