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Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin?
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I just got mayonnaise on my hands from a turkey sandwich I'm eating and in the absence of any sort of napkin, I wiped my hand on my cat...

Does anyone else do this? I don't do it often, but sometimes it's necessary. And it's not like it's bad, I mean cats obsessively clean themselves.

I can't be the only one.


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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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only when its necessary

like if im wearing nice pants

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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: NobodyImportant]
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Wow thats great. I laughed.

I doubt the cat cares. Just be careful it doesn't wipe up against your pants or go sit in your favorite chair.


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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: NIMH]
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LOL this is awesome and yes i do:grin:

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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: weiliiiiiii]
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This is the kinda shit that makes the shroomery so fuckin cool.

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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: NobodyImportant]
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NobodyImportant said:
only when its necessary

like if im wearing pants



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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: NIMH]
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He's asleep on the couch next to me. He barely lifted his head when i slathered him with mayo. :crazy2:


Here is said napkin...



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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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hahaha yes, I have.

Especially if it's a dog's slobber, i'll wipe it right back on them. But it's not limited to slobber


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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: boxcarguy07]
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I use dogs as napkins, not cats though.


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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
I use dogs as napkins, not cats though.


But dogs aren't self cleaning.

That's like wiping shit on your shirt and never washing it.


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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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I don't have any dogs :lol:

Cats seem to shed a lot more.  Seems like you run a high risk of having your hand then covered in mayo AND cat hair.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: circularvortex]
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I brush him regularly so shedding isn't a problem. It also does a remarkable job of removing excess food particles. :smile:


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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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yeah after i wash my hands i will sometimes dry them off on my cat.

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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: Pupenhause]
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i guess im the only sanitary person here


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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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Wouldn't cat hair just stick to your hand and then have a bigger mess?

My cats are fluffy, so I dunno about short haired cats, but those fuckers get hair EVERYWHERE.

And no, that's pretty gross. I wouldn't want to pet my cat later and feel some crustiness on his coat cause I was too lazy to get a napkin after eating.

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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
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I just brushed him and ran into a big knot of dried mayonnaise. :rofl:

He didn't seem to enjoy that and neither did I. There's nothing worse than running into evidence of your crime after it's occurred.

I have faith that he'll take care of it. If not then I'll just brush it out tomorrow.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

Edited by WakeboardrB (05/13/08 11:58 PM)

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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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Kinda gross to consider, although it makes me laugh to think of someone actually doing this. My cats shed like crazy, and I wouldn't want to get hair cemented with any condiment to my hand, so I just let my dog lick it off, if I can't be bothered to get up and wash.

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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
i guess im the only sanitary person here


Srsly.

To the OP: That's disgusting and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.


If my kitty wants to lick stuff off my hand, that's alright, but I'm not going to slather her with greasy shit.


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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: Entropymancer]
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Re: Does anyone ever use their pet as a napkin? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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Classic.

Such a stoner idea.


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