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I ran down the street naked
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A few weeks ago I was visiting my college and I got pretty drunk, then went to bed. I randomly woke up in the middle of the night, and immediately, I just knew that I was going to go run around naked.

I went down to the main street and hid in a parking garage for a bit while I scoped out the situation. Then I undressed, bolted out, and ran from one alleyway to the next. Although I couldn't find the next alleyway at first, I ran past it. I'm not sure if anyone saw me.

It was exhilarating. I wanted to do it again but I didn't want to be recognized. The next day I am looking at everyone worrying, thinking - did he/she see me naked last night?

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #1]
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been there. it's the greatest thing ever. you keep your socks and shoes on?

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #2]
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definitely kept the sock and shoes on. i'm glad you can relate.

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yeah, its all good, don't get caught

socks and shoes are a must

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #3]
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yah, they make the jog so much easier. i'm glad it was chilly when we did it cuz i couldn't imagine running warm when my nuts would be flopping around. we used to jog down the main route 4 by my house. haha.

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #2]
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you used to jog naked??

yeah, it was like 30 degrees when i did it, making it all the more exhilarating.

can you get arrested for it?

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #1]
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running naked? what do you think?

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #4]
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yah, but the illegality of it gives it a super rush. yah, we did like 1/2 mile jogs. this was a few years ago when i wasn't so fat but i remember it very clearly.

its almost as good as being in a hot tub, rolling around in the snow till you get numb and goin back in the hot tub.

yah we jogged naked alot cuz it was funny and we were stupid.


we did it in a group tho

-molasses, the guy who jogged naked.

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #2]
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man, it shouldn't be illegal

is a cop really going to jump out of his car and tackle you because you are naked? what the fuck.

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #1]
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what i am kind of afraid to admit is that I considered masterbating while I made the dash.

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Re: I ran down the street naked [Re: Anonymous #1]
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really a stupid thing to do


you dont think a cop would arrest you for that

american cops live to destroy lives.....nothing makes them happier

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