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close call with police...
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friday night, i was vapin, smokin blunts, a few roor packs and decided to go to taco bell with a friend of mine at about midnight. I got ten different strains of weed on me, im wearin a bob marley shirt, i've got substantially long hair (about a foot long) for a guy, and am wearing a hat that says "ax throwers"... i don't exactly look straight edge. my friend on the other hand looks like a good kid and he's also got some weed on him.

so were going down the road feeling bad and all and a cop pulls behind us. as soon as that happened i knew were gonna get pulled over so we both took our weed and shoved underneath our respective nuts. he follows us for a good 5 minutes just creepin. and once were less than a minute away from taco bell the lights go on.

officer asks us for our information and asks if we've been doing anything crazy (because our eyes were beat as hell) and my friend says no, just came from his house to get something to eat. cop goes back to his car to run our ID's. comes back to the car and asks my friend to step out and takes him to the back of the car and the cop knocks on my window. he asks me what were doing tonight so i said we were at his house watching skate videos and decided to get some t. bell. the officer then says, "you can sit there and lie right to my face." so i just say, yeah i know. he asked me if i was smoking at all and after a one second flash back of everytime i smoked that day i felt compelled to say no.

two more cop cars pull up while im waiting in the car. one cop gets out and starts putting on a latex glove and yells, "I can see he's fucked up from twenty feet away!" cop walks over to my friend as says "you always look like this?" so my friend says, "sober? yeah, most of the time" cop gets in his face with a flash light and tells him, "Don't move your head and follow my finger with your eyes." my friend passes the test and the cops bullshit a little more out there and tell him to go back to the car.

cop comes over to the car a couple minutes later and says, "i don't know what you guys were doing tonight, but if you were doing something wrong you got away with it this time." so i said get off my dick bitch and my friend karate chopped him and we enjoyed some spicy chicken burritos!


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Re: close call with police... [Re: publicenemy1]
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publicenemy1 said:
I got ten different strains of weed on me


Why?

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Re: close call with police... [Re: publicenemy1]
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publicenemy1 said:
so i said get off my dick bitch and my friend karate chopped him and we enjoyed some spicy chicken burritos!


:lol:

yeah dont' carry that much weed with you, i can't believe they didn't try to search you


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Re: close call with police... [Re: razmablues]
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with that much weed i hope you're in a fast enough car to run from them


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Re: close call with police... [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
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sounds like a pretty typical traffic stop.

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Re: close call with police... [Re: publicenemy1]
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your weed must be weak. you can smell my friends through a glass jar - sealed.

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Re: close call with police... [Re: razmablues]
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I've noticed cops like to talk about how fucked up you look when they're trying to bust you.


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Re: close call with police... [Re: beatyou]
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No, most traffic stops are not like that unless they know you're high.


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Re: close call with police... [Re: Alec_Baldwin]
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dam u got so lucky
the whole first half of the story happened to me
but i wasnt so lucky...


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Re: close call with police... [Re: Coaster]
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actually, it was ten different strains of heady nugget.. very heady (look at my pics). why would i carry around lots of mids. can't smell it cause it's in an air tight jar. i just like having lots of different nuggets to choose from. it was a stupid move to have on me but when your mad high you tend to forget some things.

and yes cops love talking about how high or fucked up you look. the whole time they kept asking me and my friend questions trying to get us to admit it or to just trap ourselves in by going in circles.

sorry to hear about that coaster... it happens to the best of us.


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Re: close call with police... [Re: publicenemy1]
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These cops told my friend that I "told them the truth about how much we were smoking" trying to trap us in. Cops will do anything just bust our fucking nuts. Number 1 rule when dealing with cops... stick to your story and deny any unlwaful behavior. fuck em...

does anyone hear get angry just looking at cops or what? they are the only people i really can't stand.


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Re: close call with police... [Re: publicenemy1]
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so wait......in your first post you said both of you shoved the weed under your nuts. now you say they couldn't smell it because it was in an airtight jar. so did you stuff ten jars under your nuts.....or did you have ten different kinds in one jar (which would still be tricky to get under your nuts), or did you quickly unscrew the jar lids off of all ten jars and shove bare naked weed under your nuts. i'm confused.

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Re: close call with police... [Re: norml840]
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ten different strains of weed in one jar (i can identify each different strain). the jar fits about an eighth or 4 g's. shoved the jar right underneath nuts, grundle area. it's not that confusing.


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Re: close call with police... [Re: publicenemy1]
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not now.

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Re: close call with police... [Re: norml840]
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ya dood i concur, cops are the only people i cant stand as well
and i know lots of dead beats who became cops, its ridiculous the type of people "protecting" us
you only need a clean record you dont need common sense or people skills or anything actually useful


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Re: close call with police... [Re: publicenemy1]
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Quote:
so i said get off my dick bitch and my friend karate chopped him and we enjoyed some spicy chicken burritos!


:ilold:


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Re: close call with police... [Re: circularvortex]
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most people get arrested for weed when they get pulled over....

dont carry weed on you in your car unless your picking it up or dropping it off.


or going to the woods to enjoy some dank.....god i miss smoking....


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Re: close call with police... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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PilzeEssen said:
most people get arrested for weed when they get pulled over....

dont carry weed on you in your car unless your picking it up or dropping it off.


or going to the woods to enjoy some dank.....god i miss smoking....


I gotts to get into that habit. It's the smart thing to do at least.

If im driving in my car, i've got a pretty legit hiding spot, but i'd rather not have it on me at all.


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Re: close call with police... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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PilzeEssen said:
most people get arrested for weed when they get pulled over....

dont carry weed on you in your car unless your picking it up or dropping it off.


or going to the woods to enjoy some dank.....god i miss smoking....


its good advice, but really hard not to toke up when sittin in traffic
blowin out phatty smoke clouds while cruising is jus so much fun


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Re: close call with police... [Re: Coaster]
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For real. I'll never be able to live without going on roadies.


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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