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OfflineSeussA
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Re: Police [Re: Fungushungry]
    #1929003 - 09/18/03 12:59 PM (20 years, 6 months ago)

> the cops here is like a 3rd world country or some shit..

*laugh*  Please... you should try the cops out down here for a while before you bitch about the ones there... :grin:

The standing joke around here is that when all the cops show up on one side of the island it is because somebody is about to get murdered on the other side.  (Pop. 50,000  Murders 4 in the last 2 weeks.)

My good friend got pulled over by Officer Edwards (female cop) for expired tags.  She comes up to him and says, "Ohhh Jeff... they are going to like your little white ass in lockup this weekend.  I hope you like black cock, cause your going to be seeing a lot of it!"  (Add caribbean accent of a large black lady...)  Long story short, she drove my friend to the ATM to withdraw $250 bucks to buy raffle tickets, which kept him out of jail.  The raffle tickets had "mothers day" scratched out and "fathers day" penned in.

On the bright side, you can get by with murder down here if you have the money.  The cops are very lazy.  For example, the only way you get a DUI is if you actually wreck.  The few times they have set up checkpoints, they announced on the radio where they would be.  All of the cop cars (they have SUVs, not cars) have licence plates "PD-###", even the unmarked cars *laugh*. 

Of course, if you ever need the cops for something, then you are really screwed.  The top of the power pole caught on fire outside of my house one time and it took the fire department over two hours to show up (that island was only 14 miles long by 2 miles wide).  They hosed down the pole and left.  About ten minutes later it was on fire again.  Another hour and they show back up and cut the entire top off the pole (including the street light) and leave again.  Easier to let it burn on the ground than to put it out...



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Re: Police [Re: GernBlanston]
    #1934138 - 09/20/03 12:03 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

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Police are just guys, and they're just doing a job. It's the job that sucks, not the cop. (*usually* - we all know that there are shithead powerhungry cops out there, but that's not really the point.)

The laws are the problem. They are insane, to say the least. Fight the law, not the officer of the law.

Start here:

www.stopthedrugwar.com





agreed. here's another good link:

html://www.leap.cc
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition


BF


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Police [Re: BrainFarmer]
    #1934141 - 09/20/03 12:04 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

I'm going to be a police officer when I grow up!  :thumbup: 

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Re: Police [Re: RunDMT]
    #1934186 - 09/20/03 12:19 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

youre expelled from holy ghost :thumbdown: :nonono:


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InvisibleRunDMT
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Re: Police [Re: Infrared]
    #1934189 - 09/20/03 12:20 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

What, think I'll be accepted with my criminal record?

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Re: Police [Re: RunDMT]
    #1934196 - 09/20/03 12:21 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

im jus fuckin with ya :grin: :pill2: :stash: :bong:


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Re: Police [Re: Infrared]
    #1934200 - 09/20/03 12:22 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

:grin: :mushroom2: :pill: :heart:











I know it brother.  :thumbup: 

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Re: Police [Re: RunDMT]
    #1934271 - 09/20/03 12:48 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

whats holy ghost?


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Re: Police [Re: RunDMT]
    #1934311 - 09/20/03 01:04 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

bein a corrupt cop much be such a sweet job! play with guns, steal confiscated drugs, give people a hard time just for the hell of it. i kinda admire them.

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Re: Police [Re: Fungushungry]
    #1934316 - 09/20/03 01:09 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

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Fungushungry said:
whats holy ghost? 





Don't mind them, it's just crazy talk, no such cult exsists :lol: 


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Re: Police [Re: John]
    #1934325 - 09/20/03 01:16 AM (20 years, 6 months ago)

thats a wicked gif man


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Re: Police [Re: Fungushungry]
    #5015291 - 12/04/05 07:54 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Dude that sucks. And yes, Fuck the Police

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Re: Police [Re: Stoned_Druid]
    #5015295 - 12/04/05 07:56 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

way to stir up the past


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Re: Police [Re: Jim]
    #5015328 - 12/04/05 08:09 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

I didn't notice, not quite use to this message board yet.


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Re: Police [Re: Jim]
    #5015340 - 12/04/05 08:12 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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GratefulJim said:
way to stir up the past




totally

FUCK FUNGUSHUNGRY :thumbdown: :mad2:


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Re: Police [Re: Stoned_Druid]
    #5015345 - 12/04/05 08:13 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

its not so much the post as the poster
bad memories :frown:


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Re: Police [Re: GernBlanston]
    #5015363 - 12/04/05 08:19 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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GernBlanston said:
But at any rate, "kill(ing) them all" is not much in the way of a productive solution.

Police are just guys, and they're just doing a job. It's the job that sucks, not the cop. (*usually* - we all know that there are shithead powerhungry cops out there, but that's not really the point.)

The laws are the problem. They are insane, to say the least. Fight the law, not the officer of the law.

Start here:

www.stopthedrugwar.com




why don't the cops protest about how hey hate busting people for minor offences like weed?
especially when they smoke themselves,ive been busted and the heads were replaced with "marijuana leaf substance"
theyre dirty


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Re: Police [Re: quiver]
    #5015396 - 12/04/05 08:28 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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quiver said:
why don't the cops protest about how hey hate busting people for minor offences like weed?
especially when they smoke themselves,ive been busted and the heads were replaced with "marijuana leaf substance"
theyre dirty




why do we keep rehashing the same old points?


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Re: Police [Re: blink]
    #5016348 - 12/05/05 01:03 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

lol blasts from the pasts keep getting us
i need hash


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Re: Police [Re: the universe]
    #5017956 - 12/05/05 01:36 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

The revolutionary war started with a "riot". Most countries need a major skirmish every couple hundred years to keep corruption out of the government. Of course they don't teach you that in school.

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