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I have a confession to make
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I was at my friends apartment one night, and my stomach started churning.
So I go take a shit, and out comes the most horrible diarrhea I've ever had in my entire life.

So I go to wipe.
No fucking toilet paper.

Refusing to use my hand because we were leaving in a few minutes, I spied a towel hanging on a rack.
I used it, only to realize it was his only clean shaving towel left.



Was this a dick move?

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #1]
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what did you do with it afterword?

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Put it back on the rack and left.



I'm pretty sure he knows I did it, but I haven't said a word about it.

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #1]
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When the host fails to provide toiletpaper its your constitutional right to use the next best thing available to you.



What I would have done is roar: "OI! YOU'RE OUT OF TP!" If responses were disappointing I'd add: "BUT I DO SEE A SHAVING TOWEL HERE.."


I think its a bit shitty to use his towel without asking him for an alternative, but most people have more modest toilet habits than I have so I understand some want to take care of the problem themselves instead of confronting your host with your shit-smeared ass.

Still, it sucks you haven't told him. The guy returns from a night on the town, dives into bed, wakes up with a hangover and shaves to find himself holding a diarrhea-covered shaving towel. It would cast a bit of a shadow over the night before knowing that a friend left him this nasty surprise without telling.

It's pretty rude, far more rude than loudly announcing theres no TP.

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #3]
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One day many years ago I was helping my brother with wallpapering his top floor.

When we moved a closet in his bedroom I was amazed to find a dried up used tampon behind it.

Picture this: one of his girlfriends probably had been too lazy to go to the toilet to remove her tampon to have sex and just threw the used plug behind his bedroom closet.

That's so fucking disrespectful, the nastiness of the discarded plug is nothing compared to the selfishness and disrespect of just pulling it out and throwing it behind the bedroom closet of the guy you want to have sex with.

I get the same feeling with this post. It's damn disrespectful to wipe your ass with his towel and then go out and have fun times with him.

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I know it was a shitty move, but being plastered is my excuse.:shrug:



I kinda feel bad now, assholes.:crankey:

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I would have tossed the towel.

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You should have just stolen the shit stained towel and compensated him in some secret way.

I think it's awesome that you put it right back on the rack though.

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
I think it's complete bullshit that you put it right back on the rack though.


I call fucking shenanigans.

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #5]
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What he should have done is wipe with it, throw it in the toilet with his diarhea and not flush.

Ten bucks that fucker would have shit paper available in every room of the house after that.

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
I know it was a shitty move, but being plastered is my excuse.:shrug:



I kinda feel bad now, assholes.:crankey:


You're calling us assholes? You're the one who left a diarrhea-soaked towel in your friend's washroom, asshole

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
I was at my friends apartment one night, and my stomach started churning.
So I go take a shit, and out comes the most horrible diarrhea I've ever had in my entire life.

So I go to wipe.
No fucking toilet paper.

Refusing to use my hand because we were leaving in a few minutes, I spied a towel hanging on a rack.
I used it, only to realize it was his only clean shaving towel left.



Hahahaha!

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #8]
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sit on the sink and wash your ass next time

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #9]
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wow thats a dick move 4 sure
ur a dick

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #10]
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That's pretty disgusting :lol:

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #11]
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You should've taken the shit-soaked towel to the livingroom, smacked it to the wall so that it stuck and said:

BITCH! YOU'RE OUT OF PAPER :crankey:

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I would of tired and hide the towel somewhere in the bathroom.

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous said:
When we moved a closet in his bedroom I was amazed to find a dried up used tampon behind it.




she was marking her territory ijiot

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #13]
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i was at burningman a couple of years back and somehow the dob and acid wasn't settling nicely into my stomach. i exploded all over the porta potties because i didnt bring a flash light with me. it got on my pants too! then i look.....no fucking TP!!!!! aawwww and of course i didnt have a shower available! ruined my trip. i learned my lesson to always carry a flash light at festies and tp.

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Re: I have a confession to make [Re: Anonymous #13]
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no fucking TP!!!!! aawwww and of course i didnt have a shower available! ruined my trip. i learned my lesson to always carry a flash light at festies and tp.



If you had taken enough, you would have transcended your Ego's insistence on cleanliness, and proceeded to trip on filled with Divine Bliss :rockon:

:rainbowcloud:

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