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Re: How weird are you? [Re: nmajon]
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When I was young enough for my mom to force me to go to church, I would sit there quietly with two-hundred other bodies listening to the talk. Up on the ceiling of the chapel, there were these round vent things and I would imagine op-agents in black, sniping people, starting with the speaker. Then from the two entrances to the chapel, they'd have 3-4 guys with M8 assault rifles, mowing down all the children, dads, moms etc. and the bullets hitting me and spraying on the hard carpet of the chapel.

I'd replay this imagined account over in my head.

I think about society and the purpose of man, but it just confuses me more. When I'm high and in public I talk to myself and sing under my breath quite often.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: mathewww]
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^^LoL^^ That reminds me, you know how if you kinda stare at a bright light for a couple seconds, then blink, and look away the light is like imprinted in your eyes. Well when I was little in church sometimes I would stare at a light for a couple seconds, then blink at the back of peoples heads in front of me pretending that the imprinted light was a laser beam shooting them in the back of the head.
Also when I was little, I would sometimes read letters with my head, bouncing my head in the direction of the curves of the letters, I think it was just out of sheer boredom.
And yes, I too have those crazy thoughts that I would never tell anyone, and when I do say something crazy, people are just like wtf.


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The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.

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Re: How weird are you? [Re: Rainman420]
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i liked that video :thumbup::thumbup:


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: Rainman420]
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In church i would pretend that i had a imaginary fishing poll and i would fish for peoples glasses, watches, faces, hair, and random stuff on the wall. I would pretend to fish the dozens of chandeliers hanging from the ceiling to break and smash them over peoples heads. I didn't remember any of that until i ready the last 2 posts lol.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: sirbojangles]
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That was a cool video. What was that music in the background? i think listening to that type of thing on a daily basis could take me to the next level of insanity....

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Re: How weird are you? [Re: DimensionX]
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I was at work about a week ago and we had closed the shop and we just sitting about talking about religion or something. I wandered a few feet away, and saw this metal wrench-thing and I picked it up held it, looked it over and thought to myself: "What if I stepped over to them with this wrench, slammed it into this guys head then hit the guys that wasn't paying attention. And then, continue to slam the wrench over there bodies."

Don't worry, I don't get those ideas or thoughts often. It tripped me out how sick that was of me to think of, but it was interesting to think about nonetheless.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: PyroBurns]
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PyroBurns said:
leftysurprise said:
im eating mayo+hotsauce and crackers right now. is that wierd?



Oh yeah? Well I went through a big jar of mayo in a week and two days. Most of that was eaten plain. Today, I even had beef jerky with mayo.

Everyone calls me weird, and laughs at how "crazy" I am but I think everyone else is crazy. I'm normal dammit!



sometimes ill eat a plain spoonfull of mayo. :drooling:

i love a plain mayo sammich, or a mayo and tomato sammich.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: mathewww]
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mathewww said:
I was at work about a week ago and we had closed the shop and we just sitting about talking about religion or something. I wandered a few feet away, and saw this metal wrench-thing and I picked it up held it, looked it over and thought to myself: "What if I stepped over to them with this wrench, slammed it into this guys head then hit the guys that wasn't paying attention. And then, continue to slam the wrench over there bodies."

Don't worry, I don't get those ideas or thoughts often. It tripped me out how sick that was of me to think of, but it was interesting to think about nonetheless.



I get those too. Really violet thoughts, but not very frequently. It's really weird because I'm so passive and not actually violent.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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I hate mayo.

Does that make me weird?


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: skin_]
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skin_ said:
mathewww said:
I was at work about a week ago and we had closed the shop and we just sitting about talking about religion or something. I wandered a few feet away, and saw this metal wrench-thing and I picked it up held it, looked it over and thought to myself: "What if I stepped over to them with this wrench, slammed it into this guys head then hit the guys that wasn't paying attention. And then, continue to slam the wrench over there bodies."

Don't worry, I don't get those ideas or thoughts often. It tripped me out how sick that was of me to think of, but it was interesting to think about nonetheless.



I get those too. Really violet thoughts, but not very frequently. It's really weird because I'm so passive and not actually violent.



Yeah, and it's not even the act of doing it, but experiencing the consequences and the feeling of the brutal act in my mind.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: sirbojangles]
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sirbojangles said:
im weird enough



i made this:





holy crap! if you made this, props to you. that is incredibly trippy!


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: mathewww]
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mathewww said:
I hate mayo.

Does that make me weird?



absolutely.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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That video is SO awesome.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: g00ru]
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guruu said:
Everybody has those weird thoughts.  Some people are just really good at telling themselves and others that they don't.

Personally I would be embarrassed not to have strange fucked up thoughts all the time.  It would seem to me to be a serious mark of a lack of creativity.

I'll give an example of a weird thing:  Whenever my class is completely silent, I imagine a man breaking in with a machine gun and mowing everybody down.  In this fantasy, however, I always find a way to escape and save the hottest girl in the room :lol:



I used to have fantasies like that in elementary school...me saving the day, and sweet, sweet Angie running into my arms to safety.

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Re: How weird are you? [Re: slackophage]
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all i do all day is think about how yummy a cat would be fresh out of a blender. mmm add some strawberries, maybe some whipped cream!! delish!! fry up some baby testicles yum!! thats a meal!!

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Re: How weird are you? [Re: shroom_me]
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I think anyone on a mushroom site is "weird" deemed by society.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
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And to answer your question, yes, I'm pretty damn weird lol.


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Re: How weird are you? [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
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FUCK SOCIETY!!!

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Re: How weird are you? [Re: Mutatis Mutandis]
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Me? I'm not weird at all...



















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Re: How weird are you? [Re: Mutatis Mutandis]
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Weirdness is next to godliness.


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Turn off your mind, relax and floatdown stream. It is not dying. Lay down all thought, surrender to the void. It is shining.

:darkside: Pink Floyd :darkside:

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