Le Narrateur said:

I'm just going to go through some of the  big'uns.

Alan Faneca, perennial pro bowl guard goes to the Jets, who recently lost Johnathan Vilma to the Saints.
(they told him he could go anywhere but the Pats )

Cleveland Browns keep Derek Anderson, sign Donte Stallworth for seven years and pick up human mountain Shaun Rogers and Travis LaBoy.

Philadelphia Eagles pick up Asante Samuels and drop Jevon Kearse.

Jaguars lose Marcus Stroud to the Bills but pick up Drayton Florence from the Chargers, who's a beast, but not as bad ass as Cromartie.

Bears' Bernard Berrian goes to the Vikings.

Cincinnati's Justin Smith signs a big contract with the Niners, whose defense should eventually be decent with all the cash they're sinking in it.

John Lynch will play another season in Denver, because he cannot age.

Giants' defense heavily depleted as Reggie Torbor signed with the Miami Dolphins on Saturday. He follows ex-Giants LB Kawika Mitchell, who joined Buffalo, and S Gibril Wilson, who signed with Oakland.

Still up for grabs:
Michael "The Burner" Turner
Lance Briggs
Randy Moss
I think Marion Barber can be taken if a team outbids Dallas, but they'd have to give up first and third round picks or something.

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