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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
i shat myself once, it was because i was too lazy to get off the computer,

i used to be a hardcore starcraft/unreal tournament addict.

im so glad im done with that.



I cant respect a person that dont respect them selfs...

:scat:  :scat:  :scat:  :scat:

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
i should start taking opiates? i dont know, i dont like shitting myself, but opiates are hardcore. is semen a lubricant? cuz it seems to have started when my bf started analy pleasuring me. i just ont understand, its like i cant hold it in anymore, as soon as i get the urge, its to late, ive already shat my pantys



He's loosening up those muscles. Anal sex is what's causing it.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #19]
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i told him about it being cuz he loosend my muscles, and he yeld at me, said it was the closest he has ever felt to me and doesnt want to stop. i dont know what to do, is he being mean? i can respect that he enjoys it, and it makes me feel better to know i have something to offer. i dont know what to do!

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Your a girl right?

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Anonymous said:
You're a joker right?



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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Anonymous said:
Your a girl right?



yup

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
but have a doctor look into it.



I get it :smile:

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Take a photo log, post it in OTD, and become their new God.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #22]
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I used to be so lazy when I played UO that I would piss in cups instead of going to the bathroom. That was fucking sick, but I was addicted.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #23]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plug

Get yourself one. Or get diapers.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #24]
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my mom works in the emergency room in New Orleans and always has some amazingly gross stories.

but this one is relevnat, and probably the worst.

this bum was picked up off the streets, im not sure why or how, but anyway, he stunk like twelve buttholes, and as they started cutting away the many layers of clothes, the smell got worse.
people that had been exposed daily to foul shit started vomiting and gagging.
what this guy had done is just kept putting on layers of clothes and shitting and pissing in them.
they have no idea how long he had walked aroudn with shit (literally) lining the inside of his sweatpants from waist to inside his boots.
so as they got down to the final layer of shitcaked sweatpants and cut them off, he went into shock because the pants and the layer of shit had become a skin in some way and his actual skin was so shitlogged and necrotized that his thighs basically pulled back to the bone.

so imagine just a few inches of shit, necrotized flesh and blood just spilling out as you cut off this soggy mesh of sweat pants.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #25]
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colostomy bag :shrug:

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #25]
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Anonymous said:
my mom works in the emergency room in New Orleans and always has some amazingly gross stories.

but this one is relevnat, and probably the worst.

this bum was picked up off the streets, im not sure why or how, but anyway, he stunk like twelve buttholes, and as they started cutting away the many layers of clothes, the smell got worse.
people that had been exposed daily to foul shit started vomiting and gagging.
what this guy had done is just kept putting on layers of clothes and shitting and pissing in them.
they have no idea how long he had walked aroudn with shit (literally) lining the inside of his sweatpants from waist to inside his boots.
so as they got down to the final layer of shitcaked sweatpants and cut them off, he went into shock because the pants and the layer of shit had become a skin in some way and his actual skin was so shitlogged and necrotized that his thighs basically pulled back to the bone.

so imagine just a few inches of shit, necrotized flesh and blood just spilling out as you cut off this soggy mesh of sweat pants.



That may be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.  :puke:

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #27]
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Thank you for ruining my appetite. :laugh:

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #28]
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Interesting story but doesn't help this person out much.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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alright guys, in honor of this topic i am going to shit myself right here in this chair..

.........ok this is all new to me...

ive never done this before

here it comes...

ahhhhh that was nice.

well, back to reading more of the shroomery

i will wipe my ass and change pants later, i dont want to miss anything

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #29]
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:congrats: Bravo.

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