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i have an embarassing problem
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i shit myself almost on a daily basis, and its ruining my life. yesterday i shit in my own bed while i slept, and didnt wake up, it got all smashed into my matress and its horrible. what do i do?

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Go see a doctor.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #2]
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put a cork in it.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #3]
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i shat myself once, it was because i was too lazy to get off the computer,

i used to be a hardcore starcraft/unreal tournament addict.

im so glad im done with that.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #4]
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:rofl2:

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Dry smash your shit box.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My best friend and I have a running joke about tripping so hard you'll shit your bed.

However I can vividly imagine that its horrible to have to deal with that in real life.

It's called anal incontinence.

Aside from the usual tips of a rubber mattrass cover I urge you to see a doctor about this. There may be solutions or there may not be, but have a doctor look into it. It could be a symptom of something bad, worst case scenario colon cancer.

Theres billions of webpages, I'm sure there are info sites about it. But DO see a doctor, thats non-negotiable.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #7]
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do u take opiates
cuz if u do u should stop
that should do the triK

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous said:
i shat myself once, it was because i was too lazy to get off the computer,

i used to be a hardcore starcraft/unreal tournament addict.

im so glad im done with that.


actually to be honest it was almost weekly for a couple months.

i spent all time on computer or eating. i would only shit if it was convenient, as in right before or after eating.

LOL

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #4]
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are you serious? you actually shit yourself because you were too lazy to get off the computer?

dude. that is a new level of low. seriously. i don't think i could respect a person if i knew that about them.

i mean, i'm lazy, but if i gotta shit i'll go to a goddamn toilet like a normal human being.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Nasty Bastard!

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous said:
are you serious? you actually shit yourself because you were too lazy to get off the computer?

dude. that is a new level of low. seriously. i don't think i could respect a person if i knew that about them.

i mean, i'm lazy, but if i gotta shit i'll go to a goddamn toilet like a normal human being.



I think he was making fun of another shroomery member.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #11]
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i know kegel exercises help with urinal incontinence, i'de research if they help with anal as well(no, they're not just for women)

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous said:
are you serious? you actually shit yourself because you were too lazy to get off the computer?

dude. that is a new level of low. seriously. i don't think i could respect a person if i knew that about them.

i mean, i'm lazy, but if i gotta shit i'll go to a goddamn toilet like a normal human being.


not a real shit like turtling it and maybe having a small piece come out cus it was too hard to hold or something, never a complete log. that would be ridiculous

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #4]
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i saw a dr phil about some 10 and 14 year olds or something that never would go to the bathroom. Every day they would just shit wherever they were when they felt the urge, and then walk around with it in their pants until their parents made them changed. It was fucked up!

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous said:
do u take opiates
cuz if u do u should stop
that should do the triK


opiates have the opposite effect. they make you constipated.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #14]
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start taking opiates.

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #15]
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i should start taking opiates? i dont know, i dont like shitting myself, but opiates are hardcore. is semen a lubricant? cuz it seems to have started when my bf started analy pleasuring me. i just ont understand, its like i cant hold it in anymore, as soon as i get the urge, its to late, ive already shat my pantys

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Re: i have an embarassing problem [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous said:
put a cork in it.



HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Re: i have an embarrassing problem [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous said:
:rofl2:



hahahaha...I shat myself once during PE....middle school....my friend wanted me to walk to his hall class just to talk about shit...already at this time I'm shitting  my fucking pants and walking to the office because I was sick....walking there and the lady bitch said....I wanna see you throw up if your so sick....fucking bitch I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND SAY I SHIT MY PANTS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE....THEY PROBABLY FUCKING KNOW BY NOW BY HOW BADLY IT REEKS IN HERE(BTW this shit was straight Daria +2 like the type of shit that'd run down your leg and ferment.)....I said I went #2 in the pants whispering it...she said , "OOOOOH.....WELL LOTS OF KIDS POOP THERE PANTS(I'M IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BITCH...not in fucking elementary....and even then it'd piss me off)...so I was just sitting there embarrassed wanting to kill this bitch...she said...call your mom or dad tell em what ya did...FUCKING BITCH I WANTED TO FUCKING SEE HER GET RAPED BY NIGGERS SO BAD...AN OLD WHITE BITCH....OLD LIKE GRANDMA WHORE TYPE....anyways that was my story...hope you liked it.

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