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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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Your life is so surreal to me.

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
Your life is so surreal to me.



Coming from you, that's saying a lot.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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dude what the fuck this thread made me laugh so hard

that video killed me too :rofl:

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Silversoul]
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Silversoul said:
MOTH said:
Your life is so surreal to me.



Coming from you, that's saying a lot.



Guess it takes one to know one.  :shrug:

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: MOTH]
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That's ok. My life fluctuates between surreal and boring.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Silversoul]
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You're definitely one of the lucky people on this site I consider surreal and oddly fascinating.  :thumbup:

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: memes]
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i know i know but instead i pretty much just cut ties with the little whore, got tested, and chalked it up as "drugs made me do it"


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"It is the prayer of my innermost being to realize my supreme identity in the liberated play of consciousness, the Vast Expanse. Now is the moment, Here is the place of Liberation. " -alex grey

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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hawks
lions
bears
cougars

these are kingly familiars
personally prefer dragons, thought rainbows crtr ldg

excsnakes


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"Have you not learned that your word is bond? Yes, my word is bond and bond is life, I shall give my life, before my word shall fail."

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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Sounds like a bummer to me. Good Luck :rofl2:, Let us know how its going.

Who gave it to who and you going to keep seeing this person?


  :sun:


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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: KaptKid]
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I feel like there's very little difference between love and insanity.


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He was a cowboy in one of the seven days a week fights. No business, no hangout; no friends, nothing; just what you pick up and what you need.

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: KaptKid]
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KaptKid said:
Sounds like a bummer to me. Good Luck :rofl2:, Let us know how its going.

Who gave it to who and you going to keep seeing this person?


  :sun:



Well, I don't know yet... her results came back from a blood test (yearly checkup) that she didn't have anything, but I dunno if that'd count herpes. Hope so, anyway.

I still have some strange things, same place... haven't gotten too much larger, but I have noticed more, whether they spread or I didn't notice I'm not sure.

As for who gave it to who, I don't really know, I think the most likely scenario would be that it was transfered via oral from me to her, and then transfered to me again. I probably have oral herpes because I can remember having some tiny little cold sores back in school a couple times on me and I specifically remember parents having them at one point or another.

So that's how it would have got there, if it was indeed herpes.

As for whether I am staying in a relationship, the answer is yes. Whether or not we have herpes, it wouldn't have come from outside the relationship since she has been my only partner and she just had one other boyfriend/partner, who was a virgin at the time. Oddly enough, I met the guy (wtf? wasn't expecting that) for the first time last night at a wedding where he was the best man. She was honest about it though, since if she hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known who he was at all. We didn't talk to him, it was just pointed out to me by her. Not even sure if he speaks too much English.

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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kidaihuan said:
Wish me luck, hope we both develop genital herpes!



I hope you both develop herpes; better yet HIV. Anyone who makes a statement like that deserves them.

By the way it's illegal in most places to have a monkey as a pet without an exotic animal permit. Besides they scratch and can bite the fuck out of you (much worse than a cat).


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Everything I say is for entertainment.

Fuck the ASPCA

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: allreadyused]
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allreadyused said:
kidaihuan said:
Wish me luck, hope we both develop genital herpes!



I hope you both develop herpes; better yet HIV. Anyone who makes a statement like that deserves them.

By the way it's illegal in most places to have a monkey as a pet without an exotic animal permit. Besides they scratch and can bite the fuck out of you (much worse than a cat).



She's not cool with a monkey anyway. Dunno where I'd get one.

Here you have to have a permit even for a dog, which licks nards and isn't always enforced, but not for a car.

Don't have a permanent place yet though, so I"m not picking up a pet just yet. I also am not sure whether I will go the cat route or opt for a bunny rabbit.

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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Why do you need to tell us that she is Chinese? Want a cookie?


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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kidaihuan said:
I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck.




Good luck.

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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Are you retarded¿ cold sores are not the same as genital herpes!

They are two compeltely different viruses.

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: FondaCox]
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He's in denial.

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: FondaCox]
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FondaCox said:
Are you retarded¿ cold sores are not the same as genital herpes!

They are two compeltely different viruses.



Anyone that doubts this fact can see the thread FondaCox made where he spouts this once again.

Also, I mentioned that she was Chinese so that this thread could be associated with my other threads and my anonymous threads.

It's also a little bit of ASIANS FTW bragging.

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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I have a cold sore right now but I dont have genital herpes :shrug:

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Robo]
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Omni said:
I have a cold sore right now but I dont have genital herpes :shrug:



But you do have oral herpes. And you can give a girl genital herpes by giving her oral. And if you then go on to do her once she develops genital herpes, you can get genital herpes too.

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