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Offlinekidaihuan
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I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck.
    #7806674 - 12/28/07 06:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You all know the story.

I kept talking about it and told her the only way to ease my mind (my mind was already at ease) was for her to be certain.

And how would I know if she was certain?

She would have to promise me she would give me something she hates if we do both have herpes. And what did I ask for?

A blow job?

No.

I asked for either a cat or a monkey, my choice.

She said cat.

I said deal. (I don't like diapers)

I shook her hand on it.


Soooooooooooo.........

Wish me luck, hope we both develop genital herpes!

:eaglekitty:


Edited by kidaihuan (12/28/07 07:00 AM)


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7806711 - 12/28/07 07:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

herpes AND vag rot???? oh boy it's a wonderful christmas indeed!


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7806894 - 12/28/07 09:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you chose the cat?

i personally would've chose the monkey, for the sole reason that it's a monkey. but then again a suppose all people are different.

GL on the genital herpes


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    #7806906 - 12/28/07 09:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: memes]
    #7806929 - 12/28/07 09:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well, monkey was actually my first choice, but she wasn't going to make the deal on if I tried to hold out for monkey. I didn't want to lose both of them.

I rationalize it by reminding myself that it would be more expensive, a lot of work, and maybe even impossible to get.

And as for herpes and vag rot... Well, if we do have herpes, it could have caused the vag rot. And if we do have herpes, that also doesn't mean she was naughty with anyone else (so STFU), as I may have had small cold sores as a kid, which could have been oral herpes... which up to 80% of Americans have (but I'm Canadian).


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7806935 - 12/28/07 09:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

your life is an internet soap opera


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7806937 - 12/28/07 09:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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dr_gonz said:
when will u know?




Well, she did a work blood test a while back that should give her the results (it's a health test, not a drug test). The results should be back soon.

But since herpes may not show up on the test... then we won't know until symptoms get worse. Right now they still may be nothing, could be ingrown hairs or pimples for her (and they're not actually on the vag area, but the pube area) and mine look like herpes bubbles... but really small versions... could be natural, but I'm starting to doubt it.

Since there's no cure for herpes and if one of us has it, since we've both shown some bubbles, we'd both have it already, so it isn't spreading. So no need to do any tests for now.


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    #7806953 - 12/28/07 09:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7806969 - 12/28/07 09:52 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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gross




I guess I could have answered your question less descriptively.

But I also could have answered it more descriptively, so don't be so grossed out.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7806980 - 12/28/07 09:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: sam420]
    #7807063 - 12/28/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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your life is an internet soap opera



I would change the channel in a minute.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Silversoul]
    #7807094 - 12/28/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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your life is an internet soap opera



I would change the channel in a minute.




I take no offense.

There really are few soap operas worth watching, if any.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807101 - 12/28/07 10:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

BTW, these threads of yours have single-handedly cured me of my Asian fetish.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807115 - 12/28/07 11:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck.





Do you realize that Herpes stays hidden in your body and may flare up at any time in your life? When you'll get a cold you get cold sores to boot.

How old are you btw?


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Asante]
    #7807143 - 12/28/07 11:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck.





Do you realize that Herpes stays hidden in your body and may flare up at any time in your life? When you'll get a cold you get cold sores to boot.

How old are you btw?




I'm being a bit sarcastic there, but I would like a cat. To tell you the truth, the thought of herpes is freaking me out, but there's nothing I can do about it.

I'm 18 as of earlier this year.

I can't even say for sure if the cold sores I had were actually herpes ones. Basically I would only get them when I would wipe the spit off the corners of my mouth too often as a kid and it would turn red and sometimes the skin would break on the very edges of my lips (on each side, where the top and bottom lips meet).

That's the only place I would get them. On either side.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807144 - 12/28/07 11:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you get a cat, make sure to bathe and groom it regularly so that there's at least one clean pussy in the house.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807145 - 12/28/07 11:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7807273 - 12/28/07 12:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i would think this was funny but this one time...i actually had a girl literally tell me she was "clean" before i fucked her, then she rolled over directly after we were finished and told me she had hpv. stupid cunt. But my cock is straight.(maybe a LITTLE pus thats all) thats all that matters. she gave good head too. just thought id add that in there. true shit except for the pus part. so far....


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: xshadowmage666x]
    #7807284 - 12/28/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I would force her to gnaw off the warts with her teeth if a girl pulled that shit on me. That's truly despicable.

btw, a mouthful-o-sores aint nooooooooo fun.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: xshadowmage666x]
    #7807294 - 12/28/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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i would think this was funny but this one time...i actually had a girl literally tell me she was "clean" before i fucked her, then she rolled over directly after we were finished and told me she had hpv. stupid cunt. But my cock is straight.(maybe a LITTLE pus thats all) thats all that matters. she gave good head too. just thought id add that in there. true shit except for the pus part. so far....



what a cunt. i wouldve punched her in the throat and tell her i hope she gets cancer. that shit is truly fucked up.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807296 - 12/28/07 12:36 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Your life is so surreal to me.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: MOTH]
    #7807332 - 12/28/07 12:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Your life is so surreal to me.



Coming from you, that's saying a lot.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807481 - 12/28/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dude what the fuck this thread made me laugh so hard

that video killed me too :rofl:


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Silversoul]
    #7807488 - 12/28/07 01:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Your life is so surreal to me.



Coming from you, that's saying a lot.




Guess it takes one to know one.  :shrug:


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: MOTH]
    #7807492 - 12/28/07 01:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

That's ok. My life fluctuates between surreal and boring.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Silversoul]
    #7807514 - 12/28/07 02:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You're definitely one of the lucky people on this site I consider surreal and oddly fascinating.  :thumbup:


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: memes]
    #7840770 - 01/06/08 06:33 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

i know i know but instead i pretty much just cut ties with the little whore, got tested, and chalked it up as "drugs made me do it"


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7840864 - 01/06/08 07:09 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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these are kingly familiars
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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7840929 - 01/06/08 07:23 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

Sounds like a bummer to me. Good Luck :rofl2:, Let us know how its going.

Who gave it to who and you going to keep seeing this person?


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    #7840975 - 01/06/08 07:33 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

I feel like there's very little difference between love and insanity.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: KaptKid]
    #7841169 - 01/06/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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Sounds like a bummer to me. Good Luck :rofl2:, Let us know how its going.

Who gave it to who and you going to keep seeing this person?


  :sun:




Well, I don't know yet... her results came back from a blood test (yearly checkup) that she didn't have anything, but I dunno if that'd count herpes. Hope so, anyway.

I still have some strange things, same place... haven't gotten too much larger, but I have noticed more, whether they spread or I didn't notice I'm not sure.

As for who gave it to who, I don't really know, I think the most likely scenario would be that it was transfered via oral from me to her, and then transfered to me again. I probably have oral herpes because I can remember having some tiny little cold sores back in school a couple times on me and I specifically remember parents having them at one point or another.

So that's how it would have got there, if it was indeed herpes.

As for whether I am staying in a relationship, the answer is yes. Whether or not we have herpes, it wouldn't have come from outside the relationship since she has been my only partner and she just had one other boyfriend/partner, who was a virgin at the time. Oddly enough, I met the guy (wtf? wasn't expecting that) for the first time last night at a wedding where he was the best man. She was honest about it though, since if she hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known who he was at all. We didn't talk to him, it was just pointed out to me by her. Not even sure if he speaks too much English.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7841186 - 01/06/08 08:20 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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Wish me luck, hope we both develop genital herpes!




I hope you both develop herpes; better yet HIV. Anyone who makes a statement like that deserves them.

By the way it's illegal in most places to have a monkey as a pet without an exotic animal permit. Besides they scratch and can bite the fuck out of you (much worse than a cat).


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: allreadyused]
    #7841302 - 01/06/08 08:43 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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kidaihuan said:
Wish me luck, hope we both develop genital herpes!




I hope you both develop herpes; better yet HIV. Anyone who makes a statement like that deserves them.

By the way it's illegal in most places to have a monkey as a pet without an exotic animal permit. Besides they scratch and can bite the fuck out of you (much worse than a cat).




She's not cool with a monkey anyway. Dunno where I'd get one.

Here you have to have a permit even for a dog, which licks nards and isn't always enforced, but not for a car.

Don't have a permanent place yet though, so I"m not picking up a pet just yet. I also am not sure whether I will go the cat route or opt for a bunny rabbit.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7841570 - 01/06/08 09:45 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

Why do you need to tell us that she is Chinese? Want a cookie?


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7841629 - 01/06/08 10:00 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck.




Good luck.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7841643 - 01/06/08 10:06 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

Are you retarded¿ cold sores are not the same as genital herpes!

They are two compeltely different viruses.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: FondaCox]
    #7841661 - 01/06/08 10:14 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

He's in denial.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: FondaCox]
    #7841878 - 01/06/08 11:09 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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Are you retarded¿ cold sores are not the same as genital herpes!

They are two compeltely different viruses.




Anyone that doubts this fact can see the thread FondaCox made where he spouts this once again.

Also, I mentioned that she was Chinese so that this thread could be associated with my other threads and my anonymous threads.

It's also a little bit of ASIANS FTW bragging.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7841882 - 01/06/08 11:11 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

I have a cold sore right now but I dont have genital herpes :shrug:


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Robo]
    #7842002 - 01/06/08 11:55 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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I have a cold sore right now but I dont have genital herpes :shrug:




But you do have oral herpes. And you can give a girl genital herpes by giving her oral. And if you then go on to do her once she develops genital herpes, you can get genital herpes too.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7842009 - 01/06/08 11:58 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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But you do have oral herpes. And you can give a girl genital herpes by giving her oral.



No way, I didn't know that.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7842011 - 01/06/08 11:59 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

I don't think you can give a girl genital herpes from these "mouth sores", they're a different type of herpe. I also get these mouth sores and my girlfriend has shown no signs of getting them anywhere, its a different type.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Robo]
    #7842017 - 01/07/08 12:02 AM (16 years, 26 days ago)

Getting cold sores seriously sucks though, they only pop up once a year but its happened consistently since I was pretty young. The get flamed up and hurt, and you have to walk around in public with everyone saying "hey man whats up with your face you must have herpes". Which is true, but in their minds they think I must have genital herpes, which isn't true.

At least if a person actually had genital herpes no one really knows, unless they do get oral herpes as well....
Do they?


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    #7842019 - 01/07/08 12:03 AM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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I also get these mouth sores and my girlfriend has shown no signs of getting them anywhere, its a different type.



That's what I thought.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Robo]
    #7842061 - 01/07/08 12:23 AM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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MooshRage said:
I also get these mouth sores and my girlfriend has shown no signs of getting them anywhere, its a different type.



That's what I thought.




They CAN still get genital herpes from your type one oral herpes, BUT, it is less common. Just don't give her oral if you have cold sores, or if you don't like the job, tell her this phenomenon and you may never have to do it again. She might not kiss you again though. Ha.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Silversoul]
    #7842544 - 01/07/08 07:47 AM (16 years, 25 days ago)

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BTW, these threads of yours have single-handedly cured me of my Asian fetish.




mawhahahaha!

BTW _As a female, this sounds "not right".
any doctor worth their salt can look at a crotch and let you know if it is a common disease like herpes in 30 seconds - and a simple culture will confirm.

AS far as wanting to contract herpes like her...um, thats an odd choice.

Contracting a sexually transmitted disease with a person who you will probably grow out of in a year or two (based on the childish behavior Ive read about so far) but that disease will be with you for ever, and narrow your chances of finding someone w/o the disease (cause frankly who the hell would knowingly date someone with herpes, unless they already had it)

people are very different.
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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7842548 - 01/07/08 07:49 AM (16 years, 25 days ago)

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kidaihuan said:
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Omni said:
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MooshRage said:
I also get these mouth sores and my girlfriend has shown no signs of getting them anywhere, its a different type.



That's what I thought.




They CAN still get genital herpes from your type one oral herpes, BUT, it is less common. Just don't give her oral if you have cold sores, or if you don't like the job, tell her this phenomenon and you may never have to do it again. She might not kiss you again though. Ha.





YOU CANNOT GET GENITAL HERPES FROM MOUTH HERPES - TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF VIRUS. PLEASE DONT SPREAD MISINFORMATION.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7842587 - 01/07/08 08:05 AM (16 years, 25 days ago)

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Cold Sore (Herpes Symplex Virus)

Definition: A cold sore is a small blister filled with fluid that appears OUTSIDE of the mouth, usually around the lips, and is a viral infection that attacks the skin and nerves. Cold sores are caused by the herpes symplex virus, are contagious and incurable. Cold sores can be a sexually transmitted disease and caution should be taken by those with this type virus which can be transmitted by saliva or other body fluids. Cold sores are sometimes called fever blisters and mistakenly caused canker sores which are actually apthous ulcers that appear inside the mouth.

Causes: Cold sores are caused by a virus that can lie dormant in the nerve cells in your skin and may emerge again as an active infection. Following contact with an infected person, the first signs of a HSV-1 or 2 cold sore can occur within 2 to 20 days. After the initial infection, cold sores can enter into a recurrent cycle when the virus erupts again. These recurrent eruptions can be caused by sunlight, cold wind, stress, colds, flu as well as other factors.

Cold sores can be caused by either herpes symplex virus one (HSV-1) or herpes symplex virus two (HSV-2). However most cold sores are caused by HSV-1. HSV-2 is more commonly associated with genital herpes but can be the main cause of cold sores in some cases.


According to the Gale Encyclopedia of Children's Health, nearly 80 percent of the population carries the herpes symplex virus that causes cold sores and 1 in 3 children carry the virus before age 5.







Stay the hell away from my genitals 80 % of the population! :crankey:


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7842664 - 01/07/08 08:46 AM (16 years, 25 days ago)

im really confused


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    #7842703 - 01/07/08 09:02 AM (16 years, 25 days ago)

don't spread diseases



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    #7842704 - 01/07/08 09:03 AM (16 years, 25 days ago)

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Cold Sore (Herpes Symplex Virus)

Definition: A cold sore is a small blister filled with fluid that appears OUTSIDE of the mouth, usually around the lips, and is a viral infection that attacks the skin and nerves. Cold sores are caused by the herpes symplex virus, are contagious and incurable. Cold sores can be a sexually transmitted disease and caution should be taken by those with this type virus which can be transmitted by saliva or other body fluids. Cold sores are sometimes called fever blisters and mistakenly caused canker sores which are actually apthous ulcers that appear inside the mouth.

Causes: Cold sores are caused by a virus that can lie dormant in the nerve cells in your skin and may emerge again as an active infection. Following contact with an infected person, the first signs of a HSV-1 or 2 cold sore can occur within 2 to 20 days. After the initial infection, cold sores can enter into a recurrent cycle when the virus erupts again. These recurrent eruptions can be caused by sunlight, cold wind, stress, colds, flu as well as other factors.

Cold sores can be caused by either herpes symplex virus one (HSV-1) or herpes symplex virus two (HSV-2). However most cold sores are caused by HSV-1. HSV-2 is more commonly associated with genital herpes but can be the main cause of cold sores in some cases.


According to the Gale Encyclopedia of Children's Health, nearly 80 percent of the population carries the herpes symplex virus that causes cold sores and 1 in 3 children carry the virus before age 5.







Stay the hell away from my genitals 80 % of the population! :crankey:




That's scary shit.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7842955 - 01/07/08 10:27 AM (16 years, 25 days ago)

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kidaihuan said:
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Omni said:
I have a cold sore right now but I dont have genital herpes :shrug:




But you do have oral herpes. And you can give a girl genital herpes by giving her oral. And if you then go on to do her once she develops genital herpes, you can get genital herpes too.




Unless you were eating out her rotten vag with oozing open sores on your mouth, there isnt even the possibility that that happened. And if you were eating out her rotten vag with oozing open sores on your mouth, then, well, you get what you deserve.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: teaparty]
    #7846195 - 01/07/08 10:35 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

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Unless you were eating out her rotten vag with oozing open sores on your mouth, there isnt even the possibility that that happened. And if you were eating out her rotten vag with oozing open sores on your mouth, then, well, you get what you deserve.




That's not true. And I've never, even when I was a kid, had an oozer.

As for whether she had it, her physical came back saying that she was healthy, but I have found reason to suspect that they don't test for herpes in the blood unless it is requested.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7846785 - 01/08/08 03:12 AM (16 years, 25 days ago)

Fact: Cold sores (as in whats on your mouth) and genital herpes are two completely different forms of herpes. There is no way cold sores from the mouth can be spread to the vag to become genital herpes. I have been told this many times by seperate doctors. I have cold sores about one time a year, and I always wanted to make sure I didn't destroy my partners vagina.

Unless someone has some proof, the concept of passing mouth sores off to the pubic region is bogus.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Vibrate]
    #7846855 - 01/08/08 04:42 AM (16 years, 24 days ago)

http://www.cdc.gov/std/Herpes/STDFact-Herpes.htm

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HSV-1 can cause genital herpes, but it more commonly causes infections of the mouth and lips, so-called “fever blisters.” HSV-1 infection of the genitals can be caused by oral-genital or genital-genital contact with a person who has HSV-1 infection. Genital HSV-1 outbreaks recur less regularly than genital HSV-2 outbreaks.




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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #9610954 - 01/14/09 08:29 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

So how's 'bout it? are ya Mr and Mrs Johnny and Jane Rottencrotch?


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #9610996 - 01/14/09 08:38 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

what?


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: memes]
    #9611018 - 01/14/09 08:40 PM (15 years, 17 days ago)

You are in luck if you start growing cauliflower from your crotchal region.


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