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Offlinekidaihuan
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I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck.
    #7806674 - 12/28/07 06:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You all know the story.

I kept talking about it and told her the only way to ease my mind (my mind was already at ease) was for her to be certain.

And how would I know if she was certain?

She would have to promise me she would give me something she hates if we do both have herpes. And what did I ask for?

A blow job?

No.

I asked for either a cat or a monkey, my choice.

She said cat.

I said deal. (I don't like diapers)

I shook her hand on it.


Soooooooooooo.........

Wish me luck, hope we both develop genital herpes!

:eaglekitty:


Edited by kidaihuan (12/28/07 07:00 AM)


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7806711 - 12/28/07 07:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

herpes AND vag rot???? oh boy it's a wonderful christmas indeed!


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7806894 - 12/28/07 09:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you chose the cat?

i personally would've chose the monkey, for the sole reason that it's a monkey. but then again a suppose all people are different.

GL on the genital herpes


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    #7806906 - 12/28/07 09:29 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: memes]
    #7806929 - 12/28/07 09:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well, monkey was actually my first choice, but she wasn't going to make the deal on if I tried to hold out for monkey. I didn't want to lose both of them.

I rationalize it by reminding myself that it would be more expensive, a lot of work, and maybe even impossible to get.

And as for herpes and vag rot... Well, if we do have herpes, it could have caused the vag rot. And if we do have herpes, that also doesn't mean she was naughty with anyone else (so STFU), as I may have had small cold sores as a kid, which could have been oral herpes... which up to 80% of Americans have (but I'm Canadian).


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7806935 - 12/28/07 09:40 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

your life is an internet soap opera


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7806937 - 12/28/07 09:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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dr_gonz said:
when will u know?




Well, she did a work blood test a while back that should give her the results (it's a health test, not a drug test). The results should be back soon.

But since herpes may not show up on the test... then we won't know until symptoms get worse. Right now they still may be nothing, could be ingrown hairs or pimples for her (and they're not actually on the vag area, but the pube area) and mine look like herpes bubbles... but really small versions... could be natural, but I'm starting to doubt it.

Since there's no cure for herpes and if one of us has it, since we've both shown some bubbles, we'd both have it already, so it isn't spreading. So no need to do any tests for now.


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    #7806953 - 12/28/07 09:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7806969 - 12/28/07 09:52 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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dr_gonz said:
gross




I guess I could have answered your question less descriptively.

But I also could have answered it more descriptively, so don't be so grossed out.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7806980 - 12/28/07 09:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: sam420]
    #7807063 - 12/28/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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sam420 said:
your life is an internet soap opera



I would change the channel in a minute.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Silversoul]
    #7807094 - 12/28/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Silversoul said:
Quote:

sam420 said:
your life is an internet soap opera



I would change the channel in a minute.




I take no offense.

There really are few soap operas worth watching, if any.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807101 - 12/28/07 10:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

BTW, these threads of yours have single-handedly cured me of my Asian fetish.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807115 - 12/28/07 11:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck.





Do you realize that Herpes stays hidden in your body and may flare up at any time in your life? When you'll get a cold you get cold sores to boot.

How old are you btw?


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Asante]
    #7807143 - 12/28/07 11:15 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck.





Do you realize that Herpes stays hidden in your body and may flare up at any time in your life? When you'll get a cold you get cold sores to boot.

How old are you btw?




I'm being a bit sarcastic there, but I would like a cat. To tell you the truth, the thought of herpes is freaking me out, but there's nothing I can do about it.

I'm 18 as of earlier this year.

I can't even say for sure if the cold sores I had were actually herpes ones. Basically I would only get them when I would wipe the spit off the corners of my mouth too often as a kid and it would turn red and sometimes the skin would break on the very edges of my lips (on each side, where the top and bottom lips meet).

That's the only place I would get them. On either side.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
    #7807144 - 12/28/07 11:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you get a cat, make sure to bathe and groom it regularly so that there's at least one clean pussy in the house.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: kidaihuan]
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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #7807273 - 12/28/07 12:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i would think this was funny but this one time...i actually had a girl literally tell me she was "clean" before i fucked her, then she rolled over directly after we were finished and told me she had hpv. stupid cunt. But my cock is straight.(maybe a LITTLE pus thats all) thats all that matters. she gave good head too. just thought id add that in there. true shit except for the pus part. so far....


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: xshadowmage666x]
    #7807284 - 12/28/07 12:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I would force her to gnaw off the warts with her teeth if a girl pulled that shit on me. That's truly despicable.

btw, a mouthful-o-sores aint nooooooooo fun.


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Re: I hope my Chinese girlfriend and I have genital herpes. Wish me luck. [Re: xshadowmage666x]
    #7807294 - 12/28/07 12:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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i would think this was funny but this one time...i actually had a girl literally tell me she was "clean" before i fucked her, then she rolled over directly after we were finished and told me she had hpv. stupid cunt. But my cock is straight.(maybe a LITTLE pus thats all) thats all that matters. she gave good head too. just thought id add that in there. true shit except for the pus part. so far....



what a cunt. i wouldve punched her in the throat and tell her i hope she gets cancer. that shit is truly fucked up.


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