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At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate...
    #7813156 - 12/30/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i really want a girlfriend

nay, i NEED one

i could really use someone to be close to these days. maybe its something about winter and wanting to cuddle with something warm. but lately it feels like im missing something and that someone else is the answer.

anyone have words of advice, or just some consolation

that would be boss


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7813163 - 12/30/07 10:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ask at least one girl out everyday.


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7813182 - 12/30/07 11:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

A lot of times they're not real fun. You spend a shitload of money on them and the longer you're with them the less and less sex you get (forget about it if you get married).


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7813189 - 12/30/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

No hook up threads.  :wink:








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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: Learyfan]
    #7813200 - 12/30/07 11:09 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I can almost smell the B.O. in that picture.


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7813203 - 12/30/07 11:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

C'mon RandallFlagg, not EVERYONE'S experience with girlfriends don't mimic tired comedic routines!

Get a cheap hoe, who's a nymph.

What do I know, though?

I like She-Males.


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7813210 - 12/30/07 11:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

try to find happiness in another way. most girls actually dont like it when guys are needy, and that's what it seems like you are to me.

"try hard, to find, a way to move up in life"


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7813242 - 12/30/07 11:20 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

take a class or get a hobby where you can interact with others , like dancing or wine tasting - lots of public HS/community centers even colleges have almost free or free activities - you just need to be around more people.

this is not an unusual problem - a lot of ppl are feeling isolated and alone - You really just need to get busy/active - this stimulates your creative & passionate centers, and that is attractive to people.

being alone and desperate is not a good state to be in when looking for a mate - remember, there is someone for everyone - you just have to be looking for them. And you have to love yourself first if you expect someone to love you back.
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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7813282 - 12/30/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i love everything that comes out of your mouth.


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7813284 - 12/30/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:headbang: thankyou


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7813302 - 12/30/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

anything for the ladies.:grin:


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7813332 - 12/30/07 11:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

im actually in a creative and passionate point in my life and i am in no way lonely right now.

im pretty sure that has a lot to do with the sudden interest in having someone

and let me clarify this is a sudden thing. i mean having a girlfriend has been something i have wanted but these days it just hits hard.

and i sorta have the feeling someones going to drop into my life pretty soon.


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7813341 - 12/30/07 11:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well thats great -you are already in an "attracting cycle" keep the energy up - and you will have what you need.


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7814093 - 12/30/07 03:35 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

You don't NEED a g/f. Sure it's nice, but it's not the end of the world. Just go about your normal life and maybe she'll come along.


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7814108 - 12/30/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

how long have you been without a girlfriend?


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: LayYouIn]
    #7814791 - 12/30/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ive never had one


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #7814812 - 12/30/07 06:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Girlfriends are great and everything.. but as the relationship progresses they do become somewhat of a ball and chain..

Besides I would like to be single so I could fuck everything with a pulse. Isn't it weird how you go through years of no female contact, then you get a girlfriend and all of a sudden all the fucking women start hitting on you? Like literally, I go out down the town and I always get hot bar sluts grinding into me trying to drag me off, which I have reject.. even at college all the chickas flirt with me all the time. None of this ever happened until I got a girlfriend.

:crankey:

Fuck women. Those fuckers only want what they can't have.


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7814815 - 12/30/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
I can almost smell the B.O. in that picture.



Just imagine the smell when the guy in your avatar comes up for air.


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: Cepheus]
    #7814817 - 12/30/07 06:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

why do i keep thinking the people on this site could help

i mean seriously, IM NOT TALKING ABOUT SEX

in fact, forget about sex

im talking about intimacy


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Re: At The Risk Of Sounding Desperate... [Re: Cepheus]
    #7814822 - 12/30/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

sirbojangles said:
ive never had one




how old are you?


Edited by LayYouIn (03/05/09 08:29 PM)


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