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Stand up comics in the shroomery?
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There are a lot of quick witted and funny people on these boards and I was wondering if anyone here thought they could do stand-up comedy. Maybe some people here have tried it and want to share their story.

If you were to be a stand up comic...who would you emulate, or what style do you think suits you?

I find that my favorite comics tend to be the cerebral/surreal types (Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, Dennis Miller) but I also like straight up joke tellers like Dave Attel and Radney Dangerfield. I also like Denis Leary's tough/funny guy delivery.

I dont think i'd be overly blue but I definitely wouldnt play to Carrot Top's audience.

I have been to a few different comedy clubs recently, and I may go see Jim Gaffigan on New Year's Eve. Has heckling been abolished or something? I never hear it, if anything the comic is ripping individual members of the audience.


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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: MrBump]
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Louis Black


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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Mitch fucking Hedburg. Enuff said.


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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: MrBump]
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I most definitely wanna be a stand up comic.  I just haven't mustered up the balls to do it yet.  :shrug:  Every one of my friends urges me to though.  :sigh:  One day...

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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: MrBump]
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i picture an interactive routine where the person on stage asks the audience for someone to state a problem they have and the man on stage will solve it in a humorous manner.
every answer will contain the words dry, smash, and shitbox.

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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: MrBump]
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I'd like to be a stand-up comic, but I'm not quick enough on my toes. When I see some post, I can go back to it when I think of some funny reply. When you're doing stand-up, you have to keep the jokes coming. Also, although I'm getting better at it, I still sometimes have a problem with stuttering and mumbling, particularly when I'm nervous. So I'd have to overcome that.


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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: soli]
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soli said:
Mitch fucking Hedburg. Enuff said.



lol i just looked up Mitch Hedberg. Funny shit. "Rice is good for when you're really hungry and need 2000 of something." lol


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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: LSAabuser]
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LSAabuser said:
i picture an interactive routine where the person on stage asks the audience for someone to state a problem they have and the man on stage will solve it in a humorous manner.
every answer will contain the words dry, smash, and shitbox.



:lol:

you could open for Bob Saget, perhaps?


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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: MrBump]
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Bob Saget is actually pretty funny and surprisingly "blue", which goes against his corn ass work on full house and americas funniest bullshit.


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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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:lol:

yeah, I know that. He sold his soul to get on Full House/AFHV.


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?

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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: MrBump]
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David Cross and Doug Stanhope!!!


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Re: Stand up comics in the shroomery? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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