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OfflineMrBump
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Mitch Hedburg
    #3614361 - 01/11/05 09:15 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

"I usta do drugs, I still do...but I usta, too"

That guy is fucking hilarious. :rotfl:


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: MrBump]
    #3614446 - 01/11/05 09:32 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

it's Hedberg, and yes.

he's my favorite current comedian and imo the best of the last 10+ years. his delivery and timing are flawless. he's probably my 2nd favorite all-time comedian to Bill Hicks, which is saying a lot.

I reallllly want to see him with Stephen Lynch (also awesome) since they're on tour soon. the closest they're coming to me is like 6-7 hours away. I might fly to stay with an old friend and see 'em but dunno yet. probably won't work out.

these are some great quotes for those who don't know him. they're much funnier when you see him perform, but they're a good starting point. btw, I really need to buy his Mitch All Together dvd soon. great shit.

http://www.involution.com/mitchquotes.php


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: ricochet]
    #3614471 - 01/11/05 09:39 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: yeah, it's all about his style and the way he does his comedy that's hilarious


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: Hendostan]
    #3614487 - 01/11/05 09:42 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

'if carrots got you drunk rabbits would be fucked up!'


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: KackleDude]
    #3614522 - 01/11/05 09:51 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Hilarious fellow.. :grin:


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: K4Lic0]
    #3614541 - 01/11/05 09:57 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: MrBump]
    #3614570 - 01/11/05 10:09 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I have his two albums & various recordings of his shared on slsk - hit me up.


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: Hendostan]
    #3614581 - 01/11/05 10:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

I really like his comedy too, but he needs some new material. Every set Ive heard him do is like 80% of the same jokes.

The best Ive heard of him is a cd special where he tells his jokes for like an hour straight with a live jazz bass guitarist playin. Makes it at least 3 times as funny


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: Vvellum]
    #3614643 - 01/11/05 10:29 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

sure thing, now whats slsk?


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: Hendostan]
    #3614658 - 01/11/05 10:35 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Hendostan said:
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.



one of my faves from that site. :heart:

the joke about his death metal band is hilarious. also the thing about wishing people wouldn't associate guys who have long hair with drugs and instead with cake is great.

I love how he just makes his joke and then moves onto something else completely unrelated. if you get it great if not oh well.


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thecornking said:
sure thing, now whats slsk?



www.slsknet.org


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: ricochet]
    #3615026 - 01/11/05 11:51 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

mitch if fucking awsome. hes coming to ohio state the 20 something of this month. I can't wait to see him.


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Re: Mitch Hedburg [Re: buckeye]
    #3615125 - 01/12/05 12:05 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

lucky buckey...

fucking carrot top is coming here at the end of the month :nonono:


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