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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Dobie]
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dobie said:
lysergicide said:
when you're hitting it from the back, grab her by the hair and drive her skull into the wall, and, while shes unconscious, take all her belongings and take off. :wink:




FTW!!!!!

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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Condoms exist in two materials: latex and polyurethane. Always go for polyurethane. It is much stronger, so it is often supplied thinner, enhancing pleasure. In addition to that some people are allergic to latex. No condom should be used with an oil based lubricant, but the polyurethane ones are more resistant to it. If you're out of waterbased lubricants, use the white of a raw egg.


First off, I didn't know polyurethane had much elasticity, but since I'm high I'll take your word for it. Secondly, does stronger and thinner necessarily enhance pleasure? Since I'm high, I'll take your word for it.

But... I would say that you should probably look into silicone lubricants rather than water based. It lasts a lot longer and you can use a lot less, plus it doesn't hurt the condom. Hell, most condoms even come with silicone lubricant already added.

And as for polyurethane being the alternative... haha. I always thought it was some type of animal intestine like it suppository was many years ago, since my sex ed teacher a few years back told the class they still make them out of that, so sucks to you if you're allergic to latex.

But... I'm really high right now and I realize I put suppository instead of supposition. My spell checker put suppository at the top of the correct spelling list and it seemed like a better choice of words.

Fuck, I mean suppositories. Ah dammit, I'm just going to leave it spelled wrong.

Supposibly. Supposadly? Supposably? Someone please spell this word.


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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: lysergicide]
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Chicks like coke more than cock. Get an 8ball and you will have no problem getting some dumb slut to come home with you.


I second that. Also, it works in reverse... I've fucked fat and or ugly chicks because they had coke. Huh, does that make me the dumb slut?

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If you're out of waterbased lubricants, use the white of a raw egg.


What chick is going to let you fuck her with egg white on your cock? "Oh shit baby, I can't find the lube. I'll be right back, I got to run to the fridge."
I would recommend spit over an egg white. It works in porno.


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Fuck the ASPCA

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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Dobie]
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drysmash,drysmash,drysmash


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Jack Albertson]
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ts727 said:
drysmash,drysmash,drysmash


I was JUST about to say that.

I mean, it isn't even a certified Shroomery thread until someone tells them to dry smash someone's shitbox or make jenkem with her ass, etc.

Go Shroomery!


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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: allreadyused]
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Quote:
And as for polyurethane being the alternative... haha. I always thought it was some type of animal intestine like it suppository was many years ago, since my sex ed teacher a few years back told the class they still make them out of that, so sucks to you if you're allergic to latex.


They make both. I think the the intestine ones are called "lamb skin" only it's not skin. I'm mildly allergic to latex; if I use a latex condom I get a rash all over my junk. The first time I fucked a chick with a rubber I was freaked out a day later because my cock, balls, and top part of my legs were all red and painful. I thought I had VD. Very awkward when your 16 and you tell your mom you need to go to the doctor because you think you have an STD. I buy polyurethane, they're pretty easy to find. As far as being more sensitive, I can't tell the difference. It's a condom they suck!


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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: kidaihuan]
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kidaihuan said:
ts727 said:
drysmash,drysmash,drysmash


I was JUST about to say that.

I mean, it isn't even a certified Shroomery thread until someone tells them to dry smash someone's shitbox or make jenkem with her ass, etc.

Go Shroomery!


what ever happened with your asian pleasure bot?


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Jack Albertson]
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Always have a morning after pill nearby. pile drive that shit to cum. start slow with some 4play and handle those tits!

pussy is fundamental eat that shit or shove a few things in there . i shit ges freaky then slowly slide it up her ass.

she might not love it tho.  aim to please and no ass to vagina shitdick!:tongue2:


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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Jack Albertson]
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ts727 said:
kidaihuan said:
ts727 said:
drysmash,drysmash,drysmash


I was JUST about to say that.

I mean, it isn't even a certified Shroomery thread until someone tells them to dry smash someone's shitbox or make jenkem with her ass, etc.

Go Shroomery!


what ever happened with your asian pleasure bot?


We're still getting married. She wants to move to Canada to get away from her parents, but I explained that I prefer it here and getting her into Canada isn't that easy right now.

The only thing I'm waiting for before we get married is some way to import my damn fucking ring.

Can't do it by mail legally and if I lose it in the mail I'm fucked and would have to do without it (not a big problem, but since I've already offered it, I'd look really stupid in front of her and her family... the ones that know anyway.)


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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: kidaihuan]
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two in the pink

one in the stink :thumbup:


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