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Mitchnast
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sex tips from the shroomery
#7780421 - 12/20/07 04:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ok, time for a thread of sex tips.
heres a goody for you guys out there, when doi'n it with a special lady, you gotta show your gratitude by goin' at her like a starvin' animal. I mean, foreplay is a must, gentle and sweet you must be, but when the chase stands before you, you gotta shed that sheep's clothing and let her know, YOU are the wolf.
And in the end, its always a good idea for the wolf to fuck the dear a little before it eats it.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780449 - 12/20/07 04:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Aim for the stomach, titties or face to prevent the pitter patter of tiny feet..
Good thread
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Edited by JonnyDeformed (12/20/07 04:56 AM)
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RandalFlagg
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780514 - 12/20/07 06:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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My sex tip for the Shroomery would be not to take sex tips from the Shroomery.
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HagbardCeline
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780535 - 12/20/07 06:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bengay is not an anal lube.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780559 - 12/20/07 06:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mitchnast said: ok, time for a thread of sex tips.
heres a goody for you guys out there, when doi'n it with a special lady, you gotta show your gratitude by goin' at her like a starvin' animal. I mean, foreplay is a must, gentle and sweet you must be, but when the chase stands before you, you gotta shed that sheep's clothing and let her know, YOU are the wolf.
And in the end, its always a good idea for the wolf to fuck the dear a little before it eats it.
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Dont screw on more than one illegal substance at a time, keep it to one.
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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Frosty_Storm]
#7780675 - 12/20/07 07:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Frosty_Storm said: Dont screw on more than one illegal substance at a time, keep it to one.
nods
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HagbardCeline
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Frosty_Storm]
#7780686 - 12/20/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Frosty_Storm said: Dont screw on more than one illegal substance at a time, keep it to one.
And how.
There have been several times when I was hornier than anything, only to lay down, close my eyes for a second while enjoying the foreplay, and then realize how fucked up I really was.
Though I always seem to think, hmmmm...a little more of y and a little less of x and I would have been perfect.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7780700 - 12/20/07 07:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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My sex tip for the Shroomery would be not to take sex tips from the Shroomery.
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mosspatch
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shrooms is sex with nature... or whatever you come in contact with for those 6 delightful hours
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780824 - 12/20/07 08:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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For those who play with hot wax, next time keep a cup of ice cold water near. Once you get your partner tolerant to the heat of the wax drips, dump the ice cold water on them. Your brain can't instantly tell the difference between extreme hot & cold, especially when it's expecting more heat. Your partner will think you dumped a shitload of hot wax on them, and go totally fucking apeshit....but just for a split second. 
Also a good idea to have them restrained for this one.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: slackophage]
#7780835 - 12/20/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chicks like coke more than cock. Get an 8ball and you will have no problem getting some dumb slut to come home with you.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780851 - 12/20/07 09:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Work the PC muscle, and you will be able to have multiple orgasms without stopping or down time. Ultimately you can go on forever just gatta keep using that muscle every time you have an orgasm.
It's not as rewarding as just letting go and enjoying your orgasm, but it will please the lady several times over.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: LuNaTiX]
#7780883 - 12/20/07 09:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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sex tip: eat pussy.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: antiPock]
#7780921 - 12/20/07 09:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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antiPock said: sex tip: eat pussy.

Not only that, but enjoy it, be good at it, and be eager to do it.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7780926 - 12/20/07 09:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: My sex tip for the Shroomery would be not to take sex tips from the Shroomery.
Good one.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7781047 - 12/20/07 10:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Condoms exist in two materials: latex and polyurethane. Always go for polyurethane. It is much stronger, so it is often supplied thinner, enhancing pleasure. In addition to that some people are allergic to latex. No condom should be used with an oil based lubricant, but the polyurethane ones are more resistant to it. If you're out of waterbased lubricants, use the white of a raw egg.
If you are into bondage, always use a cotton rope. It will coil better, tie better (especially for those into Shibari - Japanese bondage) has the least potential for injury and can be readily severed. A good general-purpose bondage rope is about as thick as a finger. Don't use handcuffs - they tend to jam (boltcutter) and their small nonyielding surface area has been known to be injurously painful or even break wrists. Use broad leather cuffs instead, much more comfortable and versatile in application. Expect a bondage sub to trip, faint or cramp up when you least expect it - so never leave the room. Like with good drugs, a good session can have an unpleasant comedown if it ends abruptly, especially for the submissive, so add a chill out phase on the tail end of every session.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Asante]
#7781053 - 12/20/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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when you're hitting it from the back, grab her by the hair and drive her skull into the wall, and, while shes unconscious, take all her belongings and take off.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: vandago]
#7781106 - 12/20/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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vandago said:
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My sex tip for the Shroomery would be not to take sex tips from the Shroomery.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: lysergicide]
#7781109 - 12/20/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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lysergicide said: when you're hitting it from the back, grab her by the hair and drive her skull into the wall, and, while shes unconscious, take all her belongings and take off.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Dobie]
#7781117 - 12/20/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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dobie said:
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lysergicide said: when you're hitting it from the back, grab her by the hair and drive her skull into the wall, and, while shes unconscious, take all her belongings and take off.
FTW!!!!!
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kidaihuan
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Asante]
#7781121 - 12/20/07 10:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Condoms exist in two materials: latex and polyurethane. Always go for polyurethane. It is much stronger, so it is often supplied thinner, enhancing pleasure. In addition to that some people are allergic to latex. No condom should be used with an oil based lubricant, but the polyurethane ones are more resistant to it. If you're out of waterbased lubricants, use the white of a raw egg.
First off, I didn't know polyurethane had much elasticity, but since I'm high I'll take your word for it. Secondly, does stronger and thinner necessarily enhance pleasure? Since I'm high, I'll take your word for it.
But... I would say that you should probably look into silicone lubricants rather than water based. It lasts a lot longer and you can use a lot less, plus it doesn't hurt the condom. Hell, most condoms even come with silicone lubricant already added.
And as for polyurethane being the alternative... haha. I always thought it was some type of animal intestine like it suppository was many years ago, since my sex ed teacher a few years back told the class they still make them out of that, so sucks to you if you're allergic to latex.
But... I'm really high right now and I realize I put suppository instead of supposition. My spell checker put suppository at the top of the correct spelling list and it seemed like a better choice of words.
Fuck, I mean suppositories. Ah dammit, I'm just going to leave it spelled wrong.
Supposibly. Supposadly? Supposably? Someone please spell this word.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: lysergicide]
#7781142 - 12/20/07 11:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chicks like coke more than cock. Get an 8ball and you will have no problem getting some dumb slut to come home with you.
I second that. Also, it works in reverse... I've fucked fat and or ugly chicks because they had coke. Huh, does that make me the dumb slut?
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If you're out of waterbased lubricants, use the white of a raw egg.
What chick is going to let you fuck her with egg white on your cock? "Oh shit baby, I can't find the lube. I'll be right back, I got to run to the fridge." I would recommend spit over an egg white. It works in porno.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Dobie]
#7781144 - 12/20/07 11:02 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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drysmash,drysmash,drysmash
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kidaihuan
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ts727 said: drysmash,drysmash,drysmash
I was JUST about to say that.
I mean, it isn't even a certified Shroomery thread until someone tells them to dry smash someone's shitbox or make jenkem with her ass, etc.
Go Shroomery!
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allreadyused
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: allreadyused]
#7781195 - 12/20/07 11:17 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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And as for polyurethane being the alternative... haha. I always thought it was some type of animal intestine like it suppository was many years ago, since my sex ed teacher a few years back told the class they still make them out of that, so sucks to you if you're allergic to latex.
They make both. I think the the intestine ones are called "lamb skin" only it's not skin. I'm mildly allergic to latex; if I use a latex condom I get a rash all over my junk. The first time I fucked a chick with a rubber I was freaked out a day later because my cock, balls, and top part of my legs were all red and painful. I thought I had VD. Very awkward when your 16 and you tell your mom you need to go to the doctor because you think you have an STD. I buy polyurethane, they're pretty easy to find. As far as being more sensitive, I can't tell the difference. It's a condom they suck!
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: kidaihuan]
#7781205 - 12/20/07 11:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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kidaihuan said:
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ts727 said: drysmash,drysmash,drysmash
I was JUST about to say that.
I mean, it isn't even a certified Shroomery thread until someone tells them to dry smash someone's shitbox or make jenkem with her ass, etc.
Go Shroomery!
what ever happened with your asian pleasure bot?
-------------------- Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time TRANSCEND
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Always have a morning after pill nearby. pile drive that shit to cum. start slow with some 4play and handle those tits!
pussy is fundamental eat that shit or shove a few things in there . i shit ges freaky then slowly slide it up her ass.
she might not love it tho. aim to please and no ass to vagina shitdick!
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kidaihuan
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ts727 said:
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kidaihuan said:
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ts727 said: drysmash,drysmash,drysmash
I was JUST about to say that.
I mean, it isn't even a certified Shroomery thread until someone tells them to dry smash someone's shitbox or make jenkem with her ass, etc.
Go Shroomery!
what ever happened with your asian pleasure bot?
We're still getting married. She wants to move to Canada to get away from her parents, but I explained that I prefer it here and getting her into Canada isn't that easy right now.
The only thing I'm waiting for before we get married is some way to import my damn fucking ring.
Can't do it by mail legally and if I lose it in the mail I'm fucked and would have to do without it (not a big problem, but since I've already offered it, I'd look really stupid in front of her and her family... the ones that know anyway.)
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: kidaihuan]
#7781334 - 12/20/07 11:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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two in the pink
one in the stink
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