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Mitchnast
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sex tips from the shroomery
#7780421 - 12/20/07 04:31 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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ok, time for a thread of sex tips.
heres a goody for you guys out there, when doi'n it with a special lady, you gotta show your gratitude by goin' at her like a starvin' animal. I mean, foreplay is a must, gentle and sweet you must be, but when the chase stands before you, you gotta shed that sheep's clothing and let her know, YOU are the wolf.
And in the end, its always a good idea for the wolf to fuck the dear a little before it eats it.
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JonnyDeformed
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780449 - 12/20/07 04:55 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Aim for the stomach, titties or face to prevent the pitter patter of tiny feet..
Good thread
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dubiousness Dubious compound it is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. A penalty for possession of a drug/plant should not be more damaging than the drug/plant itself.
Edited by JonnyDeformed (12/20/07 04:56 AM)
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RandalFlagg
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780514 - 12/20/07 06:01 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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My sex tip for the Shroomery would be not to take sex tips from the Shroomery.
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HagbardCeline
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780535 - 12/20/07 06:26 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bengay is not an anal lube.
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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780559 - 12/20/07 06:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Mitchnast said: ok, time for a thread of sex tips.
heres a goody for you guys out there, when doi'n it with a special lady, you gotta show your gratitude by goin' at her like a starvin' animal. I mean, foreplay is a must, gentle and sweet you must be, but when the chase stands before you, you gotta shed that sheep's clothing and let her know, YOU are the wolf.
And in the end, its always a good idea for the wolf to fuck the dear a little before it eats it.
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Frosty_Storm
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Dont screw on more than one illegal substance at a time, keep it to one.
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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Frosty_Storm]
#7780675 - 12/20/07 07:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Frosty_Storm said: Dont screw on more than one illegal substance at a time, keep it to one.
nods
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HagbardCeline
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Frosty_Storm]
#7780686 - 12/20/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Frosty_Storm said: Dont screw on more than one illegal substance at a time, keep it to one.
And how.
There have been several times when I was hornier than anything, only to lay down, close my eyes for a second while enjoying the foreplay, and then realize how fucked up I really was.
Though I always seem to think, hmmmm...a little more of y and a little less of x and I would have been perfect.
-------------------- I keep it real because I think it is important that a highly esteemed individual such as myself keep it real lest they experience the dreaded spontaneous non-existance of no longer keeping it real. - Hagbard Celine
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7780700 - 12/20/07 07:58 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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My sex tip for the Shroomery would be not to take sex tips from the Shroomery.
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mosspatch
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shrooms is sex with nature... or whatever you come in contact with for those 6 delightful hours
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780824 - 12/20/07 08:57 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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For those who play with hot wax, next time keep a cup of ice cold water near. Once you get your partner tolerant to the heat of the wax drips, dump the ice cold water on them. Your brain can't instantly tell the difference between extreme hot & cold, especially when it's expecting more heat. Your partner will think you dumped a shitload of hot wax on them, and go totally fucking apeshit....but just for a split second. 
Also a good idea to have them restrained for this one.
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fapjack
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: slackophage]
#7780835 - 12/20/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Chicks like coke more than cock. Get an 8ball and you will have no problem getting some dumb slut to come home with you.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7780851 - 12/20/07 09:06 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Work the PC muscle, and you will be able to have multiple orgasms without stopping or down time. Ultimately you can go on forever just gatta keep using that muscle every time you have an orgasm.
It's not as rewarding as just letting go and enjoying your orgasm, but it will please the lady several times over.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: LuNaTiX]
#7780883 - 12/20/07 09:18 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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sex tip: eat pussy.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: antiPock]
#7780921 - 12/20/07 09:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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antiPock said: sex tip: eat pussy.

Not only that, but enjoy it, be good at it, and be eager to do it.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7780926 - 12/20/07 09:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: My sex tip for the Shroomery would be not to take sex tips from the Shroomery.
Good one.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Mitchnast]
#7781047 - 12/20/07 10:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Condoms exist in two materials: latex and polyurethane. Always go for polyurethane. It is much stronger, so it is often supplied thinner, enhancing pleasure. In addition to that some people are allergic to latex. No condom should be used with an oil based lubricant, but the polyurethane ones are more resistant to it. If you're out of waterbased lubricants, use the white of a raw egg.
If you are into bondage, always use a cotton rope. It will coil better, tie better (especially for those into Shibari - Japanese bondage) has the least potential for injury and can be readily severed. A good general-purpose bondage rope is about as thick as a finger. Don't use handcuffs - they tend to jam (boltcutter) and their small nonyielding surface area has been known to be injurously painful or even break wrists. Use broad leather cuffs instead, much more comfortable and versatile in application. Expect a bondage sub to trip, faint or cramp up when you least expect it - so never leave the room. Like with good drugs, a good session can have an unpleasant comedown if it ends abruptly, especially for the submissive, so add a chill out phase on the tail end of every session.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: Asante]
#7781053 - 12/20/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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when you're hitting it from the back, grab her by the hair and drive her skull into the wall, and, while shes unconscious, take all her belongings and take off.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: vandago]
#7781106 - 12/20/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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vandago said:
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My sex tip for the Shroomery would be not to take sex tips from the Shroomery.
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Re: sex tips from the shroomery [Re: lysergicide]
#7781109 - 12/20/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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lysergicide said: when you're hitting it from the back, grab her by the hair and drive her skull into the wall, and, while shes unconscious, take all her belongings and take off.
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