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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: nuGGs]
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Heh, I'm happy everyone enjoys this situation. Unfortunately..its one of those things that I know will be really funny to look back on but really suck atm.

As for me forgetting, I have no fucking clue how I did it. I thought I took my herb out. (or maybe I split it up) I haven't been using 'the box' and kind of just assumed it was stored away in my closet. I really have no idea how much weeds in there. Damn, I'm always so careful about that sort of thing... I just had so much shit over there...kind of got lost in the move.

I still need to pick the drugs up. Its going to be a pleasant visit. "Hi Justin, hi Jessica! Hows school going? Good...good, May I talk to your mom, I need my drugs I left under her bed!"


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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Oh Jesus Christ. I just smoked a small bowl and decided to clean my room up. I'm organizing my closet when, you guessed it, I find my fucking box. (the one I thought they found) Wtf? It contained the mushies and some weed bits, nothing worth messing with, but if I have the box, what in the hell did they find under their bed?

Well, this just keeps getting better and better.


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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LOL, go there asap! My curiosity, why must you fiddle with it's dingaling?


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: JunkFood]
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JunkFood said:
You're a dumbass for forgetting the box. How the fuck do you forget a box of your weed? I guess you just don't care much about your weed.


I wouldn't care so much about the weed as I would my reputation with these people...

but apparently dude lucked out and they were cool. My advice to that dude is see if the dad smokes. If he does, he's liable to have some bomb shit. Older people either have really badass shit, or they can't get anything. If the latter is the case, you can probably make some money off the dude for hookin him up.


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- Tom Morello

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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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Toddo said:
Oh Jesus Christ. I just smoked a small bowl and decided to clean my room up. I'm organizing my closet when, you guessed it, I find my fucking box. (the one I thought they found) Wtf? It contained the mushies and some weed bits, nothing worth messing with, but if I have the box, what in the hell did they find under their bed?

Well, this just keeps getting better and better.



what the hell? go find out right now what's going on, better not be pullin our chain!

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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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Toddo said:
Oh Jesus Christ. I just smoked a small bowl and decided to clean my room up. I'm organizing my closet when, you guessed it, I find my fucking box. (the one I thought they found) Wtf? It contained the mushies and some weed bits, nothing worth messing with, but if I have the box, what in the hell did they find under their bed?

Well, this just keeps getting better and better.


This is hilarious. Good thing you didn't mention what what in the box... or did you?


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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I say god damn! So I just concluded this great story only a few moments ago. I'll do my best to relive the final part to this tale.



As usual, I put off calling the family up to pick 'the box' up. It's just something I kept putting off.

Well, my parents were going out today so they asked me to pick up my little brother from school. No problem.

The clock rolls around and I pull up to the school and walk onto the grounds. I was 5 minutes early so I just posted up on a bench a safe distance away from the classrooms. As I'm messing with my swiss army knife I happen to look up and I see 'The mom'. Fuck. Yes, the mom who indeed found my 'box' and the mom who I've some how avoided for these last few months. The bell rang and some kids started coming out. I was already working out a plan for my swift escape with my brother. The plan was for me to wave to him from a distance, turn around and get the hell out of there.

Kids are coming out of the classrooms and I can't see my brothers. Jesus, of all times! I knew what building he was in but there where about 5 doors that kids were leaving. The Mom was sanding in-front of the one farthest from me.

Then I see my brother coming out of the door the Mom standing right in-front of. Great! I slowly stopped waving and just sat silent for a moment, thinking of another plan I could get use to avoid her and still leave with my brother. He was talking to her kids, they're best friends so I knew there was no chance of him seeing me; I had to go get him. I got up in defeat and excepted my fate. Mustering up some sort of confidence, I came and greeted them.

The mom looked at me and gave me one of those somewhat smug evil grins that wasn't very friendly. Here it comes. She told me not to leave and that she needed to have a talk with me. With that she turned around and got her kids things together. I had to just stand around and wait for her to talk with the teacher and gather her kids. Not the most comfortable wait of the day. Finally, after making one of her kids cry, we were walking towards the car. I felt like I was fucking 12 again, like I had just done something really bad and was going to receive 'the talk'.

We finally reach the car and she starts loading her kids in. Come on women, out with it! I couldn't take any more of this waiting. She then reaches in the front seats and pulls out a present. (bow included!) Wtf. She just smiles and says to open it in private. I stood there holding my new present. Was that it? Yes...I said those exact words. "is that it?" haha.. She said yes. I felt a wave of relief that this whole event, as funny as it might have seemed, was coming to a close. One less thing that would gnaw on my mind. I apologized and told her I was rather embaraced about the whole thing. She said to not even worry about it, that she was into the same things I was and that the families lips were sealed. She gave me a final warm smile that told me she was being truthful about what she was saying then continued loading the kids in the car. I said goodbye and was off.

Hell yeah! That ended quite well. After stopping by work and the bank, I went home to find out what was in this heavy box, the mystery box that had caused this whole event. I got home, went strait to my room and began opening it. What on earth could it be? What was left under their bed?

I tore the wrapping off but this things was layered in quite a few different wrapping mediums. I open up the small shoe box and took out the zip lock bag that was layered with tissue paper. This was it. I still had no idea what it would be. I open the bag and there it is.

My fucking bong! YES! It was my one foot, middle eastern style bong. I had been looking for it and decided it was burred in my closet. (My closet isn't that messy, I just have a lot of stuff in there and I've not gone through it in a while.)

Well, that's where this story ends. There are no ill feelings, no drugs where under their bed, I've got my bong back and the world was as it once was. Its a good day indeed!


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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wild story man. I hate it when you have to go and talk to someone in a really embarrassing situation like that. It's horrible.


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: HuHEN]
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Smoke them out!


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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5 shrooms 4 epic story. Rock on.

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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Gill]
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That's a fucking hilarious story man. That's kinda weird she had the bong in her car though I wonder how long she was driving around with it in the car haha.


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Gill]
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That's a fucking hilarious story man. That's kinda weird she had the bong in her car though I wonder how long she was driving around with it in the car haha.


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: disturbed]
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i agree with a few posters up - you gotta get the headiest weed you can and get their kid over to your brothers house one day. Have 'em plan an all-day play date, then go over and smoke his parents out. make 'em some food on their grill or some shit

thats too great

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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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Gift wrapping is an awesome way to tote around contraband... BRILLIANT!

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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: D4NK]
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She's an old pro. :stoned:

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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Gill]
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very nice dude. Im glad it all worked out.


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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Hahah great story


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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I was cleaning off my bed and found a the card that was wrapped with my bong.  It reads simply:

'Todd'

*opens the card*

'Uh hmmm....'


:rofl: I love these people.


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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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hahaha! that's awesome! they even gave you a card. they seem like very understanding people, you got pretty lucky. hopefully you can continue to watch their house for them when they go on vacation and get to know them better.

wonder if they'd be open to smoking up again, although i would save that until you get to know them better. hell, they could even approach you with inquiries of smokage.


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