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Wow...Very interesting situation. (With a new even stranger update!) (& now with the grand finale!)
#7549871 - 10/23/07 02:49 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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So I have a little brother. (6 years old) Naturally, I've got the chance to meet some of his friends parents. Most of them seem like fucking nut cases... But anyway, there was this one family with twins who always seemed like pretty decent people and their kids probably the most manageable to have over at the house.
This family plans on departing for a getaway trip to Mexico. Out of no where, they ask if I will move into their house for a couple weeks to watch the place. Other then being surprised from them asking me, I was more then happy to get a house to myself for a couple weeks. They had a range of animals that needed to be taken care off, some gardening duties, ect. It was a damn fine deal.
So I had a great time watching the place. I brought over all my instruments, computer, and recording gear. Along with the other stuff, I brought over my pot/mushies. I store them in this really old wooden box. I didn't have any parties or anything. I had a couple friends over for a friendly bowl and jam session; That was as crazy as it got.
I had to leave town for a couple days, so a neighbor had to come over and watch the place. This meant I had to hide my 'wooden box'. I just stuck it under the bed in the parents room. After coming back, spending a few more days in the house, I began to pack my stuff for home. I cleaned the house up and down, making sure I didn't forget anything.
I welcomed the family back home and talked with them about the trip. Spending the time in their house made me realize how decent these people where. The guy was really fun to talk with, they had a pinball machine, family pets... had the whole god damn American dream going for them. Very cool people.
They got me a gas card and tell me to stop by the house to pick it up a later. I keep putting it off until I kind of forgot about it. I talked with the guy about 15 days after-words and tell him I'll pick it up soon. fast-forward a month, the husband drops by my work. (I work right by their house)
I greet him and we talk about the animals and how much they appreciated me staying. I tell them I would be happy to do it again. He hooks up the gas card and we talk a bit more. I finally sense the conversation ending but it didn't, I could tell he wanted to get a last note in.
He then tells me that they found 'my box' under their bed. Oh shit! I say "Good box or bad box?" I honestly COMPLETELY forgot about that fucking box. It somehow didn't cross my mind over this whole month and a half away from it. So I ask what was in it and he said (in a quiet whisper) "pot".
Ok, so my little brothers friends parents find a bunch of pot under their bed. Fuck. I didn't really know how to react. He was sort of smiling as he said this. Not really in an amused way...but more in a 'not a big' deal way. I felt really embarrassed and apologized to him. He said that him and his wife were cool with it and that they would love for me to watch the house next time they go out of town. Before he left, he told me to come drop by the house to pick up the box whenever I wanted.
Jesus Christ. I honestly feel terrible about being so careless. I'm am, however, very thankful that they are an understanding bunch and didn't blow up the spot. Its going to be an interesting trip picking my 'box' back up.
Edited by Toddo (11/02/07 03:49 PM)
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7549875 - 10/23/07 02:54 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well, I have no suggestion for how you should pick it back up, other than just going over there and getting it when the dad is around, he seems cool. The mom might be a bit more testy.
The dad sounded like he reacted the same way I picture myself reacting if i was him.
very amusing story.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7549876 - 10/23/07 02:59 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha, that's great. Be sure to post how it goes when you pick it up
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7549877 - 10/23/07 03:00 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ok, so my little brothers friends parents find a bunch of pot under their bed. Fuck. I didn't really know how to react. He was sort of smiling as he said this. Not really in an amused way...but more in a 'not a big' deal way. I felt really embarrassed and apologized to him. He said that him and his wife were cool with it and that they would love for me to watch the house next time they go out of town. Before he left, he told me to come drop by the house to pick up the box whenever I wanted.
now that's pretty cool and understanding finally a 'busted' story that ends well
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: psychonautix]
#7549882 - 10/23/07 03:06 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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psychonautix said: Well, I have no suggestion for how you should pick it back up, other than just going over there and getting it when the dad is around, he seems cool. The mom might be a bit more testy.
This was my plan from the start. I just need to make sure hes home before I go over there.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7549960 - 10/23/07 05:18 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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If a dad has a pinball machine in his house, it seems like a decent bet that he smoked pot.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Fractal5]
#7549972 - 10/23/07 05:28 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha... that was good read. Post back when you've gotten your stash back.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7549985 - 10/23/07 05:40 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Heh, cool.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Fractal5]
#7550191 - 10/23/07 08:24 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fractal5 said: If a dad has a pinball machine in his house, it seems like a decent bet that he smoked pot.
Oh if only this were true.
Maybe the dad will smoke a J with you, Toddo.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: JunkFood]
#7550220 - 10/23/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Next time you speak with the father, you should totally ask if he's smoked before. If he does, offer to smoke him up. A smoking session between you two could bud into a nice friendship, with lots of benefits to either side. I have a friendship that's pretty similiar to this, but he doesn't have a kid. He's an older guy, maybe 'bout 35 or so (I'm 21). We met at work after getting on the topic of drugs and making it apparent that we both smoked. Now both of us, along with his wife chief up regularely, and work on music together occasionally.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7550267 - 10/23/07 08:44 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're a dumbass for forgetting the box. How the fuck do you forget a box of your weed? I guess you just don't care much about your weed.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: JunkFood]
#7551127 - 10/23/07 02:36 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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How much weed is in the box?
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7551142 - 10/23/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Seriously, playing into the forgetful stoner stereotype.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: AlCapwn]
#7551240 - 10/23/07 02:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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glorious situation
i love your response "good box or bad box" - the SAME shit would've come out of my mouth, i do that shit all the time (not forgetting weed, forgetting tons of other shit)
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: memes]
#7551529 - 10/23/07 04:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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How do you go a month without noticing that your stash is missing? Or forget it there in the first place? I'm surprised.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: The_Ghost]
#7551542 - 10/23/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, I gotta admit. That's a pretty legendary example of 'stoners forget shit'. lol.
The most I've done in that regard is forget to take my pipe out of my pocket on several occasions. Needless to say, my mom knows I smoke. Thankfully, she doesn't care.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: JunkFood]
#7551557 - 10/23/07 04:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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JunkFood said: You're a dumbass for forgetting the box. How the fuck do you forget a box of your weed? I guess you just don't care much about your weed.
qft
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Atheist]
#7551562 - 10/23/07 04:13 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe he has more weed. Or isn't a huge fucking pot head.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: jewunit]
#7551581 - 10/23/07 04:17 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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He probably got caught up in all the animal sex
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
#7552559 - 10/23/07 08:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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offer him a doobie before you hit the road
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: nuGGs]
#7552997 - 10/23/07 09:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Heh, I'm happy everyone enjoys this situation. Unfortunately..its one of those things that I know will be really funny to look back on but really suck atm.
As for me forgetting, I have no fucking clue how I did it. I thought I took my herb out. (or maybe I split it up) I haven't been using 'the box' and kind of just assumed it was stored away in my closet. I really have no idea how much weeds in there. Damn, I'm always so careful about that sort of thing... I just had so much shit over there...kind of got lost in the move.
I still need to pick the drugs up. Its going to be a pleasant visit. "Hi Justin, hi Jessica! Hows school going? Good...good, May I talk to your mom, I need my drugs I left under her bed!"
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7555371 - 10/24/07 03:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh Jesus Christ. I just smoked a small bowl and decided to clean my room up. I'm organizing my closet when, you guessed it, I find my fucking box. (the one I thought they found) Wtf? It contained the mushies and some weed bits, nothing worth messing with, but if I have the box, what in the hell did they find under their bed?
Well, this just keeps getting better and better.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7555394 - 10/24/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL, go there asap! My curiosity, why must you fiddle with it's dingaling?
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: JunkFood]
#7555406 - 10/24/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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JunkFood said: You're a dumbass for forgetting the box. How the fuck do you forget a box of your weed? I guess you just don't care much about your weed.
I wouldn't care so much about the weed as I would my reputation with these people...
but apparently dude lucked out and they were cool. My advice to that dude is see if the dad smokes. If he does, he's liable to have some bomb shit. Older people either have really badass shit, or they can't get anything. If the latter is the case, you can probably make some money off the dude for hookin him up.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7555650 - 10/24/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Toddo said: Oh Jesus Christ. I just smoked a small bowl and decided to clean my room up. I'm organizing my closet when, you guessed it, I find my fucking box. (the one I thought they found) Wtf? It contained the mushies and some weed bits, nothing worth messing with, but if I have the box, what in the hell did they find under their bed?
Well, this just keeps getting better and better.
what the hell? go find out right now what's going on, better not be pullin our chain!
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7555747 - 10/24/07 04:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Toddo said: Oh Jesus Christ. I just smoked a small bowl and decided to clean my room up. I'm organizing my closet when, you guessed it, I find my fucking box. (the one I thought they found) Wtf? It contained the mushies and some weed bits, nothing worth messing with, but if I have the box, what in the hell did they find under their bed?
Well, this just keeps getting better and better.
This is hilarious. Good thing you didn't mention what what in the box... or did you?
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7588553 - 11/02/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I say god damn! So I just concluded this great story only a few moments ago. I'll do my best to relive the final part to this tale.
As usual, I put off calling the family up to pick 'the box' up. It's just something I kept putting off.
Well, my parents were going out today so they asked me to pick up my little brother from school. No problem.
The clock rolls around and I pull up to the school and walk onto the grounds. I was 5 minutes early so I just posted up on a bench a safe distance away from the classrooms. As I'm messing with my swiss army knife I happen to look up and I see 'The mom'. Fuck. Yes, the mom who indeed found my 'box' and the mom who I've some how avoided for these last few months. The bell rang and some kids started coming out. I was already working out a plan for my swift escape with my brother. The plan was for me to wave to him from a distance, turn around and get the hell out of there.
Kids are coming out of the classrooms and I can't see my brothers. Jesus, of all times! I knew what building he was in but there where about 5 doors that kids were leaving. The Mom was sanding in-front of the one farthest from me.
Then I see my brother coming out of the door the Mom standing right in-front of. Great! I slowly stopped waving and just sat silent for a moment, thinking of another plan I could get use to avoid her and still leave with my brother. He was talking to her kids, they're best friends so I knew there was no chance of him seeing me; I had to go get him. I got up in defeat and excepted my fate. Mustering up some sort of confidence, I came and greeted them.
The mom looked at me and gave me one of those somewhat smug evil grins that wasn't very friendly. Here it comes. She told me not to leave and that she needed to have a talk with me. With that she turned around and got her kids things together. I had to just stand around and wait for her to talk with the teacher and gather her kids. Not the most comfortable wait of the day. Finally, after making one of her kids cry, we were walking towards the car. I felt like I was fucking 12 again, like I had just done something really bad and was going to receive 'the talk'.
We finally reach the car and she starts loading her kids in. Come on women, out with it! I couldn't take any more of this waiting. She then reaches in the front seats and pulls out a present. (bow included!) Wtf. She just smiles and says to open it in private. I stood there holding my new present. Was that it? Yes...I said those exact words. "is that it?" haha.. She said yes. I felt a wave of relief that this whole event, as funny as it might have seemed, was coming to a close. One less thing that would gnaw on my mind. I apologized and told her I was rather embaraced about the whole thing. She said to not even worry about it, that she was into the same things I was and that the families lips were sealed. She gave me a final warm smile that told me she was being truthful about what she was saying then continued loading the kids in the car. I said goodbye and was off.
Hell yeah! That ended quite well. After stopping by work and the bank, I went home to find out what was in this heavy box, the mystery box that had caused this whole event. I got home, went strait to my room and began opening it. What on earth could it be? What was left under their bed?
I tore the wrapping off but this things was layered in quite a few different wrapping mediums. I open up the small shoe box and took out the zip lock bag that was layered with tissue paper. This was it. I still had no idea what it would be. I open the bag and there it is.
My fucking bong! YES! It was my one foot, middle eastern style bong. I had been looking for it and decided it was burred in my closet. (My closet isn't that messy, I just have a lot of stuff in there and I've not gone through it in a while.)
Well, that's where this story ends. There are no ill feelings, no drugs where under their bed, I've got my bong back and the world was as it once was. Its a good day indeed!
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7588591 - 11/02/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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wild story man. I hate it when you have to go and talk to someone in a really embarrassing situation like that. It's horrible.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: HuHEN]
#7588596 - 11/02/07 04:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Smoke them out!
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7588601 - 11/02/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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5 shrooms 4 epic story. Rock on.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Gill]
#7588741 - 11/02/07 05:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's a fucking hilarious story man. That's kinda weird she had the bong in her car though I wonder how long she was driving around with it in the car haha.
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That's a fucking hilarious story man. That's kinda weird she had the bong in her car though I wonder how long she was driving around with it in the car haha.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: disturbed]
#7588797 - 11/02/07 05:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i agree with a few posters up - you gotta get the headiest weed you can and get their kid over to your brothers house one day. Have 'em plan an all-day play date, then go over and smoke his parents out. make 'em some food on their grill or some shit
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7588891 - 11/02/07 06:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gift wrapping is an awesome way to tote around contraband... BRILLIANT!
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: D4NK]
#7589012 - 11/02/07 06:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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She's an old pro.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Gill]
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very nice dude. Im glad it all worked out.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
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Hahah great story
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7590146 - 11/03/07 03:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was cleaning off my bed and found a the card that was wrapped with my bong. It reads simply:
'Todd'
*opens the card*
'Uh hmmm....'
I love these people.
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Re: Wow...Very interesting situation. [Re: Toddo]
#7590187 - 11/03/07 04:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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hahaha! that's awesome! they even gave you a card. they seem like very understanding people, you got pretty lucky. hopefully you can continue to watch their house for them when they go on vacation and get to know them better.
wonder if they'd be open to smoking up again, although i would save that until you get to know them better. hell, they could even approach you with inquiries of smokage.
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