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I just kicked some guy's ass
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I was smoking some pot and the entry phone rang. It was a publicity distributor, and I told him we had a special mailbox for that kind of shit outside. As I kept listening he called another neighbor. So I said "I already told you to leave your trash in the mailbox on your left". He said nothing and kept calling.

So I went down the stairs and told him this was a private property and he wasn't gonna get in. Then he yelled out shit about how bad his boss was, freaked out and pulled my lapel. Almost instantly my elbow crossed his chin, he lost the grip and a kick to the side of his knee knocked him down. He was on the floor with his mouth bleeding as I went up to finish my joint.

Now I feel bad. Did I do wrong?

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Re: I just kicked some guy's ass [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Maybe you should have finished smoking the joint first.

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Re: I just kicked some guy's ass [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Well the guy shouldn't be trying to get in private property, but you might want to take it easy on physically reacting so quickly...

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Re: I just kicked some guy's ass [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I bet he won't come back... You should be the fucking doorman!

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Re: I just kicked some guy's ass [Re: Anonymous #1]
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good job
if he touched you, then fuck him
you should be laughing right now

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Re: I just kicked some guy's ass [Re: Anonymous #5]
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You did him a favor. He won't be selling shit door to door now. Good job. :patontheback:

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Re: I just kicked some guy's ass [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I would feel sorry for him, but that's just the kind of person I am. Good job kicking his ass though.

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Re: I just kicked some guy's ass [Re: Anonymous #7]
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You are incredibly hard-core. The toughest of the tough.

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