|
Anonymous #1
|
FFucking cops
#7641973 - 11/15/07 09:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Well I just walked outside tonight for a smoke at the new place im living and there it is, a fucking cop car parked in the houses driveway across the street. I cant stand cops.
So I thought up a few good ideas.
1) I have a bunch of bannanas i want to stick up the tail pipe of his squad car
or
2) I can go over there with a bottle of wine to welcome him to the neighborhood, spike his drink with a bottle of ghb and give him a good old fashion cop ass raping.
What do you think?
|
Anonymous #2
|
|
ass raping for sure ... it is a cop
|
Anonymous #3
|
|
Steal his license plates so he can't drive.
|
Anonymous #4
|
|
sounds like a great idea
enjoy your ass rape in jail
|
Anonymous #1
|
|
Maybe I can just start by shitting on his front door steps everyday when he is not home?
|
Anonymous #5
|
|
Um - befriend him?
Ya never know when it might help to have someone in a position that likes you...
|
Anonymous #1
|
|
......Or I could just go with the ghb idea and just turd on his face when he is passed out. Then I can just tell the judge he got too drunk that night and told me he was into that sort of thing..and get off the hook?
|
Anonymous #6
|
|
definitely befriend the cop, but don't let on to him what you're like until you can ferret it out of him that he's not a threat.
cozy up to him real good and see if you can't get a little protection from him for you and your closest friends. especially any dealers you might feel grateful to.
never ever let the piggie see anything illegal in your house. EVER.
|
Anonymous #7
|
|
you cant befriend assholes who think we are scum for not being pigs ouselves
but he can 'befriend' him and always have a recording device whilst chatting,never know what kind of corruption he can get on tape
|
Anonymous #8
|
|
get to know the cop.
he might be acceptable.
if not cram some potatoes in the car exaust but make sure that even if the area is being watched by a camera that they cannot figure out it was you.
|
Anonymous #9
|
|
Do anything at all to piss him off 
And people wonder why cops want to fuck with them...
|
Anonymous #1
|
|
Well i just took a shit/piss on his front door mat and next to it i smeared the word PIG in shit. then i put the toilet paper i used in his cop mailbox..
And to those who said i should be friends with him, youre all homos.
But really i did used to talk a lot with a pig who would come into the bar i used to go to every night. He would come in on and off duty all the time so i talked with him every once and a while. then one night on the way home from the bar (completely drunk) he pulled me over for driving down a road that was blocked off. when he walked up to my car i said "hey i know you! youre so-and-so and you go to so-and-so bar!" i had beer bottles scattered all throughout the car, like a complete dumbass. but he did let me go..
anyways, fuck the po-lease comin straight from the underground a young nigga in the hood cause im brown (nwa)
|
Anonymous #10
|
|
you're a fucking retard and I hope that cop shoots you
and FYI shoving things down the tailpipe of a car won't do jack shit
|
Anonymous #5
|
|
pics or it didn't happen
|
Anonymous #1
|
|
Quote:
Anonymous said: you're a fucking retard and I hope that cop shoots you
and FYI shoving things down the tailpipe of a car won't do jack shit
lolll i taught that pig a lesson.. hes not going to fuck with me anymore thats for sure.:)
|
Anonymous #1
|
|
Quote:
Anonymous said: pics or it didn't happen
i think next im going to take a shit in his swimming pool..
|
Anonymous #11
|
|
I took a forensic psychology class in college
at least a third of the class were cops
so I would end up smoking cigarettes outside with these guys on the class break
turned out most of them were pretty cool. None of them really supported the drug war, in fact one of them even told me he considered the narcotics division at his department to be 'a bunch of assholes'.
that guy was a captain and he actually gave me his card 'in case I ever needed anything'. like, if I was pulled over and had shit on me and they were about to take me away, I could have called him and he would have used his authority to tell the patrol cops to let me go. luckily I've never had to use it...
but yeah, making friends with cops = k3y
|
Anonymous #10
|
|
this thread's a pile of spice
|
|