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Douchbags.
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So my friend and i went up to his job to see when he had to work. Some asshole steals his keys out of his car and says that he didnt do it, but he saw who did. So we went down the street to talk to him and basically he wanted us to give him some money for they keys. How lame is that? What would you have done?


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: Douchbags. [Re: Jack Albertson]
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Gave him the money, gotten the keys back, beat the shit out of him.


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Re: Douchbags. [Re: fapjack]
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Well he claimed that a bunch of kids did it and he was just being a good guy. But he would never tell us where they lived and he kept going back and forth between us and "them" saying that they wanted money.


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: Douchbags. [Re: Jack Albertson]
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Just kick the shit out of him.


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Re: Douchbags. [Re: fapjack]
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im not usually one to advocate beating the crap out of people, but sometimes its the only option if you dont want to get dicked over.


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Re: Douchbags. [Re: Jack Albertson]
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ts727 said:
So my friend and i went up to his job to see when he had to work. Some asshole steals his keys out of his car and says that he didnt do it, but he saw who did. So we went down the street to talk to him and basically he wanted us to give him some money for they keys. How lame is that? What would you have done?


Told him to give me the keys or hes going to get hurt.

what did you do?


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Re: Douchbags. [Re: sui]
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He kept saying that he was on our side. I try not to get violent with people b/c it doesnt fix anything. But he was really pushing and i didnt know if he had people waiting on us in the apartment complex. So my friends manager called the cops. And when the cop got there, all of the sudden that guy popped up with the keys, claiming that hr convinced the kids to give them back. And then he asked us for a ride after we had given him free pizza. Fuckin ridiculous...people these days.


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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Re: Douchbags. [Re: Jack Albertson]
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ts727 said:
He kept saying that he was on our side. I try not to get violent with people b/c it doesnt fix anything. But he was really pushing and i didnt know if he had people waiting on us in the apartment complex. So my friends manager called the cops. And when the cop got there, all of the sudden that guy popped up with the keys, claiming that hr convinced the kids to give them back. And then he asked us for a ride after we had given him free pizza. Fuckin ridiculous...people these days.


Nicely done.
You don't wana get arrested for getting into a fight out in public.
All thou that guy is really begging to get his ass kicked.

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Re: Douchbags. [Re: The_Ghost]
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Exactly. I wish people didnt make me act primal. i try so hard and ive come a long way from who i used to be, all because of psychedelics. But when an asshole is begging to be pummeled it makes it hard to be such a nice person.


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Man is timid and apologetic; he is no longer upright; he dares not say "I think," "I am," but quotes some saint or sage. He is ashamed before the blade of grass or the blowing rose.Man postpones or remembers; he does not live in the present, but with reverted eye laments the past, or, heedless of the riches that surround him, stands on tiptoe to foresee the future. He cannot be happy and strong until he too lives with nature in the present, above time
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