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OfflineRonaldFuckingPaul
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Apartment Complex Fucktards...
    #7797289 - 12/25/07 01:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Alright guys, so here's the dealio. My neighbors below me(yes, below me) are fucking loud as fuck and smoke cigarettes 24/7 and this annoys the fuckouttame. I feel as if my quality of life is going down cause of these fucks..I already complained once, should I complain again? First the spanish-speaking-wife-beaters now the "Apartment Complex Fucktards..."


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Invisibleim_on_a_boat
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Re: Apartment Complex Fucktards... [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7797351 - 12/25/07 02:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

dude..

code of omerta..

look it up.

dont 'complain' to management..

make things happen for yourself. straight up gangsta style.


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OfflineSeussA
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Re: Apartment Complex Fucktards... [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7797476 - 12/25/07 05:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I built an "annoyer" when I was in college... pretty simple. Take a few feet of PVC pipe that will loosely hold a golf ball and glue it to a board as the base. Drill a hole in the side of the PVC, at the base, and put in an air tube. Hook the air tube up to a solenoid value and a small air tank. Finally, drill another hole about six inches up, all the way through the PVC. Mount an IR LED on one side and an IR photocell on the other. Build a quick circuit to open the air valve whenever the IR beam is broken. Now, whenever you leave, drop the golf ball into the PVC pipe. It will still be bouncing against the floor when you get back. Modern day Chinese water torture. (If the pipe is too tight, the ball will shoot out ... I had to add "bleeder" holes along the pipe to balance the system.)

Another one I have used is the 30-second looping answering machine tapes. You can get them at Radio Shack. Record 30-seconds of your favorite head banging metal, and hit play when ever you leave. It keeps going, and going, and going, and ...


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OfflineOracle Of Delphi
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Re: Apartment Complex Fucktards... [Re: Seuss]
    #7797519 - 12/25/07 06:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Seuss said:
I built an "annoyer" when I was in college... pretty simple.  Take a few feet of PVC pipe that will loosely hold a golf ball and glue it to a board as the base.  Drill a hole in the side of the PVC, at the base, and put in an air tube.  Hook the air tube up to a solenoid value and a small air tank.  Finally, drill another hole about six inches up, all the way through the PVC.  Mount an IR LED on one side and an IR photocell on the other.  Build a quick circuit to open the air valve whenever the IR beam is broken.  Now, whenever you leave, drop the golf ball into the PVC pipe.  It will still be bouncing against the floor when you get back.  Modern day Chinese water torture.  (If the pipe is too tight, the ball will shoot out ... I had to add "bleeder" holes along the pipe to balance the system.)




i used to just lay on my futon mattress and hit the ground with my heels over and over
i drove the cuntbitchthieft that stole my rent money as well as everybodys money by coming in through the fire escape a lesson.:headbang:


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Invisiblealphabeatu
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Re: Apartment Complex Fucktards... [Re: Seuss]
    #7797588 - 12/25/07 07:49 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

did you get any feedback from using the annoyer?

these people kept me up next door alot once so i smoked them out with burning rubber

they called the firefighters but i had it under control
cops came too,it was hard explaining it with soot on my face but i got it done,barely,everyone was kind of bewildered.


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OfflineRonaldFuckingPaul
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Re: Apartment Complex Fucktards... [Re: Seuss]
    #7798282 - 12/25/07 01:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Seuss said:
I built an "annoyer" when I was in college... pretty simple. Take a few feet of PVC pipe that will loosely hold a golf ball and glue it to a board as the base. Drill a hole in the side of the PVC, at the base, and put in an air tube. Hook the air tube up to a solenoid value and a small air tank. Finally, drill another hole about six inches up, all the way through the PVC. Mount an IR LED on one side and an IR photocell on the other. Build a quick circuit to open the air valve whenever the IR beam is broken. Now, whenever you leave, drop the golf ball into the PVC pipe. It will still be bouncing against the floor when you get back. Modern day Chinese water torture. (If the pipe is too tight, the ball will shoot out ... I had to add "bleeder" holes along the pipe to balance the system.)

Another one I have used is the 30-second looping answering machine tapes. You can get them at Radio Shack. Record 30-seconds of your favorite head banging metal, and hit play when ever you leave. It keeps going, and going, and going, and ...




lolz I'll try that on these fuckers...


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OfflineDobie
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Re: Apartment Complex Fucktards... [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7798350 - 12/25/07 01:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

How about you deal with it man to man and not whine on the internet about it


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Re: Apartment Complex Fucktards... [Re: Dobie]
    #7798359 - 12/25/07 01:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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dobie said:
How about you deal with it man to man and not whine on the internet about it




what a concept!


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InvisibleLiz
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Re: Apartment Complex Fucktards... [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7798454 - 12/25/07 02:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Are they allowed to smoke cigarettes?

I would just go knock on their door and ask them to quiet down a little bit, and ask them to smoke by an open window....if they're not allowed to smoke inside, I would remind them of that. Cigarette smell is nasty!


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Invisibleim_on_a_boat
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Re: Apartment Complex Fucktards... [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #7798853 - 12/25/07 04:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

that's exactly what i said, only in terms that might require more research.


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