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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Ever lose a toe nail? Watch me lose mine...
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Friday night (08/03/2007) at the pool hall I was coming out of the bathroom and some dude was walking in but like bust the door open really fast and slammed the door into my toe, i was wearing sandals. while it was happening it hurt so bad i couldn't help growl in way that said..."this hurts you mother fucker." he said sorry i told him it was no big deal and walked/limped off.



I took the picture below today (Tuesday 08/07/2007), four days after I got my toe fucked. I wish I had a picture of it today at work right before I poked a paper clip through it to drain it. There was a pretty big bulge on the right side of the nail where it meets the cuticle and I barely touched the skin with the paper clip and blood started pouring out. When I pressed the nail the blood shot out.



08/11/07

the toe doesn't hurt anymore (unless of course if it is stepped on or stubbed again).

Edited by TameMe (08/11/07 12:22 AM)

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: TameMe]
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Your toes are kinda choady, like a midget's toes or something. Don't get mad if you are a midget.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: TODAY]
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That's pretty disgusting.

I've heard of people taking hot pins and boring holes through the nail in order to relieve the pressure, if it still hurts.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: figurine]
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ooo. ouch.

haha.. you made sure to get the biker mags in the pic!


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thedudenj said:
drugs no drugs sex no sex hats no hats.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: TODAY]
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I was gonna pile on with an ugly toes comment but then I remembered how bad my feet looked!!

So lets have an "ugly toes" contest. I'll submit mine as the first contestants.


I always thought it was wierd that all my middle toes curl under and I actually walk on the tips of them with the toenails pointing out at right angles. And strangely enough I have never had foot problems; on the contrary, I can backpack hundreds of miles with a heavy pack and one of the only things that never hurts me is my ugly-ass feet!


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You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: ToTheSummit]
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Lol, that's the spirit!

Yeah, that toe curling thing is pretty extraordinary. The only thing weird about my feet are that my big toes crook to the outside. The first bone of my big toe is strait and the second is all rounded and crooked. I always thought that's how big toes looked until I saw everybody else's strait big toes, which I still think look weirder than mine.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: ToTheSummit]
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I have pretty feet :lol:


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"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

If we lived in luxury we would grow soft.

No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: fantasylndvictm]
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lets see them. don't worry i'm not weird.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: TODAY]
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i'd rather have choady toes over long skinny ones

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: TameMe]
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i suppose long skinny ones could get stubbed more often.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: TODAY]
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i kicked my middle toe real bad like a week ago skateboarding was so purple, pretty much back to normal colour now

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: Psilobuds]
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i've lost a few toe/finger nails in my life...but this one has got to be the worst. i've never had one swell up like this one......almost busting open where the nail and cuticle meet. it fucking hurt....untill i drained the blood. i've done it three times now...the last drain was mostly puss. it felt really good coming out.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: TameMe]
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TameMe said:
i've lost a few toe/finger nails in my life...but this one has got to be the worst. i've never had one swell up like this one......almost busting open where the nail and cuticle meet. it fucking hurt....untill i drained the blood. i've done it three times now...the last drain was mostly puss. it felt really good coming out.


:berternie:


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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: AJ4U]
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:crazy2: you like that?

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: TameMe]
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Nothing...I mean NOTHING is more disgusting that watching Don Vito's toe nail being pulled off.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5653719807790600642


Imagine the SMELL!!

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Re: Ever lose a toe nail? Watch me lose mine... [Re: TameMe]
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Ack! That's disgusting.

You're feet look goofy. It's like they have Down's Syndrome or something.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: Psilobuds]
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You have the creepiest avatar EVAR.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: idiotek]
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I wish I had a pic of my mom's toes. They look like to the summits except they are also really long. Very freaky. But then she has Marfan's syndrome. Mine are pretty normal but damn my pecker is long.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
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My toes are pretty normal...a bit on the hairy side, but normal looking.

I've only lost one nail in my life, and that was my thumbnail, due to an infection. You see, I'm an avid nail-picker. At that age, I would often pick them past the point of bleeding. So I guess it was only a matter of time till one got infected. It was near black and pussing all the time until one day I woke up and the nail had completely fallen off...ah, good times.

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Re: Fucked up toe [Re: ToTheSummit]
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damn, does this mean i can't play too? i don't think my toes are all that ugly.


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