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I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy
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So I cut my pubes with safety scissors yesterday, and was going to throw them away, so I put them in a tinfoil ball and wrapped it up very very well. But today I found one of those "Business Reply Mail" Postcards I received from the US NAVY. It says "no postage necessary if mailed in the United Sates"

So could I just put my tinfoil ball of pubes in a package, glue the prepaid postcard onto it, and leave it in my mailbox for pickup?


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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: The Crow]
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ummm

that just sounds immature


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: aDoS]
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or hilarious

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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: ApJunkie]
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Dewit.

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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: The_Ghost]
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its your hair , handle it with care


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#1 reason organized religion should be done away with. It's a message, and one that is open to speculation.
"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

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Be Iron, like Hymen, in Vitamin.
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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: Iron_Hymen]
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So the prepaid card thing will still work even after I mail it to a package?


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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: The Crow]
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Do it, and also threaten them with acts of "terror" and such.

I think the results would likely be very awesome.

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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: The Crow]
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if you're going to do that, send them a 60-pound package of junk from your garage or attic. 70 pounds is the maximum you can send, I think... just tape the business reply thing to the side of the package.

I feel sorry for the guy that has to open it and throw the stuff away, though.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: Konnrade]
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Yeah, i've seen an article where some guy would get rid of all his shit. He'd mail a 60 pound rock, and they can't do shit.


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Huuuuurrrrrr!

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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: AlCapwn]
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Mail them a 60 pound jar of piss, shit and other assorted body fluids. :smirk:

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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: InsaneMaryJane]
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That, on the other hand, is illegal.


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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: AlCapwn]
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OOh! That reminds me of http://www.fecalgram.com

Its a service that, for a small fee, mails fake poop anywhere you want them to! Even to the White house! Since its fake, its legal:D


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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: The Crow]
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never mind, I think they got shut down


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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: The Crow]
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Pubes are cool enough.


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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: learning_byte]
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Yeah, each one has their own distinct personality.

Actually, it feels alot better down there short. Looks better too.


You know what they say: If you get rid of the bush the tree looks bigger
:thumbup:


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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: The Crow]
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The Crow said:
You know what they say: If you get rid of the bush the tree looks bigger
:thumbup:


indeed it does


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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: In(di)go]
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Send them a baloon full of jenkem.

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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: Tangerines]
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I have no memory of posting in this thread.


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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: InsaneMaryJane]
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InsaneMaryJane said:
Mail them a 60 pound jar of piss, shit and other assorted body fluids. :smirk:


Yeah mailing feces is a federal offense


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"I am the Highest Power the leader of the pack"

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Re: I have a tinfoil ball of pubic hair and I want to send it to the US Navy [Re: learning_byte]
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I fucked up


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"I am the Highest Power the leader of the pack"

Actiavte My Dream Sequence Machine

GOD of the hologram earth

Edited by UnholyChild666 (01/16/08 08:21 PM)

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