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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: NerdLinger]
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:acslater:


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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TrippinTeddy said:
Kidnap him and take him out into the middle of the woods. Tie him to a tree. Pour honey all over his body. Throw fire ants at him. Beat his body to a pulp with a baseball bat. Make sure you break his feet first. Just a good smash over the tops of them should do it. After you have tenderized him, cover his legs from his feet up to his calves with kerosene, and let that burn for about 5 minutes and put the fire out. Now stab him several times in his newly burned legs. Then stab him a few more times in various non lethal areas on his body. Now break his nose. Pull out a couple of his teeth with pliers. Then force him to drink your piss. At this point you guys are probably tired and bored with the fun stuff, so this is where you put a plastic bag over his head and duct tape it all the way around so its nice and tight. Then you beat him with the baseball bat until he finally dies.

Cut into pieces burn all the meat off and grind the bones with a wood chipper. Throw the bone meal into the ocean or use it in your garden.


That should teach him to fuck with you guys.



i completely agree, but get the money out of his wallet before you light him up.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: p0ng]
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well I mean thats a given. Sorry I forgot most people don't know how to properly do that.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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take the tires off his car and sell them


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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They say, that revenge is a dish best severed cold. However, they also say, living well is the best revenge. Now, I don't know if the same people say this or different ones, as they are always a little vague about who they are...

Myself, I think the best revenge is personal growth, by ignoring the fucktards of the world and moving on, but that's just me... :wink:


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Papaver]
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FUCKING A, easy target here people. Feel free to take advantage. WOOT


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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Pranks are better than revenge.

Trap a pigeon and feed it some exlax and throw it in his new place or car.

3+ pigeons would probley be better.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Legoulash]
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Post his phone number on a gay dating website.


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:Awesketch:

:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Brainiac]
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take a shit on his door step


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Brainiac]
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Brainiac said:
Post his phone number on a gay dating website.

i have done this to someone before.

excellent idea.


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May our only occupation be not having a job.
May the only cocktails that we make be molitov.
-Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ledfut]
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Lol, the exlax-ed birds in the car is a fantastic idea.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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learn from your mistake on this one. Dont move in to a place knowing some one might pull a bitch move like this, or at least get them on the lease.

there is nothing you can do, besides trying to humilate the money out of him by letting all friends/family/associates of his know.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ledfut]
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ledfut said:
you could always stab him.


:yesnod:

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: JunkFood]
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JunkFood said:
Slip some Datura in his food :hehehe:


lol i was thinking datura related too. thats pretty shitty haha.

dude.. listen to the posts that say, fuckit, fuck him, move on...

hopefully you can post ads everywhere in town, on the recycler, craigslist, etc and find a roommate real quicklike. but as a humanist i must plead: dont do anything to jeopardize his life or your freedom.


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

Edited by mickdawg666 (08/03/07 05:26 PM)

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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This reminds of the movie dirty work.
Quite possibly my favorite movies of all times.

All I can think of is laxatives + LSD in his coffee.

Double L, quick and effective.


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legalize it.
vaporize
do your part.
shout out some love to berklee

"he who knows does not speak, he who speaks does not know"

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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why dont you just kidnap him with ski masks on and demand enough money to pay the rent for a year and if he dont youl cut off his testicals.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: AJ4U]
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TrippinTeddy said:
:acslater:

  LOL


revenge IS best served cold, because then he'll have no idea its you....im in my 3rd year of waiting to get back at this bitch who used to fuck with my gf....her car is toast in about a year.....which is ok, because my car got stolen a couple days ago, so i figger im just getting my karma back in advance


if you can get INTO his car, this would be the best....pour milk under his seats, especially in the summer, lemmie tell ya its a killer....also if you dont mind handling your own turds, you gotta wait till you feel a REALLY liquidy one comming on, capture it in a garbage bag....then use your imagination...the key is to make it as random and anonymous as possible, which is easy in a college town cause drunk kids are always doing random acts of distruction and other jerk ass things


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I got bags of funk and i sell em by the tons

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: boomer q]
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The datura idea sounds spectacular, but I wouldn't want to accidentally poison him.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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if you kill him, he can't tell on you.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TODAY]
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okay why dont you super glue ( and i mean the fucking glue that is strong as hell)
and glue his front door shut and his mailbox, and possibly his car door


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