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Need some ideas on revenge
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One of my roommates just decided to move out on us 3 days before the rent check was due. On top of that, the rent just doubled since it's school season now, so we're stuck paying $2300 between 3 of us, with no advanced notice. we've talked to him a bunch about how lame it is, and all he can come up with is "Screw you, I don't care." Since we're now all on the brink of eviction, with no money for food, we want some way to make him pay... only problem is, he knows about our little shroomy situation (:smirk:) so we can't totally destroy anything of his for fear of getting turned in (because he's the kind of fuck bag that would pull that shit).

Any ideas? We were thinking of draining the oil from his car so the engine seizes up.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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you could always stab him.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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The best advice... fuck it, drive on.

Revenge seems like a good idea, but not when he can turn you in to the cops... First for destroying his car, second for shrooms.

If you are deadset on it, at least wait a few months so he can't be sure it was you.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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did he sign anything?

Next time you get an apartment with friends, make a written agreement with definite terms for you and them. That prevents douchebaggery


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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Ditch the shrooms, and go all out, if you must.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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Slip some Datura in his food :hehehe:


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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ApJunkie said:
the rent just doubled since it's school season now, so we're stuck paying $2300 between 3 of us, with no advanced notice.


a lease agreement is a contract, it make sure your rent stays fixed at a
specific amount, if the contract says you pay $2000/mo, that's what you pay
regardless of of the time of year, if you entered into a lease with a variable
rate, you were quite foolish and should consider seeing a new place

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only problem is, he knows about our little shroomy situation (:smirk:)



you've fucked yourself then... first rule, tell no one


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Apollyphelion said:
Ditch the shrooms, and go all out, if you must.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
ApJunkie said:
the rent just doubled since it's school season now, so we're stuck paying $2300 between 3 of us, with no advanced notice.


a lease agreement is a contract, it make sure your rent stays fixed at a
specific amount, if the contract says you pay $2000/mo, that's what you pay
regardless of of the time of year, if you entered into a lease with a variable
rate, you were quite foolish and should consider seeing a new place

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only problem is, he knows about our little shroomy situation (:smirk:)



you've fucked yourself then... first rule, tell no one


Tell no one? They were in his closet :lol:

secondly, the lease we signed was very clear about the price change, and when it would occur. We didn't get fucked, that's what every house around campus does.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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kidnap him and fucking kill him.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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ApJunkie said:
Tell no one? They were in his closet :lol:

secondly, the lease we signed was very clear about the price change, and when it would occur. We didn't get fucked, that's what every house around campus does.


then he must have been the one growing them

and yeah, you did get fucked with the lease, off campus housing, lol. one
benefit is that if his name is on the lease he's still responsible for his
portion, a small claims lawsuit would take care of that


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
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If he knows your situation, you can't do shit at the moment. Wait it out and hit him when he doesn't expect it. Also, increase your shroom output and pay the rent with proceeds.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: fapjack]
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Open a 3-4 credit cards in his name.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Thanks for the lecture, that's exactly what I need this morning; a little ego brusing on top of the robbery.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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you must have missed the important part "he must have been growing them"


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
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No, I caught that part, which is cool except that we were ALL growing them. they were in his closet, but now he's gone, so it's on us 3. It would be pretty hard to pin it on him when he's not even in the house.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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"well we were cleaning the trash out of his room and found this, it raises a big concern for us, we thought he was a really swell guy"

but since you're obviously not really bent on getting revenge, suck it up.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
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that could work, but there is the investigation to consider in which there is plenty of motive to lie about such a thing.

I say you get a new roommate who isn't a scumbag and chalk this up as a lesson about contracts...assuming you didn't have one or this shouldn't be an issue.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
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Kidnap him and take him out into the middle of the woods. Tie him to a tree. Pour honey all over his body. Throw fire ants at him. Beat his body to a pulp with a baseball bat. Make sure you break his feet first. Just a good smash over the tops of them should do it. After you have tenderized him, cover his legs from his feet up to his calves with kerosene, and let that burn for about 5 minutes and put the fire out. Now stab him several times in his newly burned legs. Then stab him a few more times in various non lethal areas on his body. Now break his nose. Pull out a couple of his teeth with pliers. Then force him to drink your piss. At this point you guys are probably tired and bored with the fun stuff, so this is where you put a plastic bag over his head and duct tape it all the way around so its nice and tight. Then you beat him with the baseball bat until he finally dies.

Cut into pieces burn all the meat off and grind the bones with a wood chipper. Throw the bone meal into the ocean or use it in your garden.


That should teach him to fuck with you guys.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


Edited by TrippinTeddy (08/03/07 01:21 PM)

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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wtf

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