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Need some ideas on revenge
    #7254843 - 08/03/07 10:06 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

One of my roommates just decided to move out on us 3 days before the rent check was due. On top of that, the rent just doubled since it's school season now, so we're stuck paying $2300 between 3 of us, with no advanced notice. we've talked to him a bunch about how lame it is, and all he can come up with is "Screw you, I don't care." Since we're now all on the brink of eviction, with no money for food, we want some way to make him pay... only problem is, he knows about our little shroomy situation (:smirk:) so we can't totally destroy anything of his for fear of getting turned in (because he's the kind of fuck bag that would pull that shit).

Any ideas? We were thinking of draining the oil from his car so the engine seizes up.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7254849 - 08/03/07 10:08 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

you could always stab him.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7254852 - 08/03/07 10:09 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

The best advice... fuck it, drive on.

Revenge seems like a good idea, but not when he can turn you in to the cops... First for destroying his car, second for shrooms.

If you are deadset on it, at least wait a few months so he can't be sure it was you.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #7254914 - 08/03/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

did he sign anything?

Next time you get an apartment with friends, make a written agreement with definite terms for you and them. That prevents douchebaggery


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7254978 - 08/03/07 10:57 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Ditch the shrooms, and go all out, if you must.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7254986 - 08/03/07 10:59 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Slip some Datura in his food :hehehe:


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7254990 - 08/03/07 11:01 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

ApJunkie said:
the rent just doubled since it's school season now, so we're stuck paying $2300 between 3 of us, with no advanced notice.




a lease agreement is a contract, it make sure your rent stays fixed at a
specific amount, if the contract says you pay $2000/mo, that's what you pay
regardless of of the time of year, if you entered into a lease with a variable
rate, you were quite foolish and should consider seeing a new place

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only problem is, he knows about our little shroomy situation (:smirk:)





you've fucked yourself then... first rule, tell no one

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7254993 - 08/03/07 11:03 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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Ditch the shrooms, and go all out, if you must.



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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7255075 - 08/03/07 11:28 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

ApJunkie said:
the rent just doubled since it's school season now, so we're stuck paying $2300 between 3 of us, with no advanced notice.




a lease agreement is a contract, it make sure your rent stays fixed at a
specific amount, if the contract says you pay $2000/mo, that's what you pay
regardless of of the time of year, if you entered into a lease with a variable
rate, you were quite foolish and should consider seeing a new place

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only problem is, he knows about our little shroomy situation (:smirk:)





you've fucked yourself then... first rule, tell no one




Tell no one? They were in his closet :lol:

secondly, the lease we signed was very clear about the price change, and when it would occur. We didn't get fucked, that's what every house around campus does.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7255083 - 08/03/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

kidnap him and fucking kill him.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7255098 - 08/03/07 11:35 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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ApJunkie said:
Tell no one? They were in his closet :lol:

secondly, the lease we signed was very clear about the price change, and when it would occur. We didn't get fucked, that's what every house around campus does.




then he must have been the one growing them

and yeah, you did get fucked with the lease, off campus housing, lol. one
benefit is that if his name is on the lease he's still responsible for his
portion, a small claims lawsuit would take care of that

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7255115 - 08/03/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

If he knows your situation, you can't do shit at the moment. Wait it out and hit him when he doesn't expect it. Also, increase your shroom output and pay the rent with proceeds.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: fapjack]
    #7255172 - 08/03/07 12:01 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Open a 3-4 credit cards in his name.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7255319 - 08/03/07 12:39 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks for the lecture, that's exactly what I need this morning; a little ego brusing on top of the robbery.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7255338 - 08/03/07 12:44 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

you must have missed the important part "he must have been growing them"

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7255363 - 08/03/07 12:51 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

No, I caught that part, which is cool except that we were ALL growing them. they were in his closet, but now he's gone, so it's on us 3. It would be pretty hard to pin it on him when he's not even in the house.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7255402 - 08/03/07 01:04 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

"well we were cleaning the trash out of his room and found this, it raises a big concern for us, we thought he was a really swell guy"

but since you're obviously not really bent on getting revenge, suck it up.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7255423 - 08/03/07 01:11 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

that could work, but there is the investigation to consider in which there is plenty of motive to lie about such a thing.

I say you get a new roommate who isn't a scumbag and chalk this up as a lesson about contracts...assuming you didn't have one or this shouldn't be an issue.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7255462 - 08/03/07 01:20 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Kidnap him and take him out into the middle of the woods. Tie him to a tree. Pour honey all over his body. Throw fire ants at him. Beat his body to a pulp with a baseball bat. Make sure you break his feet first. Just a good smash over the tops of them should do it. After you have tenderized him, cover his legs from his feet up to his calves with kerosene, and let that burn for about 5 minutes and put the fire out. Now stab him several times in his newly burned legs. Then stab him a few more times in various non lethal areas on his body. Now break his nose. Pull out a couple of his teeth with pliers. Then force him to drink your piss. At this point you guys are probably tired and bored with the fun stuff, so this is where you put a plastic bag over his head and duct tape it all the way around so its nice and tight. Then you beat him with the baseball bat until he finally dies.

Cut into pieces burn all the meat off and grind the bones with a wood chipper. Throw the bone meal into the ocean or use it in your garden.


That should teach him to fuck with you guys.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7255476 - 08/03/07 01:24 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

wtf

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: NerdLinger]
    #7255509 - 08/03/07 01:33 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

:acslater:


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7255570 - 08/03/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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Kidnap him and take him out into the middle of the woods. Tie him to a tree. Pour honey all over his body. Throw fire ants at him. Beat his body to a pulp with a baseball bat. Make sure you break his feet first. Just a good smash over the tops of them should do it. After you have tenderized him, cover his legs from his feet up to his calves with kerosene, and let that burn for about 5 minutes and put the fire out. Now stab him several times in his newly burned legs. Then stab him a few more times in various non lethal areas on his body. Now break his nose. Pull out a couple of his teeth with pliers. Then force him to drink your piss. At this point you guys are probably tired and bored with the fun stuff, so this is where you put a plastic bag over his head and duct tape it all the way around so its nice and tight. Then you beat him with the baseball bat until he finally dies.

Cut into pieces burn all the meat off and grind the bones with a wood chipper. Throw the bone meal into the ocean or use it in your garden.


That should teach him to fuck with you guys.





i completely agree, but get the money out of his wallet before you light him up.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: p0ng]
    #7255585 - 08/03/07 01:50 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

well I mean thats a given. Sorry I forgot most people don't know how to properly do that.


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7255620 - 08/03/07 01:55 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

take the tires off his car and sell them


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7255665 - 08/03/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

They say, that revenge is a dish best severed cold. However, they also say, living well is the best revenge. Now, I don't know if the same people say this or different ones, as they are always a little vague about who they are...

Myself, I think the best revenge is personal growth, by ignoring the fucktards of the world and moving on, but that's just me... :wink:


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Papaver]
    #7255680 - 08/03/07 02:13 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

FUCKING A, easy target here people. Feel free to take advantage. WOOT


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #7255917 - 08/03/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Pranks are better than revenge.

Trap a pigeon and feed it some exlax and throw it in his new place or car.

3+ pigeons would probley be better.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Legoulash]
    #7256021 - 08/03/07 03:30 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Post his phone number on a gay dating website.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Brainiac]
    #7256230 - 08/03/07 04:17 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

take a shit on his door step


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Brainiac]
    #7256256 - 08/03/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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Post his phone number on a gay dating website.


i have done this to someone before.

excellent idea.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ledfut]
    #7256265 - 08/03/07 04:26 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Lol, the exlax-ed birds in the car is a fantastic idea.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7256297 - 08/03/07 04:36 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

learn from your mistake on this one. Dont move in to a place knowing some one might pull a bitch move like this, or at least get them on the lease.

there is nothing you can do, besides trying to humilate the money out of him by letting all friends/family/associates of his know.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ledfut]
    #7256324 - 08/03/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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ledfut said:
you could always stab him.




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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: JunkFood]
    #7256417 - 08/03/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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Slip some Datura in his food :hehehe:




lol i was thinking datura related too. thats pretty shitty haha.

dude.. listen to the posts that say, fuckit, fuck him, move on...

hopefully you can post ads everywhere in town, on the recycler, craigslist, etc and find a roommate real quicklike. but as a humanist i must plead: dont do anything to jeopardize his life or your freedom.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7256555 - 08/03/07 06:12 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

This reminds of the movie dirty work.
Quite possibly my favorite movies of all times.

All I can think of is laxatives + LSD in his coffee.

Double L, quick and effective.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7256582 - 08/03/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

why dont you just kidnap him with ski masks on and demand enough money to pay the rent for a year and if he dont youl cut off his testicals.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: AJ4U]
    #7256618 - 08/03/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

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:acslater:


  LOL


revenge IS best served cold, because then he'll have no idea its you....im in my 3rd year of waiting to get back at this bitch who used to fuck with my gf....her car is toast in about a year.....which is ok, because my car got stolen a couple days ago, so i figger im just getting my karma back in advance


if you can get INTO his car, this would be the best....pour milk under his seats, especially in the summer, lemmie tell ya its a killer....also if you dont mind handling your own turds, you gotta wait till you feel a REALLY liquidy one comming on, capture it in a garbage bag....then use your imagination...the key is to make it as random and anonymous as possible, which is easy in a college town cause drunk kids are always doing random acts of distruction and other jerk ass things


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: boomer q]
    #7256639 - 08/03/07 06:53 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

The datura idea sounds spectacular, but I wouldn't want to accidentally poison him.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7256769 - 08/03/07 07:42 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

if you kill him, he can't tell on you.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: TODAY]
    #7256823 - 08/03/07 07:56 PM (16 years, 7 months ago)

okay why dont you super glue ( and i mean the fucking glue that is strong as hell)
and glue his front door shut and his mailbox, and possibly his car door


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: wutang]
    #7258108 - 08/04/07 02:48 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

just superglue his keyholes


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #7258114 - 08/04/07 02:50 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

i also see the light in a nice shanking....or banging his girlfriend!


those work well!

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: phil823]
    #7258657 - 08/04/07 10:17 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

His girlfriend is fucking gross, but maybe I could glue herholes shut.....

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7258669 - 08/04/07 10:23 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

you and your friends could fuck him, that'll teach him

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #7258674 - 08/04/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Or hire a big black man to do it. :grin:

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7258723 - 08/04/07 10:40 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

that's just not as personal, and remember, until the cuddling starts, it's not gay

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7258744 - 08/04/07 10:49 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

They can ID the turds DNA!
Dont do it!
I learned this the hard way....


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7258774 - 08/04/07 10:55 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

got any revenge ideas for a neighbor who yells and has emotional outbursts at midnight when your trying to get to sleep? POssibly drunk.

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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: ApJunkie]
    #7258789 - 08/04/07 10:58 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Petty revenge can lead to a felony lawsuit. Don't do it.

Revenge should only be taken against friends and then in prank form.
Serious revenge? Don't go there. Whats done's done, and you may bite off more than you can chew.


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Re: Need some ideas on revenge [Re: The Crow]
    #7258851 - 08/04/07 11:20 AM (16 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

The Crow said:
They can ID the turds DNA!
Dont do it!
I learned this the hard way....





are you serious?? oops ive shitted on so many doorsteps :lol:
i didnt know there was any fucking dna in it


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