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i got stung by a scorpion today * 1
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i was mixing up some mulch with some dirt for a plant that needed planting, when i felt something that i thought was a piece of cholla. when i brougnt up my had i saw the fucker, still hanging from my hand by his tail. i shook my hand around to try to fling him off, but he was like stuck... i had to pull it out with my other hand.

he looked like this



immediately i felt a slight burning sensation...

which only lasted about 5 minutes. it got a little red, but thats it. im kinda disappointed with the whole experience. i always thought getting stung was a bit more intense. oh well, better luck next time i suppose...


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: wrestler_az]
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:lol:

better luck next time.

i thought scorpion stings were supposed to be more intense than that too.


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: nightkrawler]
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Aren't you supposed to be dead right now? Or was I horribly misled all through my child hood?


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: nightkrawler]
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This is, where size does matter.The smaller the scorpion the more deadly it is.It also depends on your body to.


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: Brainiac]
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the scorpion in question was about an inch and a half long. i weigh 225.


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: wrestler_az]
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His name is "wrestler"...
Guess he's burly enough to take on a poisonous sting! :crazy2:

There's not even a mark on his hand, I saw it for myself. 

I must say though, you tell a story wonderfully in person.  The way he gets so involved in telling you, through hand motions and movements.  I'd say it's an experience of the "wrestler" one should have.


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: StrandedVoyager]
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See I have just the opposite luck. I would have gotten bitten, went to the hospital, became informed that though it looks deadly it's actually only a mild toxic one. No problem except the $5,000.00 Bill because of no insurance.

Two days later I would return to the ER to be informed that oh yeah, their bites have low toxicity but the bacteria they pass on is a bitch.

Don't be alarmed though. It will only be a few days before the antibiotics start taking care of all the nasty little bad microbes that make you run this awful high hallucinating hell X 999 flipped to the 666 fever while shitting a river out of your ass though your pecker fails to pee and withers like a grape vine in the Gobi.

Relief will be felt soon, only a few days at most, from the bursting like a microwaved hot dog splitting of your arms and legs.

The feeling of spurred and feathered bugs square dancing in your lower intestine in tune to the cricket like creatures playing THE DEVIL GOES DOWN TO GEORGIA inside of your head as they drop their little turds which grow some really funky shrooms that jump into your amygalda as they suddenly fruit and leap from the cakes too shall soon come to pass.

Don't worry.

You are in good hands.

Glad your luck is better than mine.

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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: lhommemachine]
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lhommemachine said:
I must say though, you tell a story wonderfully in person. The way he gets so involved in telling you, through hand motions and movements. I'd say it's an experience of the "wrestler" one should have.



he does that even just talking to you normally. he's so animated .. it's awesome.


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: wrestler_az]
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yeah i thought scorpion stings were a bit more intense.

I remember going to a skate park one day and a wasp stung me. It was so painful. I was also 12 so I cried too.


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is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
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TripityDooDaDay said:
See I have just the opposite luck. I would have gotten bitten, went to the hospital, became informed that though it looks deadly it's actually only a mild toxic one. No problem except the $5,000.00 Bill because of no insurance.

Two days later I would return to the ER to be informed that oh yeah, their bites have low toxicity but the bacteria they pass on is a bitch.

Don't be alarmed though. It will only be a few days before the antibiotics start taking care of all the nasty little bad microbes that make you run this awful high hallucinating hell X 999 flipped to the 666 fever while shitting a river out of your ass though your pecker fails to pee and withers like a grape vine in the Gobi.

Relief will be felt soon, only a few days at most, from the bursting like a microwaved hot dog splitting of your arms and legs.

The feeling of spurred and feathered bugs square dancing in your lower intestine in tune to the cricket like creatures playing THE DEVIL GOES DOWN TO GEORGIA inside of your head as they drop their little turds which grow some really funky shrooms that jump into your amygalda as they suddenly fruit and leap from the cakes too shall soon come to pass.

Don't worry.

You are in good hands.

Glad your luck is better than mine.



Is that what happened to you? Or do you have bad luck?


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with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp
it was written on."
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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: Sebastian23]
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Quote:
Is that what happened to you? Or do you have bad luck?




Nope. didn't happen to me. Tis my kind of luck though. It probably will happen now that it is written about in a tripping forum.

Done cursed meself yet again!

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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Acidic_Sloth said:
lhommemachine said:
I must say though, you tell a story wonderfully in person.  The way he gets so involved in telling you, through hand motions and movements.  I'd say it's an experience of the "wrestler" one should have.



he does that even just talking to you normally. he's so animated .. it's awesome.



awwwww...

:tongue2:


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: wrestler_az]
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*hug*

hey waz. i miss you, dude. <3


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: wrestler_az]
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I also got stung once a few years ago. It was in the garage of my house and I stepped on it with bare feet. I pinned its front pinchers to the ground but its tail was free and it stung me in the ankle.

I to was disappointed with how lame it was. A little irritation and redness was all I got from it. No worse then a bee sting. It was then that I found out that most species of scorpions in the Southwest US are fairly benign. Only one species is very poisonous, and even that one will not cause life threatening problems unless the victim happens to have an allergic reaction and goes into anaphylactic shock.

All the really nasty ones are in other parts of the world. And I'd always heard that the smaller they are the more dangerous they are, this is not necessarily true. It just depends on what species it is.


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Acidic_Sloth said:
*hug*

hey waz. i miss you, dude. <3



i plan on going to nocturnal.
you should do the same.
:heart:


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: wrestler_az]
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Shit you're lucky. The whole time I was in Phoenix last year I didn't see one freaking scorpion or snake.


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: wrestler_az]
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dunno if i can.

:frown:


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: wrestler_az]
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There are scorpions that are more toxic than others.


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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: TurntableJunky]
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Certain species in the desert Southwest can be very poisonous. The US species, Centruroides exilicauda , (Bark Scorpion-pale yellow in color)is found over much of the Southwest.
Also known as the bark scorpion, they are pale and small, making them extremely difficult to see.

The venom of this scorpion may produce severe pain and swelling at the site of the sting, numbness, frothing at the mouth, difficulties in breathing (including respiratory paralysis), muscle twitching, and convulsions.

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Re: i got stung by a scorpion today [Re: wrestler_az]
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Little guys like that aren't too dangerous to us humans. The big motherfuckers in Australia and Africa are I guess.

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