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Offlinefreddurgan
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Almost ate a scorpion
    #4270412 - 06/08/05 02:49 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Well, I found some salad leftover in the bowl on the counter. It has probably been there for about 3 hours, but that's not THAT long. My house is pretty clean.

I'm like 9/10 the way done with the salad, and I look down and BAM! Fucking scorpion on the edge of the bowl. Black, fucking ugly ass scorpion. Which means he had to have been INSIDE the salad and crawled OUT onto the edge of my bowl, meaning I either

a.) lucked out and ate none of him
b.) ate some of him and that's why he appeared dead
c.) ate his friend(s)

I totally freaked my shit, and now I have a bad headache from the sudden jolt of increased heartbeat that came from me being stoned and almost eating a scorpion.

:sad:


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4270420 - 06/08/05 02:52 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Just bite the stinger thing out of his ass first and you'll be good to go.  I saw it on tv somewhere. :wink:


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: InsatiableThirst]
    #4270422 - 06/08/05 02:53 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, that'll get you tripping nice and hard.


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4270423 - 06/08/05 02:54 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

best. thread. ever.


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4270424 - 06/08/05 02:54 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Damn dude, do you live where scorpions are commonplace?


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4270425 - 06/08/05 02:54 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, if I ever saw a live scorpion, I would be shitting my pants two months later.


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4270526 - 06/08/05 03:44 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Whoa...that's kinda creepy. You are one lucky guy.


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4270539 - 06/08/05 03:52 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

That is pretty wild man. Id be drinking a lot of water just in case.

How are you feeling? If you start to feel like shit I seriously suggest going to the hospital. Scorpions are pretty deadly are they not?


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4270591 - 06/08/05 04:38 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

are you sure that wasnt someones pet?
and the bowl of greens was its bedding?


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: 40oz]
    #4270603 - 06/08/05 04:43 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

haha


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: day_tripper]
    #4270631 - 06/08/05 05:03 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I once voluntarily ate a scorpion... they don't taste very nice i must admit...


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4270646 - 06/08/05 05:08 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

There was a big yellow nasty lookin scorpion in the hang out room at my host mom's house in mexico and I freaked and broomsticked it. I was talking with her in Spanish and she laughed at me, but I could have died, so it was a flight or fight thing. The end.


EDIT: I was freaked because where I am from scorpions don't exist except in people's houses as pets or whatever, they don't run around in salad bowls.


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: Signo]
    #4270959 - 06/08/05 10:19 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I got stung by a scorpion once when I was sleeping in the middle of the night. It hurt :frown:


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: Mighty Bop]
    #4271187 - 06/08/05 12:22 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Woke up dead and ended up @ the shroomery? Same...


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4271201 - 06/08/05 12:27 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

That is some funny shit! We both live in the South and they are pretty commonplace, down here. I used to find them in my shower all of the time. I haven't seen one, in awhile.

/me knocks on wood :smirk:


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Re: Almost ate a scorpion [Re: freddurgan]
    #4271303 - 06/08/05 12:52 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

We have the little two inchers around SC, I don't think they're particularly dangerous.

I saw an article once about scorpion (the big ones) hunters where they carry a black light cause the scorpions glow in it.


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