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So, I'm hunting for MILFS online
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I started up a www.adultfriendfinder.com profile.  I want to meet an older lady who will take charge and show me what's up.  It's always been a fantasy of mine.  Unfortunately, I have only gotten messages from two guys.

The first guy is a transsexual looking to blow straight guys.  He says that he's given blowjobs to five straight guys off of the site so far.  He is persistent and keeps sending me messages like, "You look good...I want to suck you" and stuff.

The other guy is a guy who is pretending to have a girlfriend.  He is saying that his girlfriend wants to have sex with another guy...but he wants to blow the guy first.  Basically, he is using the fake girlfriend as bait to lure in unsuspecting straight guys.

I spent $19.95 on this shit.  :frown:

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Awesome!


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-Erik Davis

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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MILFs  :drooling:


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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Bogus!

It sucks dude. I joined this group called "Pittsburgh for fun" and it's like %100 guys. When you look at the member list you see little badly-photographed penis avatars everywhere.

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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lol i do aswell crave a nice milf :smile:


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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Bogus!

It sucks dude.  I joined this group called "Pittsburgh for fun" and it's like %100 guys.  When you look at the member list you see little badly-photographed penis avatars everywhere.


Start searching for NYC MILFs. You can use my apartment as a base of operations. :hehehe:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Hm...what's your zip code? I'll do a search.

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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10002 or 3, depends on who you ask sometimes. Heh.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Dude one of my mom's co-workers is the epitome of a MILF

:drooling:

Seriously she was probably soooooooooo fucking HOT when she was younger

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:envy: :jealosy: :frustration:


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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Well well well...

username: needgrooveback
age: 38
location:  Brooklyn
picture:



:yesnod:

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Does a MILF have to have big tits? Is that part of the definition?


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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: JunkFood]
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No. Just any older woman who is still hot and sexy.

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Seems likemost MILFs have big tits though. Just was wondering.


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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: JunkFood]
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JunkFood said:
Seems likemost MILFs have big tits though. Just was wondering.


it does come with the territory

:boobs:


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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
The first guy is a transsexual looking to blow straight guys.  He says that he's given blowjobs to five straight guys off of the site so far.  He is persistent and keeps sending me messages like, "You look good...I want to suck you" and stuff.

The other guy is a guy who is pretending to have a girlfriend.  He is saying that his girlfriend wants to have sex with another guy...but he wants to blow the guy first.  Basically, he is using the fake girlfriend as bait to lure in unsuspecting straight guys.

I spent $19.95 on this shit.  :frown:



hahahahah  :eatadick:


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Hasta siempre, comandante.
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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: meatcakeman]
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Haha man, I would like a sweet milf to manipulate as well. :blowjob:


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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I never got any luck on that site either, I am glad I only subscribed to one months worth.

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: Skunk420]
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I probably should have just stuck with Myspace. I had a 31 year old and a 36 year old who messaged me saying that I was cute. Both of them had reproduced. One lived right up the road from me too. *Sigh*

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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That is better then I have gotten from myspace, But I do lift weights now, and have lost a lot of weight.
I tried adultfriendfinder as well, women on the internet are looking for a soulmate or something or some guy that is buffed out and has a 8+ plus dick or something.

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Re: So, I'm hunting for MILFS online [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Hah; true. Probably find more results using myspace. There are, infact, tons of myspace whores :smile:


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