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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #3924849 - 03/16/05 09:39 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

cougar is definitely not an american term...oh, and I trust that it is easy to pick up a "cougar" - I'm just not interested in roast beef - been there, done that. good luck, eh.


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
    #3924885 - 03/16/05 09:59 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

well, i'll share what worked for me.

go visit your friend in Gothenburg, Sweden. Show up at his house hungover, unshaven, and smelly. Be a bit surprised when he answers the door in a tux. Be even more surprised when he says "oh my dad decided to throw a graduation party for me - come on in, take a shower, and come join the party." Be very drunk very quickly due to his father being a wine importer. Continue getting even drunker, due to the fact that the average Swedish graduation party doesn't have a large selection of vegetarian food. Around 22:00, switch to gin-and-tonics made by his father, damn strong. Around 23:15 suddenly find yourself making out with his brother's son's mother. Around 01:00 find yourself naked in a bed with her.

:whoa:

(at least she was no longer together with his brother...)


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Offlinedrtyfrnk
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Krishna]
    #3925032 - 03/16/05 10:52 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

This is the best thread in the pub IMHO! lol Hit some cougars man!


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Invisiblemantis
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
    #3925249 - 03/16/05 11:54 AM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I've heard the slang-term "cougar" and I'm American :yesnod:


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3925372 - 03/16/05 12:33 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Cougar hunting man. They're always in season.


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: WildRunner]
    #3929163 - 03/17/05 05:11 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

WildRunner said:

Cougar hunting man. They're always in season.




Cougar hunting in Washington State.

http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/game/hunter/cougar_regs.htm


:smirk:


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Laterz, Road

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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
    #3943892 - 03/20/05 12:10 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Man, you guys are missing the point, -- It's ALL pink on the inside!


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: joeythecatch]
    #3944342 - 03/20/05 02:12 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I'd rather have a woman who knows what to do with 1) what she's got and 2) with what I've got.

experienced women = k3y

All the haters are missin out.


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OfflineLearyfanS
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
    #3944378 - 03/20/05 02:16 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
cougar is definitely not an american term...oh, and I trust that it is easy to pick up a "cougar" - I'm just not interested in roast beef - been there, done that. good luck, eh.




Roast beef?? You talking about what I think you're talking about?




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InvisibleRoadkillM
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
    #3944508 - 03/20/05 02:39 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

what do you think he means?

:wink:


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.



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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Roadkill]
    #3944597 - 03/20/05 02:56 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I think he means big labia. Is he saying that labia gets bigger as women get older?




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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
    #3944615 - 03/20/05 02:59 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

i'd hit it :thumbup:


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OfflineLearyfanS
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #3944647 - 03/20/05 03:04 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Me?  :confused:





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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
    #3944665 - 03/20/05 03:07 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

the jefferson airplane girl...


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
    #3944691 - 03/20/05 03:11 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I don't know bro...I was askin what you thought.

I thought he meant that it gets so old and wore out that it starts looking like the color of roast beef...and not the rare stuff.

lolzz


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


Brainiac said:
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Roadkill]
    #3944772 - 03/20/05 03:25 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Ahh, the mysteries of biO. Will we ever know the secrets his brain holds?

Interesting fact for Deadheads. biO's last name is DTL.





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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
    #3948267 - 03/21/05 10:11 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Learyfan said:
Ahh, the mysteries of biO. Will we ever know the secrets his brain holds?

Interesting fact for Deadheads. biO's last name is DTL.






Get it? BIODTL - "Beat It On Down The Line" by The Dead





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