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Vvellum
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cougar is definitely not an american term...oh, and I trust that it is easy to pick up a "cougar" - I'm just not interested in roast beef - been there, done that. good luck, eh.
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Krishna
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
#3924885 - 03/16/05 09:59 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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well, i'll share what worked for me.
go visit your friend in Gothenburg, Sweden. Show up at his house hungover, unshaven, and smelly. Be a bit surprised when he answers the door in a tux. Be even more surprised when he says "oh my dad decided to throw a graduation party for me - come on in, take a shower, and come join the party." Be very drunk very quickly due to his father being a wine importer. Continue getting even drunker, due to the fact that the average Swedish graduation party doesn't have a large selection of vegetarian food. Around 22:00, switch to gin-and-tonics made by his father, damn strong. Around 23:15 suddenly find yourself making out with his brother's son's mother. Around 01:00 find yourself naked in a bed with her.

(at least she was no longer together with his brother...)
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Krishna]
#3925032 - 03/16/05 10:52 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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This is the best thread in the pub IMHO! lol Hit some cougars man!
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mantis


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
#3925249 - 03/16/05 11:54 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've heard the slang-term "cougar" and I'm American
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WildRunner
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: RandalFlagg]
#3925372 - 03/16/05 12:33 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cougar hunting man. They're always in season.
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Roadkill
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: WildRunner]
#3929163 - 03/17/05 05:11 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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WildRunner said:
Cougar hunting man. They're always in season.
Cougar hunting in Washington State.
http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/game/hunter/cougar_regs.htm
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joeythecatch
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
#3943892 - 03/20/05 12:10 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man, you guys are missing the point, -- It's ALL pink on the inside!
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Adden

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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: joeythecatch]
#3944342 - 03/20/05 02:12 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd rather have a woman who knows what to do with 1) what she's got and 2) with what I've got.
experienced women = k3y
All the haters are missin out.
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Learyfan
It's the psychedelic movement!


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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Vvellum]
#3944378 - 03/20/05 02:16 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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bi0 said: cougar is definitely not an american term...oh, and I trust that it is easy to pick up a "cougar" - I'm just not interested in roast beef - been there, done that. good luck, eh.
Roast beef?? You talking about what I think you're talking about?
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Roadkill
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
#3944508 - 03/20/05 02:39 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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what do you think he means?
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Learyfan
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Roadkill]
#3944597 - 03/20/05 02:56 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think he means big labia. Is he saying that labia gets bigger as women get older?
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
#3944615 - 03/20/05 02:59 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'd hit it
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Learyfan
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#3944647 - 03/20/05 03:04 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Me? 
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
#3944665 - 03/20/05 03:07 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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the jefferson airplane girl...
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
#3944691 - 03/20/05 03:11 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't know bro...I was askin what you thought.
I thought he meant that it gets so old and wore out that it starts looking like the color of roast beef...and not the rare stuff.
lolzz
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Learyfan
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Roadkill]
#3944772 - 03/20/05 03:25 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ahh, the mysteries of biO. Will we ever know the secrets his brain holds?
Interesting fact for Deadheads. biO's last name is DTL.
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Learyfan
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Re: I need some M.I.L.F. hunting advice [Re: Learyfan]
#3948267 - 03/21/05 10:11 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Learyfan said: Ahh, the mysteries of biO. Will we ever know the secrets his brain holds?
Interesting fact for Deadheads. biO's last name is DTL.
Get it? BIODTL - "Beat It On Down The Line" by The Dead
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