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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: thrombus]
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Because Roger Clemens has never been associated with Balco or anybody sent to prison for trafficking in steroids. What was Bonds' testimony again, "I used something called the Cream and something called the Clear. I don't know what they were." Riiiiight.


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: zappaisgod]
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anyone who thinks Clemens is not on HGH is kidding themself. 

The Yankees need a lot more than just a starting pitcher, so this was a  really bad move. $28 Million, for at most 14 wins, maybe a lot less.

Still not as bad a the Pavano or Giambi contracts though.:suicide:


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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Dexter_Morgan said:
The Yankees need a lot more than just a starting pitcher, so this was a really bad move. $28 Million, for at most 14 wins, maybe a lot less.




Like I said in another thread you're not just paying for starts and wins, you've got Roger fucking Clemens (do you deny he's one of the best all-time?) there to tutor young Phil Hughes.


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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best all time, no. hes the most-juiced-longest, of all time. You can not ignore his growth from 35-43 is very very similar to Bonds.

best of all time = Walter Johnson.

I hope all this shit blows up in the next 3 weeks, before bonds can break the record.


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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I didn't say best all time. I said one of. Multiple Cy Young winner.


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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nolan ryan+ HGH > Roger Clements

+ a slew more


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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Dexter_Morgan said:
best all time, no. hes the most-juiced-longest, of all time. You can not ignore his growth from 35-43 is very very similar to Bonds.




What are you talking about? He has been incredibly consistent since he was 23. There is no sudden improvement at any age. Here are his stats.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/3340/career;_ylt=ArG4g2fqMz54reM5gIyuJMWFCLcF
He was better before 35.
You're ignorant. Probably a liar too.


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said:
Dexter_Morgan said:
best all time, no.  hes the most-juiced-longest, of all time.  You can not ignore his growth from 35-43 is very very similar to Bonds.




What are you talking about?  He has been incredibly consistent since he was 23.  There is no sudden improvement at any age.  Here are his stats.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/3340/career;_ylt=ArG4g2fqMz54reM5gIyuJMWFCLcF
He was better before 35.
You're ignorant.  Probably a liar too.



:owned:


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: zappaisgod]
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95 mph after 22 seasons?

nvm, your right, the guy is just a freak about working out, just like Bonds.


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
zappaisgod said:
Dexter_Morgan said:
best all time, no.  hes the most-juiced-longest, of all time.  You can not ignore his growth from 35-43 is very very similar to Bonds.




What are you talking about?  He has been incredibly consistent since he was 23.  There is no sudden improvement at any age.  Here are his stats.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/3340/career;_ylt=ArG4g2fqMz54reM5gIyuJMWFCLcF
He was better before 35.
You're ignorant.  Probably a liar too.



:owned:



: Delusional :


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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Dexter_Morgan said:
95 mph after 22 seasons?

nvm, your right, the guy is just a freak about working out, just like Bonds.



Really? He's still hitting 95? Amazing. Too bad he can't hit 100 like he used to. Anyway, big mouth, show me the huge Bondsian jump in performance. What's that? You can't find it? Ahhh it must be there somewhere. Keep looking, and remember, DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU FIND IT. Farewell, sweet prince, it was fun.

By the way, not to be accused of being a blind worshipper of all things Clemens I came across this Grimsley thing at Deadspin.
http://deadspin.com/sports/mlb/grimsley-fingers-clemens-pettite-tejada-204439.php

Quote:
The Times says they got access to a non-redacted version of the document in which former Arizona Diamondback Jason Grimsley identified Major League Baseball players who used drugs. Grimsley, according to them, told investigators that Clemens and Pettitte used "athletic performance-enhancing drugs," (which could be anything, really) while Tejada, Brian Roberts, and Jay Gibbons "took anabolic steroids."

Of course, the Times also says that Grimsley's told friends of his that federal agents have misrepresented what he said. So, naturally, nothing's even close to being conclusive, but when is it ever? Gibbons and Tejada have already issued denials, and so has Clemens' agents.



Tejada was also slandered by that other busted bitch looking to draw cover, Palmiero. Maybe you meant coffee when you said "juice". Have you stopped touching altar boys yet?


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: zappaisgod]
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so... Clemens is the only person ever to get better, the older he has been.  His last 4 years, have been as good as his best 3 years in the late 80's(innings for innings).THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN ANY SPORT EVER, except for bonds.:suicide:


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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No they haven't, that's a lie. He went from pitching in the AL to pitching in the InterNL. His ERA improved, how was his win percentage? Not so good. And some of his years in Boston were better. Sorry pumpkin, but he has been incredibly consistent. At 35 in 1997 2.05 ERA in Toronto. 1998 Toronto 2.65.

National league = steroids for pitchers.

You need to come up with more than that if you're gonna accuse someone of steroids, pal. So, you didn't answer my question. Have you stopped touching altar boys yet?


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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Dexter_Morgan said:
95 mph after 22 seasons?

nvm, your right, the guy is just a freak about working out, just like Bonds.



Randy Johnson is only a year younger than Clemens, is in his 22nd season, and was clocked at 96 mph just the other night. Is he on HGH too?


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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Nah, he just drinks a big ol' cup of Ugly Juice every day.


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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randy Johnson is a physical anomaly that did not get figured out until his late 20's.  He hasnt been throwing hard like that for 30+ years.  His Height gives him a distict advantage.

And im well aware of NL and its pitching haven.  But most of clemens starts were at home, in a small stadium.  Then you figure in relatively small ballparks in the NL Central, and you can forget giving Clemens his  bonus credit.

Athletes are suppose to loose power, ability, and fall apart.  the only reason Bonds wont play 3 more years is because of his knees. 

Randy Johnson is a freak because of his height, and scouts are still trying to replicate him.  But he did not have the long, hard throwing, career Clemens had.  Hell, Randy was/is getting viscoelastic fluid injected into his knee every 6 weeks, cause his drumstik is destroyed.

Clemens was first drafted in 1981, then went to college, no one throws hard 27 years without teh :syringe:


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Edited by Dexter_Morgan (05/21/07 05:01 PM)

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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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ill have the best seats in the stadium for Wednesday when Clemens starts for AA Trenton Thunder...should be interesting.

there will be a million media outlets flooding the pressbox...as well as the already sold out crowd...plus an overflow from standing room only tickts. it is going to be a zoo similar to when Jeter was on rehab for 4 games in 03


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: deadHead321]
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Clemens is a freak because of his ginormous badonkadonk, which you don't get from 'roids either, unlike the ginormous cocoanut that Bonds grew so suddenly


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: zappaisgod]
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the only two ever!


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Re: Roger Clemens [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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Dexter, you have no idea how painful this is to say, but zappa is right. You don't know what you are talking about.

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