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Post Your Pick Up Lines!
    #6741770 -

It can be real/funny/lame/sick...whatever...

My favorite is this one:
After you initially talk to your target, claim that you are a psychic and can tell something about them.

Ask for their hand. Hold your hand palm up, with her hand palm down (like she's giving you a [high] five but at stomach level) and place your other hand on hers so your sandwiching her hand...then say:

Your father is a Thief.
Hopefully, they'll say why?
Then say: Cuz he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Usually its good for a laugh and/or a free beer...damn good ice breaker though.
The hand thing is just for dramatic flair...

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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: HighTek]
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you got a condom? Cause your fixin to get fucked

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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: resin]
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Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Or...
Are those astronaut pants? Because that ass is out of this world!


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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: HighTek]
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Some Redneck Pickup Lines from Craigslist.

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: HighTek]
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"That GHB kickin in yet? no? Have another dirnk on me"


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If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on.you'll see devils tearing your life away.
But...if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels
Freeing you from the earth.

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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: HighTek]
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"hey i lost my phone number, can i have yours?"


or the classic i read here on the shroomery

"does this smell like chloroform to you?" :tongue:


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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: HighTek]
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Hey, did you come here alone?

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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: HighTek]
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Wanna spoon? /holding a spoon

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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: Cowgold]
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"Those pants you are wearing must be multi millionares because what you have inside them could Rock A Feller"


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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: altershroom]
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Take off your clothes, human contact feels wonderful while tripping. Shortly followed by 'Want sex' seems to work for me.

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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: HighTek]
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*Head nod*

Let's go bitch.


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: Jadian]
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"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilized?"


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"Truth is more in the process than in the result."
- J. Krishnamurti




"We ourselves are not an illusory part of Reality; rather are we Reality itself illusorily conceived." Wei Wu Wei

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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: HighTek]
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I've got a condom and a quarter, got a room?

On a side note, I know a guy who actually got drunk enough to pull out a condom from his wallet and borrow a quarter, and then proceed to use that line on every woman in the bar. He only got slapped twice, and almost got punched in the face by some girl's boyfriend. True story.


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The story goes, or the way that I was told
There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low
And so he called all the wise men to the hall
And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls
But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring
It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king
Engraved in black, it had no front or back
But there were words around the band that said
Just know: This Too Shall Pass


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Re: Post Your Pick Up Lines! [Re: HighTek]
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hey, want to bump uglies? :muppet:

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