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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
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If your happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap).
If your happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap)
If your happy and you know it and you really want to show it,
if your happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap).



If your happy and you know it stamp your feet (stamp stamp)
Y'all see where this is heading ?

We was forced to sing that shit..

Edited by Mike_yy (02/21/07 08:58 PM)

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Mike_yy]
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If you go down to the woods today you'll never believe your eyes.
If you go down to the woods today your in for a big surprise.

Cos mum and dad are having a shag, and uncle frank is having a wank,
and auntie mable's getting it off with graaaaaanddad..

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
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Not a rhyme but did anyone else say this when someone says crazy?

Crazy?  Did you say crazy?  I was ccrazy once and they locked me in a rubber room.  I died there. They burried me.  The worms tickles my toes.  It drove me crazy!  Crazy?  Did I say crazy?...

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: ShakesMcCracken] * 1
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when I was young and in my prime
I used to jack off all the time
now I'm grown
I got more sense
I use a knothole in the fence



the moon was high the sky was blue
down the street the shitwagon flew
it hit a bump
a scream was heard
a man was hit by a flying turd


the moon was high the sky was blue
the wind blew up her nighty
jumped in bed
covered her head
thought I couldn't find it
fucked her once
fucked her twice
fucked her once too often
hit the backbone of her spine
and sent her to her coffin
sung by the whorehouse cortet
you got a hard on I bet


There once was a young girl named heather
who's pussy was made of leather
it made a strange noise
that attracted the boys
by rubbing the edges together


in 1492
columbus sailed the ocean blue
hit a rock
split his cock
and pissed all over the history clock


who's a knocking at my door
who's a knocking at my door
who's a knocking at my door
said the fair young maiden
open the door you dirty whore
said barnacle bill the sailor

come in and we shall dance
come in and we shall dance
come in and we shall dance
said the fair young maiden
to hell with the dance
and down with the pants
said barnacle bill the sailor

what if we should go to jail
what if we should go to jail
what if we should go to jail
said the fair young maiden
we'll pick the lock
with a hairy cock
said barnacle bill the sailor

what if we should get the chair
what if we should get the chair
what if we should get the chair
said the fair young maiden
we'll lay a fart and blow it apart
said barnacle bill the sailor


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Man I don't even remember making this thread.


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
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Five IV junkies nodding on the bed
one OD'd and lost his breath
momma called the doctor and the doctor said
no more junkies nodding on the bed!


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Dark_Star]
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Ha! 10 years ago,lol!


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Iny miny miney mo catch a nigger by the toe
If he screams then let him go

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: basqueshaman]
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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
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mother fucker
titty sucker
2 ball bitch
got a ring around your pussy
like a sonofabitch
your daddy's in jail
your mommas in hell
your sisters on the corner saying pussy for sale


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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: Noviseer]
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Noviseer said:
NewbieShroomie said:
Me chinese, me play joke
Me put peepee in your Coke
Me speak English, me so smart
Me not drink the peepee part


Me chinese, me no dumb
me hang onto daddy's bum
daddy go "pffffft", I go zooom
that is how I home so soon

:lol:


We used to have some variation of this but I don't remember how it went. The "Chinese people are stupid because they don't speak English" trope has mostly died out these days it seems.

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Re: Silly & stupid little rhymes & songs everyone sang as little kids. [Re: psi]
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lol, I never heard the second part to the coke one.


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