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Dear Abby
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Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
Signed Bewildered

Bewildered, Bewildered...
Chorus:
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Unhappy, Unhappy...
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker

Noise-maker, Noise-maker
Repeat Chorus

Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married

Just Married, Just Married...
Repeat Chorus


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"Blow up your TV, throw away your paper.  Go to the country, build you a home."

- John Prine

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Re: Dear Abby [Re: schmutzen]
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I love Dear Abby. It's the first thing I read in the paper before the headlines even. Then my horoscope. Then the news.

I'm all ass backwards.


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Re: Dear Abby [Re: CherryBom]
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I read it too, I've been reading long enough that I have a good idea what she's going to say... but it's still a good feeling to know there's people out there with way more problems than me.

Total faith in my horoscope, Jeraldine Saunders knows what's up.

News? That must be what those long stories are about, eh? I think you have good priorities CherryBom.


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"Blow up your TV, throw away your paper.  Go to the country, build you a home."

- John Prine

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Re: Dear Abby [Re: schmutzen]
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Great song. Please Don't Bury me is another good one by Prine.


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Happiness is a warm gun...

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