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A yuk yuk, a horrible one, but one.
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flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura,
chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000
bill out of the window right now and make somebody
very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could
throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten
people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one
hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred
people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and
said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there.
Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and
make 56 million people happy.



then I got to thinking and it dawned on me. You can't open windows at forty thousand feet raveling near supersonic speeds, its terribly dangerous. The pilots should know this simple but very important information.


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Re: A yuk yuk, a horrible one, but one. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
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also aren't the windows welded shut on most commercial and presidential aircraft?


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Re: A yuk yuk, a horrible one, but one. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
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there are still doors.

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Re: A yuk yuk, a horrible one, but one. [Re: riby]
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you can't open the doors either, it means eminent death if you do. Whan the palin is ripped apart in a catastrophic depressurization process known a vacuum.


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Re: A yuk yuk, a horrible one, but one. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
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nakors_junk_bag said:
then I got to thinking and it dawned on me. You can't open windows at forty thousand feet raveling near supersonic speeds, its terribly dangerous.


That's ok, I'm starting to think this never really happened anyway.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: A yuk yuk, a horrible one, but one. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
That's ok, I'm starting to think this never really happened anyway.


I completely thought this happened. Thank you, for ruining it for me.  :smirk:

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Re: A yuk yuk, a horrible one, but one. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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yea, bush puts his money where his mouth is, not in the common man's hand


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Re: A yuk yuk, a horrible one, but one. [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
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I think there'd be a hell of a lot more than 56 million happy folks.

-j


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I promise to live, love, exist, and be, and hope that all life will love to be in existence with me. Also, fuck you.

-j

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