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When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
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Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' .. no fun

Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun

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Re: When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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you write that?

kinda cool


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[quote]Gumby said:
And if you are going to waste peoples time with your stupid questions, at least try to have grammar skills higher then that of a 7th grader.

READ DAMNIT! [/quote]

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Re: When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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did you mean to post this on www.azlyrics.com ?

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Re: When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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gotta love KDub

Well it's a plant
but it can't
grow freely
at least not in this space and time

Can we begin
shouldn't it be a sin
fighting against the soldiers of sense
that brings the peace to my mind

the peace to my mind-I-I-I
oh why is it a crime

It's against the law
I hope this freeze will thaw
before I die
from this space and time

And the politics
the folks who the nation picks
are they-e high
or afraid to try

they're afraid to try-I-I-I
oh why is it a crime

Whatever you do you make sure it's the right thing for you
But if you pass please allow us to roll around in the grass because it's time

It's 420 24/7 365

Well the nation's debt
kinda makes the man upset
but we know that they know
the answer is in this space and time

Create work
just plow the fuckin dirt
medicine, clothes and the paper
make my head feel so fine

my head feel so fine-I-I-I
oh why is it a crime

Well is it meant to be
is it that far away from reality
open up the world's mind
and free the kind

It could lube the cars
mellow out the bars
make room in jail for
the killers of this time


Cuz it's just a plant
but it can't
grow freely


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On storing pedro tea...

Brewmaster: Well, the mescaline will still be in there, but I'd be afraid of it conjealing and trying to escape after it grew in size from eating all the other shit in my fridge, and possibly my dogs if it got out.

Pithlit: sentient drugs, now that is an idea ...

OneMoreRobot: Idea? It's a fuckin' reality. You know Salvia? Nigga stole my TV.

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Re: When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad [Re: Brewmaster]
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John Prine :thumbup:

He has written some of the coolest lyrics ever, and puts on a good live show too.


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Re: When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad [Re: skydog]
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hey, i propose a prine off, evrybody record themselves doing a prine song by the end of the day,

I know a guy, he got a lot to lose
hes a pretty nice fellow, kinda confused
got muscels in his head, aint never been used
thinks he owns half of this town.
starts drinkin heavy, gets a big red nose
beats his old lady with a rubber hose
takes her out to dinner, buys her new clothes
thats the way that the world goes round.

thats the way the world goes round,
youre up one day, next your down
its a half an inch of water and you think youre gonna drown
thats the way that the world goes round

I was sitting in the bathtub countin my toes
when the radiator broke, water all froze
got stuck in the ice, withought any clothes
naked as the eyes of a clown.
i was cryin icecubes, hoping i'd croak
when the sun came in the window, ice all broke
I stood up and laughed, thought it was a joke
thats the way that the world goes round.

thats the way the world goes round,
youre up one day, next your down
its a half an inch of water and you think youre gonna drown
thats the way that the world goes round


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