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DeadPhan

Registered: 05/05/04
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When I woke up this morning.....

#4054650 - 04/14/05 12:21 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

.........Things were looking bad
Seemed like total silence
Was the only friend I had

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down
And won
And it was 12 o'clock before I realized I was having
No fun

Ahhh, but fortunately
I have the key
To escape reality

And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
It don't cost very much
But it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man
I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just trying to have me
Some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll
It was gettin thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been

I chased a rainbow down a one-way street
Dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance
Salesmen

Ahhh, but fortunately
I have the key
To escape reality

And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
It don't cost very much
But it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man
I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just trying to have me
Some fun

Well I sat down in my closet
With all my overalls
Trying to get away from
All the ears inside my walls

Dreamed the police heard everything I thought
What then
Well I went to court and the judge's name was
Hoffman*

Ahhh, but fortunately
I have the key
To escape reality

And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
It don't cost very much
But it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man
I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just trying to have me
Some fun
Well done
Hot dog bun
My sister's a nun
:sun:

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Big Gulps! Alright! Well, See ya later!
And if i claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that i dont know!

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Hooty
Reality is Relative

Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 2,467

Re: When I woke up this morning.....

[Re: DeadPhan]
#4055496 - 04/14/05 04:00 PM (21 years, 4 months ago)

God I love John Prine.

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Without love in the dream
It will never come true

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