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OfflineDeadPhan
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When I woke up this morning.....
    #4054650 - 04/14/05 02:21 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

.........Things were looking bad
Seemed like total silence
Was the only friend I had

Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down
And won
And it was 12 o'clock before I realized I was having
No fun

      Ahhh, but fortunately
      I have the key
      To escape reality

            And you may see me tonight
            With an illegal smile
            It don't cost very much
            But it lasts a long while
            Won't you please tell the man
            I didn't kill anyone
            No I'm just trying to have me
            Some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll
It was gettin thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been

I chased a rainbow down a one-way street
Dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance
Salesmen

      Ahhh, but fortunately
      I have the key
      To escape reality

            And you may see me tonight
            With an illegal smile
            It don't cost very much
            But it lasts a long while
            Won't you please tell the man
            I didn't kill anyone
            No I'm just trying to have me
            Some fun

Well I sat down in my closet
With all my overalls
Trying to get away from
All the ears inside my walls

Dreamed the police heard everything I thought
What then
Well I went to court and the judge's name was
Hoffman*

      Ahhh, but fortunately
      I have the key
      To escape reality

            And you may see me tonight
            With an illegal smile
            It don't cost very much
            But it lasts a long while
            Won't you please tell the man
            I didn't kill anyone
            No I'm just trying to have me
            Some fun
            Well done
            Hot dog bun
            My sister's a nun
:sun:


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Big Gulps!  Alright!  Well,  See ya later!
And if i claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that i dont know!


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OfflineHooty
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Registered: 02/24/03
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Re: When I woke up this morning..... [Re: DeadPhan]
    #4055496 - 04/14/05 06:00 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

God I love John Prine.


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Without love in the dream
It will never come true


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