Auto-SummaryThe author is sharing a humorous anecdote about a visit from a tech to fix a router issue, and how they hastily tried to conceal their cannabis-related paraphernalia. However, the real issue at hand is the author's neighbor, who knocked on the door to complain about the smell of pot, despite the author's attempts to downplay the issue. The author is worried about getting along with their neighbor, as they will be attending a party at the neighbor's house soon and wants to avoid any potential conflicts. The author is also seeking advice on how to minimize the smell of cannabis when smoking indoors, and is considering using an ionizer or air filter to achieve this goal. The author is looking for suggestions on affordable options, and is willing to spend up to $30 to maintain their current lifestyle, which includes smoking cannabis occasionally indoors.
OK first you get to laugh at me, and I mean really chuckle and laugh, I hope.
Not with me, but AT ME. 
The phone jack in my living room that I plug my router into has been on the fritz, so I called my ISP, and made an appointment, for a tech to come by, because we couldn't fix it over the phone.
Then I try another jack, in the next room, the router works  , but the computer is plugged in, and I like wireless high speed better  Know what I'm saying MU FuckA? So I unplug the cord.
So I start surfing,not funny, I know.
BUT, I was about to post about 2 problems, the first was that I had a tech coming by, and where I plugged the router in, I have some suspicious rubber maid containers, boxes of supplies, seed trays, etc. Its my little space, the place that keeps me sane, no cats, and my girl only comes in when invited, although she is always welcome, but if she comes in during spawning, I just give her a little shot of cleaner in the eyes  Get back bitch. Sorry I'm really high, maybe that was only funny to me??? 
But thats not the FUNNY part, just wait.
So the problem was that, I wanted to hide all of my stuff pretty fast, because the line in the living room runs into the room next to it, where the supplies and stuff are, and he was bound to go into both.
Then I stood up, and walked out of the room, and sat on the living room couch, because all of a sudden I thought , "WAIT!! why don't I just keep the router where it is, I have wireless."
So ya
:shh: ninja:
But I DO have a real problem as well. My neighbor(who lives upstairs) knocked on my door, and right away said...
HE: "hey man , don't smoke pot in the house" and before I could formulate a response, "we can smell it, and I have kids"
I:"well you guys smoke(tobacco) inside, sometimes, we smell that"
"really cause we don't, thats why theres an ashtray over there, and over (etc)
I: "ok cool man , if you don't smoke inside,I wont smoke pot inside"
(but I know I am lying as I say this, I just cant smoke all my pot inside)
I: "but sometimes when I have it out, you might smell it, as long as we both know the difference between stinky weed and pot smoke"
HE: "I'm and avid smoker myself"
I: "OK thats cool"
And then we said our goodbyes.
I have to make an appearance at a party they are holding next week, and I want that to go well, because what better way to not get arrested then to get along with the people that live VERY close to you. (as in the same house ) RIGHT?
I don't drink, and I will go up there, and mingle a bit, but this is a mission, I am not a "fake person" but I am not going EXACTLY be myself, and if it turns out these people are cool, I will reveal more of myself, but never the growing(of anything), ever.
This is a carefully crafted social event, the goal is to not say too much, that might cause suspicion, but to get along with them well. I wont be there too long, so I think it will go well, I'm great at talking to people, but I am very nervous, because of mush related activities.
I want to grow more edibles, and I will be soon, and maybe I will give them some one day, but for now, they must be in the dark.Totally. I also have an inspection, in either December, or January, by my landlord.
I plan to make all those containers look like NORMAL storage containers by then. I will be buying allot of extra lids in the next little while
This got me thinking , I cant be the only one that goes through this, shit I guess many of us go through this stress.
Now, the pot smoking issue is tricky, and I know some of you may say, "whats so tricky??, smoke outside."
NO. :angel: :P
I have to smoke some of my pot inside, I'm not 15 :P
I can smoke joints outside, or large bowls, but I don't smoke lots of herb anyway, when its just me and my girl, I often pack little bowls, that yield just a few hits, or maybe 4 at the most.
And more often then that, I just take a fat one hit from my bong and put it down for awhile.
So, I could just blow my exhales into paper towels, and for some tokes, maybe nothing at all.
But I was thinking, it might be time to get the old "cardboard tube tek" off the shelf, so to speak
I used to take a long cardboard tube, like from roll of foil, or a roll of paper towel, and then stuff some dryer sheets inside, and exhale my smoke through that.
classic B)
And I'm sure some of you must have done this while living with your folks. Combined with incense, it works really well for even large bowls.
Until you dad comes in and says, "no more fucking incense, we know you only use it to cover the smell of pot!!" (which did happen to me, more then once )
But do any of you know of any good cheap ionizers? Would an ionizer even work well for this??
If you have to keep things on the down low, what do you do personally???
I was thinking I could keep it beside the couch, and when I smoke a bowl that makes me worry someone MIGHT smell it, just flick it on for 20 minutes. Hell if it makes the house smell allot fresher, I might just leave it on all the time. I am willing to spend 30$ at the hardware store to keep things CLOSE to the way they are, he only noticed tonight's joint so well because it was very stinky, and sticky, and tasty  rool:
And as I said, I could live with smoking fatties outside(most of the time) and when they here me go in and out, they will lose their suspicion that I am still smoking pot inside sometimes. (I HOPE)
When you watch a movie, isn't it sweet that you can have your drinks, and snacks, and herb, on hand. I am not willing to give that up , No fucking way. I can change my habits a bit, but I am not smoking all my herb outside.
So ionizers? filters??? that crazy filter that old man orieck is always pimping on late night TV(which I haven't seen in a long time, thank god for torrents B) )
What do you do, or at least, what should I do?
I'm thinking , an ionizer beside the couch?? Suggestions???
Edited by Psilocybeingzz (11/01/06 04:21 AM)
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