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funeral stipulations....
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I just thought of something funny. What if your funeral stipulation was for everyone to be naked? I was trying to think of a way to keep people from being somber and mourning.... think you could still mourn naked?

it would atleast make the news.

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Re: funeral stipulations.... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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My funeral stipulation would be everyone had to commit suicide someway

Fuck, I'm not going alone


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Re: funeral stipulations.... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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psilocyberin said:
I just thought of something funny. What if your funeral stipulation was for everyone to be naked? I was trying to think of a way to keep people from being somber and mourning.... think you could still mourn naked?

it would atleast make the news.


you couldn't do that in a christian church... they are afraid of nekkidness....


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Re: funeral stipulations.... [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
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Hyper_Panda_GO said:
My funeral stipulation would be everyone had to commit suicide someway

Fuck, I'm not going alone


You talk about suicide alot. Not a good thing :frown:

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Re: funeral stipulations.... [Re: Rebirtha]
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I'll probably never do it

Sober, anyway


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Re: funeral stipulations.... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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I have a funeral stipulation that my carcass is to be ripped apart by wild beasts, specifically Komodo Dragons, in a public ceremony, and possibly as a pay-per-view cable event. I wrote a long post about this many years ago...


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Re: funeral stipulations.... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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I guess I would like anybody willing at my funeral to light up a blunt in honor of me. All of them would ash their blunts into an elaborately decorated ashtray with my cremated remains in it.

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Re: funeral stipulations.... [Re: Papaver]
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are you joking? its funny.. because I was just thinking about that today. What if i wanted to be given to some wild animal as food? haha.. I could live on in that animal as nutrients!


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Re: funeral stipulations.... [Re: DNKYD]
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ashes to ashes...


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Re: funeral stipulations.... [Re: Toddo]
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Toddo said:
are you joking? its funny.. because I was just thinking about that today. What if i wanted to be given to some wild animal as food? haha.. I could live on in that animal as nutrients!


Exactly! Recycling at the protein level, instead of the carbon level...


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