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evangelist dies walking on water
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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51760

thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
the wage of sin is death.

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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: Telepylus]
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Someone should have told him "Hey, skip, reality is going to expose all unsubstantiated beliefs and notions for what they really are - false, so you might want to be a little more considerate about what groundless bullshit you are going to adopt and subsequently act upon.". :lol:

I nominate him for a Darwin award. :smirk:

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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: fireworks_god]
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Apparently several other people have already nominated this fucking moron for a Darwin Award... I was hoping to be the first. :frown:

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Peace. :mushroom2:


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you
:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: fireworks_god]
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"He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus," an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record."


:rofl2:  :rofl2:  :braindamage:


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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: MushroomTrip]
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this just in: a muslim tried to jump to heaven from a big rock and cracked his head open. A buddhist monk died of boredom under a tree. the Nihilists remain stoic....

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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Haha, I love your avatar :smile:


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And searched this human race
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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: MushroomTrip]
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MushroomTrip said:
"He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus," an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record."


:rofl2:  :rofl2:  :braindamage:


you have to wonder if the "eyewitnesses" should be charged with some crime for allowing this to happen.
I wonder how long people waited around until they finally called the police/ambulance.
Who was the first person to finally say "well.... guess he didn't have enough faith....".

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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Maybe they even come up with the "he died for our sins earlier then expected" sort of thing  :crazy2:


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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
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Bathed in your sighs
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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: fireworks_god]
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Surely someone with a Gnostic Christian persuasion might have suggested to him the nature of midrash, and of metaphor - the turbulance of the Ocean of Existence, transcending the turbulance with faith which is a contemplative attitude, not allowing oneself to sink into existence, but to rise above life's trials and tribulations, etc. Stupid Literalist - all ego.


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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: Telepylus]
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Telepylus said:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51760

thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
the wage of sin is death.


He was just lacking one mustard seed.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
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Yeah, if only he could have succeeded.  Oh the glory he would have revelled in when the world saw how supreme HIS faith was and how pious a dude HE was.  What a jerk.  Reminds me of when I went to a "Christian retreat" in 9th grade with my best friend because we had some friends (and a few girls we were sweet on) in the church.  One night, when the boistrous preacher became especially dogmatic, people started falling to their knees spouting meaningless gibberish and random noises and vocalizations.  I had heard earlier in the day that sometimes when things got intense in the congregation, people starting speaking in tongues.  Oh how full these pious souls were of the Holy Spirit :rolleyes: Again, brazen literalism precludes contemplation.  Surely some of these believers had a hint of understanding that speaking in tongues might have actually referred to something socially functional, maybe speaking to different people in different ways, according to their background or understanding.  Or perhaps there is a deeper metaphor.  But who has time to contemplate that when you've got to seize every opportunity to shine a spotlight on your righteousness?

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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: Telepylus]
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Too bad his faith wasn't strong enough :frown:


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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: Asante]
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so much :lol:


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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: BlueCoyote]
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well Jesus did say we could move mountains.

perhaps it was metaphor.


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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: leery11]
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Yes, but at the point at which one can move mountains, one Realizes that one is He Who put the mountain there in the first place. So the mountain remains where it is.


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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: MarkostheGnostic]
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MarkostheGnostic said:
Yes, but at the point at which one can move mountains, one Realizes that one is He Who put the mountain there in the first place. So the mountain remains where it is.


Thats just a more philisophical delusion of grandure. :lol:


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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: soulcircus]
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Just because you can change the "reality in your head" doesn't mean you can change things like being completely heavier than water in actual reality.

What you just said is pure, unbased speculation and have no bearing on anything in real life.

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Re: evangelist dies walking on water [Re: soulcircus]
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Reality is what continually occurs in the world of phenomenon, wether you choose to acknowledge it or not.

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