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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Friends dont steal from friends
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Whether it be drugs, money, or material objects, friends dont steal from friends.

You just dont do it. Its about trust and respect.

And about not being a goddamn thief.

Let's say you have a friend. Not the best of people, but you trust this friend with your life, the bond you shares runs deep. So you obtain copious amounts of potent acid and think "Hey, i'll throw some to my buddy, for free, just cuz we're buddies" So you do. Lets say you give them.....ohhhh 5 free stamps.
So one night, your together and your tripping nice and hard  but  are in such a bad state of mind that your wandering down the road towards a bad trip. Lifes just been a little rough for you those last couple of days. and your buddy says " Im taking your acid, its for your own good, im worried you'll  just take it all and fuck yourself up" So Buddy takes your remaining 6 hits on the condition they will be returned in time for a big concert your planning on attending two weeks later. No prob you trust your buddy.
Week one rolls by. "Im not giving you the acid back" WHAT??? "You dont need that shit" *anger rises . Eventually Buddy relents and says fine i'll give you three back sometime this week. Week passes and nada. Not to worry, one week left. Buddy will come through. You banter back and forth and  extract multiple promises that  your  acid will be returned before said event. Week two, more arguements and you see your buddy but Buddy has not brought the acid. Its ok. You dont want to bitch. Dont want to act like that the only reason you want to chill, because its not. This is your buddy, your homeboy. Your like two pees in a catheder.
Day before the concert. You call buddy up and say "Dude, i need my hits, its been long enough. I trusted you, you promised me, now wheres my fucking shit!"and Buddy goes into this whole victimizing charade "OH so thats what you want thats all you want, blahblahblah cant believe your throwing away our friendship for some stamps" Blah blah blah  so on and so forth and you shoot back" You know thats not it blah blah blah"All the while imagining how satisfyin it would be to punch your buddy in the face.

So your cocksucking friend goes " Fine, ill give you the damn acid but things will never be the same between us again and dont expect to chill with me anymore"

:eek: Im sorry wait a second, your buddy is acting like YOU stole HIS shit. Wtf...

So you say "Look man, blah blah blah blah blah" trying to diffuse the situation but trying to get whats rightfully yours. after all this is your BEST buddy, has been for years.  So he finally says ok and you wait...

and you wait...

and fucking think of ways to get back at your buddy

and wait some more....

so then 8pm rolls around and you sign online to post some long ass rant on your favorite forum ...

now what do you do?

(sidenote: never let anyone hold your drugs, not even your mother)


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No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough

"There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us."
"Shoot it."
"Not yet, I want to study its habits. "

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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Step 1: Fill a bathtub with salt
Step 2: Kidnap friend, bound and gag him, throw him in van
Step 3: Drive van to bathtub from Step 1 while papercutting every inch of friend's body
Step 4: Throw him in the tub
Step 5: Run

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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go over there and kick some ass


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When chemistry is outlawed.. Only outlaws have chemistry:rainbowdrink:

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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Just be glad the drug in this particular instance was acid. Coke made one of my best friends steal from me and then lie and hide for months until I was forced to beat the living piss out of him the only time I caught him out of his house.

Sure you guys are going to be sore at each other for a bit, but hey it could be worse right?


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LNC's official Alaskan stoner
:jackdaniels::drooling::jackdaniels:

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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Go get your acid back who cares if you and him are still friends, do you want a friend who would screw you around like this anyways? It sounds to me like he just ate your acid and he was hoping he could replace it in time. He's obviously just trying to stall but time is up!


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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Wysefool]
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0k maybe i shouldve added that said friend is literally TWICE your size and weight.


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No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough

"There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us."
"Shoot it."
"Not yet, I want to study its habits. "

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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wow, what a fuck tard.

sorry to hear you hpothetically got jacked, its no good.


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PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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Luckily you have this experience to realize that this person is not a friend.


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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Dreamer987]
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Easy to throw judgement on the person who has had no word, when half the story is all that you've heard.

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: TarMonkey]
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its so gay when your friends decide to take drugs away from you and you want them back and they think they're doing you a good thing but in fact they're pissing you off and throwing your relationship away


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BoUnCy BaLL IS All SoUrCe OF LIGhT AnD HaPPiNeSS!!~! *bEEP* *beEP*

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends *DELETED* [Re: TarMonkey]
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Post deleted by blinkidiot

Reason for deletion: Im sorry



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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: blink]
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"Easy to throw judgement on the person who has had no word, when half the story is all that you've heard. "

Heavy.


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repeat after me: "i am a strong black woman"

"awwwww, shucky-ducky!"

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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If you lend someone 20$ and never see them again, it was worth the money.


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Capliberty:

"I'll blow the hinges off your freakin doors with my trips, level 5 been there, I personally like x, bud, acid and shroom oj, altogether, do that combination, and you'll meet some morbid figures, lol
Hell yeah I push the limits and hell yeah thats fucking cool, dope, bad ass and all that, I'm not changing shit, I'm cutting to to the chase and giving u shroom experience report. Real trippers aren't afraid to go beyond there comfort zone "

:rofl:

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Hank, FTW]
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Pretend to get over it. Get more acid, preferably liquid form. Crystal if possible. Dose him over 10mg. Talk to him about the error of his ways. He'll apologize when he gats back to reality if all goes as planned...


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"Ignore the distortion you're forced to percieve and believe that what supercedes is love, but who agrees?"

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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I tend to agree with what someone said that he probably ate it all and didn't want to tell you he ate it, hoping to find more in time. But that doesn't explain why he'd get pissed at you..

i guess he's a scumbag...?

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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I have some stories that directly contradict the topic title


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There is no valid reason you should be reading this

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Re: Friends dont steal from friends [Re: Rhysaboveit]
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Can you elaborate on how you were acting to provoke the initial worry?


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