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Freddy Krueger is ma MAIN man!
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Yo I just watched all 3 nightmare on elm street movies and I've found out I love Freddy K.

Lines like "I SAID WHERES THE FUCKING BOURON, BITCH!" and "can I ask you something?... WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!!!" and "COME TO PRIME TIME, BITCH!" fucking cracked me up.

The scare factor was a zero, but freddy made the fuckin movies... he cracks me up. I want to meet John Englund so I can shake his hand.

Edited by indica (07/24/06 05:57 AM)

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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
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Ha, yeah that shit is pretty funny. I always end up liking whoever is slashing and killing everyone in those kinds of movies :grin:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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LOL soo old man. But yeah Freddy is great. Those movies would blow with out his sense of humor


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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That nancy chicks hair (the chick from the original and in the third movie) was fucking wrong. I bet she's REAL hairy downstairs lol.

Does John Englund look like that in real life? Like the chin, I mean, not the skin.

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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
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xk3m_indica said:
That nancy chicks hair (the chick from the original and in the third movie) was fucking wrong. I bet she's REAL hairy downstairs lol.



Mmmm hairy :drooling: :whacker:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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fuck you would of loved my ex i got her a razor for her birthday


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
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:grin: :naughty:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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hahahaha
i hate hair

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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
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I don't mind it much but was being sarcastic there... :wink:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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oh trust me you would of cared lol


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
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Did it look like she had don kings head in a leg lock or something?

So bushy that it would pop out of a bikini bottom..


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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why aren't all girls born without pubic hair. if my girlfriend had a hairy muff I'd be all like "YO! WE NEED SOME FREDDY K IN HERE WITH THAT SCISSORHAND SHIT!"

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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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it was pretty bad by the time i ever got her in a bikini she had it shaved


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
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LOL, well I've seem them with such thick naps that you would need a rake to comb it.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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im glad she didnt like me goin down on her lol


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
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yeah, I you would probably have to end up picking the hair out of your teeth.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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good thing i stole a case of toothpicks from work shes fucked too many "ethnic" people for me to stick my mouth down there anymore


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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if she isn't smelly and not too hairy i dont mind.
hair + smell = yuck

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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
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That reminds me of the song you sent me the other day. :lol:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
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omg yeah it should be her theme song but toss in mexicans to that song :laugh:


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