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Freddy Krueger is ma MAIN man!
    #5893225 - 07/24/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yo I just watched all 3 nightmare on elm street movies and I've found out I love Freddy K.

Lines like "I SAID WHERES THE FUCKING BOURON, BITCH!" and "can I ask you something?... WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!!!" and "COME TO PRIME TIME, BITCH!" fucking cracked me up.

The scare factor was a zero, but freddy made the fuckin movies... he cracks me up. I want to meet John Englund so I can shake his hand.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893228 - 07/24/06 01:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Ha, yeah that shit is pretty funny. I always end up liking whoever is slashing and killing everyone in those kinds of movies :grin:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893235 - 07/24/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

LOL soo old man. But yeah Freddy is great. Those movies would blow with out his sense of humor


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5893244 - 07/24/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That nancy chicks hair (the chick from the original and in the third movie) was fucking wrong. I bet she's REAL hairy downstairs lol.

Does John Englund look like that in real life? Like the chin, I mean, not the skin.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893252 - 07/24/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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That nancy chicks hair (the chick from the original and in the third movie) was fucking wrong. I bet she's REAL hairy downstairs lol.





Mmmm hairy :drooling: :whacker:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893279 - 07/24/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

fuck you would of loved my ex i got her a razor for her birthday


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893282 - 07/24/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:grin: :naughty:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893314 - 07/24/06 02:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hahahaha
i hate hair


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893329 - 07/24/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I don't mind it much but was being sarcastic there... :wink:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893332 - 07/24/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

oh trust me you would of cared lol


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893342 - 07/24/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Did it look like she had don kings head in a leg lock or something?

So bushy that it would pop out of a bikini bottom..


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893345 - 07/24/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

why aren't all girls born without pubic hair. if my girlfriend had a hairy muff I'd be all like "YO! WE NEED SOME FREDDY K IN HERE WITH THAT SCISSORHAND SHIT!"


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893347 - 07/24/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

it was pretty bad by the time i ever got her in a bikini she had it shaved


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893352 - 07/24/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

LOL, well I've seem them with such thick naps that you would need a rake to comb it.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893355 - 07/24/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

im glad she didnt like me goin down on her lol


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893362 - 07/24/06 02:23 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, I you would probably have to end up picking the hair out of your teeth.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893377 - 07/24/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

good thing i stole a case of toothpicks from work shes fucked too many "ethnic" people for me to stick my mouth down there anymore


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893380 - 07/24/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

if she isn't smelly and not too hairy i dont mind.
hair + smell = yuck


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893381 - 07/24/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That reminds me of the song you sent me the other day. :lol:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893387 - 07/24/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

omg yeah it should be her theme song but toss in mexicans to that song :laugh:


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