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Freddy Krueger is ma MAIN man!
#5893225 - 07/24/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yo I just watched all 3 nightmare on elm street movies and I've found out I love Freddy K.
Lines like "I SAID WHERES THE FUCKING BOURON, BITCH!" and "can I ask you something?... WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!!!" and "COME TO PRIME TIME, BITCH!" fucking cracked me up.
The scare factor was a zero, but freddy made the fuckin movies... he cracks me up. I want to meet John Englund so I can shake his hand.
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
#5893228 - 07/24/06 01:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ha, yeah that shit is pretty funny. I always end up liking whoever is slashing and killing everyone in those kinds of movies
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893235 - 07/24/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL soo old man. But yeah Freddy is great. Those movies would blow with out his sense of humor
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5893244 - 07/24/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That nancy chicks hair (the chick from the original and in the third movie) was fucking wrong. I bet she's REAL hairy downstairs lol.
Does John Englund look like that in real life? Like the chin, I mean, not the skin.
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
#5893252 - 07/24/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
xk3m_indica said: That nancy chicks hair (the chick from the original and in the third movie) was fucking wrong. I bet she's REAL hairy downstairs lol.
Mmmm hairy
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893279 - 07/24/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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fuck you would of loved my ex i got her a razor for her birthday
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
#5893282 - 07/24/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893314 - 07/24/06 02:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahahaha i hate hair
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
#5893329 - 07/24/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I don't mind it much but was being sarcastic there...
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893332 - 07/24/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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oh trust me you would of cared lol
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
#5893342 - 07/24/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Did it look like she had don kings head in a leg lock or something?
So bushy that it would pop out of a bikini bottom..
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893345 - 07/24/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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why aren't all girls born without pubic hair. if my girlfriend had a hairy muff I'd be all like "YO! WE NEED SOME FREDDY K IN HERE WITH THAT SCISSORHAND SHIT!"
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893347 - 07/24/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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it was pretty bad by the time i ever got her in a bikini she had it shaved
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
#5893352 - 07/24/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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LOL, well I've seem them with such thick naps that you would need a rake to comb it.
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893355 - 07/24/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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im glad she didnt like me goin down on her lol
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
#5893362 - 07/24/06 02:23 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah, I you would probably have to end up picking the hair out of your teeth.
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893377 - 07/24/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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good thing i stole a case of toothpicks from work shes fucked too many "ethnic" people for me to stick my mouth down there anymore
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893380 - 07/24/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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if she isn't smelly and not too hairy i dont mind. hair + smell = yuck
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
#5893381 - 07/24/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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That reminds me of the song you sent me the other day.
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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
#5893387 - 07/24/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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omg yeah it should be her theme song but toss in mexicans to that song
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