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Freddy Krueger is ma MAIN man!
    #5893225 - 07/24/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yo I just watched all 3 nightmare on elm street movies and I've found out I love Freddy K.

Lines like "I SAID WHERES THE FUCKING BOURON, BITCH!" and "can I ask you something?... WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!!!" and "COME TO PRIME TIME, BITCH!" fucking cracked me up.

The scare factor was a zero, but freddy made the fuckin movies... he cracks me up. I want to meet John Englund so I can shake his hand.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893228 - 07/24/06 01:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Ha, yeah that shit is pretty funny. I always end up liking whoever is slashing and killing everyone in those kinds of movies :grin:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893235 - 07/24/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

LOL soo old man. But yeah Freddy is great. Those movies would blow with out his sense of humor


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5893244 - 07/24/06 01:37 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That nancy chicks hair (the chick from the original and in the third movie) was fucking wrong. I bet she's REAL hairy downstairs lol.

Does John Englund look like that in real life? Like the chin, I mean, not the skin.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893252 - 07/24/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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That nancy chicks hair (the chick from the original and in the third movie) was fucking wrong. I bet she's REAL hairy downstairs lol.





Mmmm hairy :drooling: :whacker:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893279 - 07/24/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

fuck you would of loved my ex i got her a razor for her birthday


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893282 - 07/24/06 01:53 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:grin: :naughty:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893314 - 07/24/06 02:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

hahahaha
i hate hair


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893329 - 07/24/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I don't mind it much but was being sarcastic there... :wink:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893332 - 07/24/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

oh trust me you would of cared lol


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893342 - 07/24/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Did it look like she had don kings head in a leg lock or something?

So bushy that it would pop out of a bikini bottom..


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893345 - 07/24/06 02:17 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

why aren't all girls born without pubic hair. if my girlfriend had a hairy muff I'd be all like "YO! WE NEED SOME FREDDY K IN HERE WITH THAT SCISSORHAND SHIT!"


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893347 - 07/24/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

it was pretty bad by the time i ever got her in a bikini she had it shaved


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893352 - 07/24/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

LOL, well I've seem them with such thick naps that you would need a rake to comb it.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893355 - 07/24/06 02:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

im glad she didnt like me goin down on her lol


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893362 - 07/24/06 02:23 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, I you would probably have to end up picking the hair out of your teeth.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893377 - 07/24/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

good thing i stole a case of toothpicks from work shes fucked too many "ethnic" people for me to stick my mouth down there anymore


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893380 - 07/24/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

if she isn't smelly and not too hairy i dont mind.
hair + smell = yuck


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893381 - 07/24/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

That reminds me of the song you sent me the other day. :lol:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893387 - 07/24/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

omg yeah it should be her theme song but toss in mexicans to that song :laugh:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893394 - 07/24/06 02:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You know I keep reading this.. and I keep getting sick to my stomach... but some reason I keep coming back.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5893395 - 07/24/06 02:34 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you know you love it :laugh:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893407 - 07/24/06 02:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

yes, yes I do


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893408 - 07/24/06 02:38 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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you know you love it :laugh:




:hehehe:

I can't help but love it.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893410 - 07/24/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)



you know i would be a liar if i said i didnt miss her


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893419 - 07/24/06 02:45 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Is that a penis envy strain?


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5893422 - 07/24/06 02:45 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

might as well be i got a tiny dick


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: Dobie]
    #5893433 - 07/24/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

what happened to Freddy K? :frown:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893436 - 07/24/06 02:54 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Freddy K likes the puffy naps too?


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893440 - 07/24/06 02:56 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

nah he likes butchering their nether-regions


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893441 - 07/24/06 02:57 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

:hehehe:

Too bad they never added a cool scene like that to the movies. Full nudity and hardcore bloody slashing.


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: indica]
    #5893442 - 07/24/06 02:58 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

who would have thought a thread about Freddy Krueger would turn in to Muff talk


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    #5893444 - 07/24/06 02:58 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Never know what's gonna happen in here. :evil:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma man! [Re: eris]
    #5893479 - 07/24/06 03:25 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I liked it when he hacked up that first bitch in the first one (the one with jonny depp in it) and shes flying around the room getting totally pwnt by freddy.

1st ONE HAS BOOBIES!!! so does the third one. I hate the puppet thing yuk


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma MAIN man! [Re: indica]
    #5893681 - 07/24/06 06:21 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

My neighbor last Halloween! He's a She!

Scary thought that some female could look so...Freddy!  :shocked:


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma MAIN man! [Re: Tippinthru]
    #5896133 - 07/24/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

holy shit i want that costume. Has anyone here seen Disney's 'High School Musical'?


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Re: Freddy Krueger is ma MAIN man! [Re: indica]
    #5896622 - 07/25/06 12:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

The actor who plays Freddy's name is Robert englund


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